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    I fucked a vacuum cleaner because I have perfect abs

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    Post by Forest Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:33 am

    I fucked a vacuum cleaner because I have perfect abs Make_UR_Own
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    Post by Danny Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:36 am

    I stabbed Michael Jackson because I was horny.

    Seems legit.
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    Post by Mal Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:37 am

    I pissed on Barney the dinosaur because I'm sexy.
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    Post by Guest Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:42 am

    I pissed on a bowl of cereal because I hate my life.
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    Post by Jorlung Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:56 am

    I got married with Michael Jackson because I'm racist.

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    Post by Guest Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:12 pm

    I pissed on a clown because I'm a racist.

    Seems legit.
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    Post by Andy Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:14 pm

    I pissed on a condom because I hate my life.

    Seems legit.
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    Post by Guest Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:19 pm

    I stabbed a Nazi because that is what I am.
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    Post by Juventino Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:21 pm

    I took a crap on a porn star because I smoked crack.
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    Post by Ra's al Ghul Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:22 pm

    I smoked weed with your grandmother because I was horny.

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    Post by Rafael Benitez Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:25 pm

    I killed a horse because i have perfect abs
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    Post by Guest Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:43 pm

    I fucked A Pornstar because I have perfect Abs

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    Post by SBSP Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:03 pm

    I hate a drug dealer because that's what I'm.

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    Post by Guest Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:09 pm

    I stabbed your mum because I have perfect abs.

    This is dumb.
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    Post by Jordan Henderchip Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:31 pm

    I married Julia because this is stupid and I just wrote whatever I wanted
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    Post by Phadunkin Donuts Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:36 pm

    I killed a Nazi because I'm sexy.
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    Post by Paulinho Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:42 pm

    I hate a dog because I'm sexy

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    Post by Guest Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:01 pm

    I ran naked with an egg because I stink.
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    Post by Guest Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:03 pm

    "I did a blowjob to your mom because I'm sexy."

    Pretty close to the truth.
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    Post by SBSP Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:09 pm

    ahlycotc wrote:I ran naked with an egg because I stink.
    rofl
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    Post by Guest Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:35 pm

    I fucked a condom because I'm sexy. oh god why
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    Post by Kuled Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:41 pm

    I fucked a dog because I hate my life rofl
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    Post by Childish Logic Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:02 pm

    Bogdan wrote:I stabbed your mum because I have perfect abs.

    This is dumb.

    Yeah.

    Bogdan with abs



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    Post by Guest Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:16 pm

    i got married with a robot because i hate my life
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    Post by Childish Logic Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:32 pm

    I stabbed Michael jackson because i'm sexy.
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    Post by Mal Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:45 pm

    Kuled wrote:I fucked a dog because I hate my life rofl

    Most accurate one yet.



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    Post by Guest Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:20 pm

    I shot a travesty because I have perfect abs?
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    Post by Jordi Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:46 pm

    I pissed on Michael Jackson because I hate my life.
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    Post by Steadman Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:37 pm

    I need George Bush because I'm single.
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    Post by Gegilworld93 Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:37 pm

    I stabbed a black guy because I hate my life Laughing.
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