The Great Goals Thread

kyro7 wrote:

SBSP_FIFA wrote:Not his fault Nani was a complete tool.

Fuck off you cunt.

Lafferty is brill.

kyro7 wrote:To be honest, although it seems obvious it was going in from here, what if Nani left it and then someone came in behind him and headed it out?

He'd get slated for not putting it away.

He headed the ball when it was virtually over the line.

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

kyro7 wrote:

SBSP_FIFA wrote:Not his fault Nani was a complete tool.

Fuck off you cunt.

Lafferty is brill.

kyro7 wrote:To be honest, although it seems obvious it was going in from here, what if Nani left it and then someone came in behind him and headed it out?

He'd get slated for not putting it away.

He headed the ball when it was virtually over the line.

He was running in for ages, and the ball came over, of course he's going to head it in, it's easy for you to say that, but it's not like he made the decision to head it once it was virtually past the line, that was when he actually headed it, don't forget the ball was in flight for a while.

Nani > Ronaldo.

Seriously, hop off Nani's jock...it's not like he stopped a match winner or something...

chiboygeorge wrote:Nani > Ronaldo.

Seriously, hop off Nani's jock...it's not like he stopped a match winner or something...

He also played well. :jam:

Even if he was offside (he wasn't), the ball had already crossed the line, and therefore, should have been a goal anyways.

Scuba Steve wrote:Even if he was offside (he wasn't), the ball had already crossed the line, and therefore, should have been a goal anyways.

It wasn't.

Yes, it was.

If you can show me a picture from a better angle I'll change my mind.

Scuba, I think you should write an article on it.

I'm so thick, I didn't even notice Pique to the left keeping Nani onside.

kyro7 wrote:I'm so thick, I didn't even notice Pique to the left keeping Nani onside.

My first thought was it was Puyol keeping him onside.

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

kyro7 wrote:I'm so thick, I didn't even notice Pique to the left keeping Nani onside.

My first thought was it was Puyol keeping him onside.

So why would Nani be a tool if he could see he was onside and putting it in to make it 100 percent sure like any player should.

Fine, I take it back.

SBSP_FIFA wrote:Fine, I take it back.

I love you again.

I'm on the article.

Ronaldo: 'Goal Should Have Stood'

It was a moot point after Portugal's stunning 4-0 win over Spain, but Cristiano Ronaldo claimed his goal in the 36th minute should have stood.

By Scuba Steve

LISBON, Portugal -- As we have all come accustomed to, Cristiano Ronaldo was prancing around the field on Wednesday night, spitting his dummy after a call did not go his way. But for once, he just might have been right.

After skipping around several challenges in the box, Ronaldo chipped a wonderful shot over the stranded Spanish keeper, Iker Casillas. The ball traveled over the line, before clueless clown Nani headed the ball into the back of the net for some insurance.

When Nani attempted to take Ronaldo's goal for his own, Nani instead took a goal away altogether, as he was incorrectly ruled offside. Numerous television angles showed that Nani was onside, and despite Ronaldo's petulant protests, the decision was not overturned.

"I have no idea what those batty boys were looking at," Ronaldo said of the referee and linesman after the match. "I know I have a fine ass, but the ball was over the line, and Nani wasn't offside anyways."

Nani, created a bit of controversy after the match, saying that he intentionally tried to take the goal away from Ronaldo.

"If I can't score, then to hell with Ronaldo," Nani muttered to reporters. "I'm the one who looks like Michael Jackson, and Ronaldo is no different than Tito, Jermaine, Janet, or Lotoya. He should just get in line."

For more news related to the Portuguese soap opera, follow Scuba Steve on Twitter @streffsoccer

Hey streff, you watch Modern Family too?? I love Gloria!!

Hell yeah man. She is so flippin' hot.

Wooooooord.

Plus the daughter, not the young one, but the older one, you know. She'd get it man. I think she's 18 so it's all good right?

SHe is 20! SHe is legal!

Scuba Steve wrote:Absolutely shameful that his goal was called back.

Nani is such a stupid wanker.

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=32zuvkg&s=7

It's been a while since I have completely fabricated an article, a la The Mirror.

Btw adding on to that Modern Family thing, the blonde chick, yea?

Claire? In a heartbeat.

Damn right

I also just noticed the subtle twitter plug in you 'article'