Something interesting happens to you every day doesn't it, crump?
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crump wrote:I go back to Monday.
Having a clearout day, currently got 2 massive bags of rubbish, I'm buzzing to go down to the garden and burn it, got 4 firelighters we use for the fire in winter to use on it too.
crump wrote:Just had the fucking Fire brigade round, fuck sake. I started burning my stuff in our little chimney, which funnels the smoke, and I had my old Blackberry box which had loads of plastic in it which I didn't realise and immediately started spewing black smoke. I thought, hmmm OK. Little did I realise the house across the road must've panicked and rang 999. Minutes later I heard loud sirens, down my road, it's a close so it must've been for me, minding my own business seconds later I heard a fireman banging on the side back door and shouting is anyone there. I looked up and shit myself, there stands me, with tracksuits on armed with a blowtorch and a plastic bag full of shit. I told him it was a hoax and he proceeded to tell me to recycle, and gave me a leaflet on fire safety. His colleagues seemed amused but he was pretty pissed off, let me off and said the people that must've phoned up clearly had nothing else to do.
Drake-
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Not sure if that really happend? 
Cam-
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I feel like doing a random career mode.
Forest-
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crump wrote:
Do you know that person?
Cam-
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No, he got it off Lad Bible
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Cam wrote:No, he got it off Lad Bible
Sean-
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LAD LAD LAD saucy LAD Cheeky LAD LAD fuck I can't wait till this trend is over.
Dan-
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Lad Bible.. 
What an embarrassment to the human race that is.
What an embarrassment to the human race that is.
Cam-
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Not sure if this is aimed at me for saying Lad bible 
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Speaking of the LAD fad, who let Forest back?
Sean-
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Just the LAD Bible in general Cam
Dan-
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'Hey look LADs, I told my wench to make me a sandwich and now I'm single' LADLADLADLADLAD
'Yo LADs, I took this picture of this girl from really far away because I was scared to go up and actually talk to her' LADLADLADLADLAD
Complete morons that Hitler should've targeted instead.
'Yo LADs, I took this picture of this girl from really far away because I was scared to go up and actually talk to her' LADLADLADLADLAD
Complete morons that Hitler should've targeted instead.
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Halo.. 
Mouse-
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This one's for the Loftus boys
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Anybody know where to watch the Transfer deadline day? I'm not wanting to see the whole thing, just the last 30 mins to 1hr of the show.
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Doherty
You like the Libertines Mouse?
You like the Libertines Mouse?
Mouse-
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I doTed wrote:Doherty
You like the Libertines Mouse?
Sean-
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They're brilliant, would loved to have went to one of their concerts before they broke up
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Dan wrote:'Hey look LADs, I told my wench to make me a sandwich and now I'm single' LADLADLADLADLAD
'Yo LADs, I took this picture of this girl from really far away because I was scared to go up and actually talk to her' LADLADLADLADLAD
Complete morons that Hitler should've targeted instead.
Mouse-
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Same, their reunion at Reading looked amazing!Ted wrote:They're brilliant, would loved to have went to one of their concerts before they broke up
Mouse-
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FUCKING YUNALESCA 
Cam-
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I'm reading 'I am the secret footballer' and I can't enjoy it as much cos I have an image of Dave Kitson while reading it.
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