Play for Pompey: The Playmaker Challenge

As many of us are aware of, Portsmouth have 10 first team players going into the season.

If this club shall remain, they need players.

I am currently in contact with Portsmouth FC to play for them for free, if that is not possible I will find a loophole to play for them for £1 a week.

I think we should do this as it means we may get a break and receive interest from other clubs and evolve in a Jumpers for Goalposts style career.

So gentlemen,

Will a Playmaker member be playing for Portsmouth this season?

I'll play left wing.

That would be awesome.

Really? You can just contact them and ask to play for them? that's pretty cool.

I'd play keeper if no-one ever played a backpass.

Peter Storrie has signed up for this.

To be honest, they would probably call you in for a trial

Can't tell if you guys are being serious or not.

If thats the case wouldn't they have a shit load of people requesting to play for them?

That would actually be awesome if you could play for them.

Where do I sign up?

Portsmouth will just play their Youth players, if they haven't got anybody else.

That's a load of bollocks.

If they were close by, I would seriously ask for a trial.

I guess I'm moving to England.