You guys are very disrespectful to women. I am not therefore that means I have more of a chance to meet Emma.
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Emma-
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crump wrote:pisses me off constantly quoting me and typing the same shit.
McDonald's
McDonald's
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
McDonald's
McDonald's
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
Danny-
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Zzonked wrote:>me, 18 year old virgin
>be at college party at my brothers place
>tad bit in intoxicated
>party kinda lame, nobody really doing anything
>talking to pretty cute girl 8/10
>ask her if she wants to go upstair
>whispers in my ear, "yes"
>jizzinmypants.jpg
&g t;go upstairs
>start making out and taking each others clothes off
>sex mode engaged
>shes load as fuck
>after 15 were done and get dressed
>go downstairs, everybody staring at us
>i blurt out, "what?"
>everyone starts laughing and cheering, brother told them all it was my first time
>party picks up, becomes a rager
>me losing my virginity made this party awsome
>i am the hero Gotham deserves
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Emma wrote:You guys are very disrespectful to women. I am not therefore that means I have more of a chance to meet Emma.
This guy knows how to treat a lady:
Sean-
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Pico wrote:Emma wrote:You guys are very disrespectful to women. I am not therefore that means I have more of a chance to meet Emma.
This guy knows how to treat a lady:
Ouch
crump-
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Someone bring up a post where I blurted or bragged about me working please 
Unless it was topic of conversation, even then I don't brag.
Come on, I'm waiting
Unless it was topic of conversation, even then I don't brag.Come on, I'm waiting
Emma-
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ShakerMatty-
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My daily post of away in a manger.
Did you know we have David Healy?
AWAY IN A MANGER NO CRIB FOR A BED, THE LITTLE LORD JESUS LAY DOWN HIS SWEET HEAD, THE STARS IN THE BRIGHT SKY LOOKED DOWN WHERE HEALY HEALY HEALY!
Did you know we have David Healy?
AWAY IN A MANGER NO CRIB FOR A BED, THE LITTLE LORD JESUS LAY DOWN HIS SWEET HEAD, THE STARS IN THE BRIGHT SKY LOOKED DOWN WHERE HEALY HEALY HEALY!
Trent-
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Big B's from everyone here.
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crump wrote:Someone bring up a post where I blurted or bragged about me working please
Come on, I'm waiting
I think it was this one:
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crump-
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I bought some Adidas PTs the other day, really like them.
Cam-
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crump wrote:Someone bring up a post where I blurted or bragged about me working please
Come on, I'm waiting
crump wrote:I work at McDonalds, so suck my balls guys
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WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE.
Emma-
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Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson
The girl who I have longed to see
The asian guy does not care about you
So please hug and kiss me
I am a very nice guy
Albeit shy, but I am man therefore I do not cry
Please be mine because we were meant
Because I am true, a true gent
I will bring you flowers, a daisy it will be
But it is not as pretty as you, you see
You are that of true beauty that I can see
Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson will you go out with me?
The girl who I have longed to see
The asian guy does not care about you
So please hug and kiss me
I am a very nice guy
Albeit shy, but I am man therefore I do not cry
Please be mine because we were meant
Because I am true, a true gent
I will bring you flowers, a daisy it will be
But it is not as pretty as you, you see
You are that of true beauty that I can see
Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson will you go out with me?
Harrold-
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WE ARE FOOTBALL LEAGUE SAY WE ARE FOOTBALL LEAGUE.Mouse wrote:WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE.
crump-
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Cam wrote:crump wrote:Someone bring up a post where I blurted or bragged about me working please
Come on, I'm waitingcrump wrote:I work at McDonalds, so suck my balls guys
I found one for you too:
Cam wrote:I once sucked that mental boy in my room next to me at boarding school, he had a smeggy cock.
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Cam-
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crump wrote:Cam wrote:
I found one for you too:Cam wrote:I once sucked that mental boy in my room next to me at boarding school, he had a smeggy cock.
Har har har har har har You don't know me very well if you'd think that i'd use the word 'smeggy'
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crump-
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@Cam, that Namiko twitter lady 
ConorCelticFC-
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Emma wrote:Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson
The girl who I have longed to see
The asian guy does not care about you
So please hug and kiss me
I am a very nice guy
Albeit shy, but I am man therefore I do not cry
Please be mine because we were meant
Because I am true, a true gent
I will bring you flowers, a daisy it will be
But it is not as pretty as you, you see
You are that of true beauty that I can see
Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson will you go out with me?
She doesn't want to date serial killers.
Trent-
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Supports : Scunthorpe United & St Helens
I BE GOING HAM SAAAAAN
Sean-
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Crump you are an absolute bore, that is all I have to say on the matter
And with that I am off.
And with that I am off.
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How exactly do you pronounce "Duerre"? I see it and just think "derrr"
Cam-
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crump wrote:@Cam, that Namiko twitter lady
Did she reply to you?
Emma-
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Location : Flying with Emma Watson
ConorCelticFC wrote:Emma wrote:Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson
The girl who I have longed to see
The asian guy does not care about you
So please hug and kiss me
I am a very nice guy
Albeit shy, but I am man therefore I do not cry
Please be mine because we were meant
Because I am true, a true gent
I will bring you flowers, a daisy it will be
But it is not as pretty as you, you see
You are that of true beauty that I can see
Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson will you go out with me?
She doesn't want to date serial killers.
I thought it was a beautiful poem.
Emma-
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Location : Flying with Emma Watson
Pico wrote:How exactly do you pronounce "Duerre"? I see it and just think "derrr"
De-ur-re
Mouse-
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Location : Cymru
Supports : Sweden Women's National Handball Team
Was with your ex captain tonight to.Harrold wrote:WE ARE FOOTBALL LEAGUE SAY WE ARE FOOTBALL LEAGUE.Mouse wrote:WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE.
Trent-
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