The tennis thread.

This is painful to watch and I couldn't give a fuck about Sharapova.

Twitter is funny as hell right now.

Serena: you gon eat yo cornbread?

Maria: *slides the WHOLE plate over*

"Yo if Serena wants this gold medal Ima give her this gold medal"

Calm it dena.

Serena is seeing that ball like a basketball right now.

Eternal Witcher wrote:Calm it dena.

I'm just talkin' bout Serena

@rioferdy5: Serena williams must have somewhere to be...she looks in a rush, she has s*** to do I reckon! Feel for Sharapova though

Rio and Dena...

She needs a poo.

You're gloating mf.

I have never been so relieved about Maria winning 1 game.

Danny wrote:@rioferdy5: Serena williams must have somewhere to be...she looks in a rush, she has s*** to do I reckon! Feel for Sharapova though

Rio and Dena...

Rio is that dude.

The comeback begins ya'll.

"Comeback starts here"

How many more years till Serena quits?

How can Maria challenge after trying to get that back?

Eternal Witcher wrote:How many more years till Serena quits?

She's gonna play forever.

dena wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:How many more years till Serena quits?

She's gonna play forever.

Take power out of her game and she ain't da gawd no more, y'all can enjoy it while it lasts, I'm telling you fam.

She got a break point.. my mind is blown.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

dena wrote:

She's gonna play forever.

Take power out of her game and she ain't da gawd no more, y'all can enjoy it while it lasts, I'm telling you fam.

You patronizing me son?

Eternal Witcher wrote:

dena wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:How many more years till Serena quits?

She's gonna play forever.

Take power out of her game and she ain't da gawd no more, y'all can enjoy it while it lasts, I'm telling you fam.

Her serve is going to be there forever, for real.

dena wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:Take power out of her game and she ain't da gawd no more, y'all can enjoy it while it lasts, I'm telling you fam.

You patronizing me son?

I'm trying to emulate you; I stuck up for you against Jord.

Serena is almost 31, if anything I think speed/mobility would go before power. So if she wants to keep on playing I guess she can go for a few more years? Not sure what the cutoff date for tennis players is really...

That defeat to Maria at Wimbledon 2004 hurt Serena so bad she just destroys Maria every time now.

kyro7 wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:Take power out of her game and she ain't da gawd no more, y'all can enjoy it while it lasts, I'm telling you fam.

Her serve is going to be there forever, for real.

That testosterone must decrease then, else we might just have to wait for cancer.

Is Serena Williams' mum always so uninterested? Wimbledon final she looked like she was watching water polo.

I keep expecting Maria to break down crying.

Serena has a gold watch on, looks like a timex. WHAT THE SHIT.

Serena da gawd.. can't argue with that.

Peace out yo.

Ah good, she can have her hair done now.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Serena is a boss.

Did she just crip walk on wimbeldon.

Oh shit.