There was a young.....

Limerick time people! I'll start us off!


There was a young hooker from Crewe
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
"If they pay to get in"
"They can pay to get out of there too"

There was a young man called Martin
Had problems with his farting
So he went to the Doc
But whipped out his cock
And the doc sent him departing

There was a young girl from Spain
Took pleasure in giving out pain
So I gave her my cock
And she treat it like rock
And now I can't piss again

There was a boy named Rex
and he really loved to have sex
So he whipped out his cock
stuck it in a sock
and he sent his girlfriend a text.

Found this on Google

There was a young man from China
Who wasn't a very good Climber
He slipped on a rock
And fell on his cock
And now he's got a vagina

There was a young man from Nottingham
His name was Forest
He is a Andy Carroll

There once was a user named Alan,
Who simply never was ballon.
Got beasted by Mauro,
Born not far from Lauro,
That senile old user named Alan.

There once was a user named Jela
He was a really sound fella
But one day he was gone
The decision was wrong
As a result he's turned to the Stella

There once was a man called Dean,
who invented a wanking machine,
At the height of its stroke,
The fucking thing broke,
And smashed his Balls into Cream.

The last two

There was once a man named dave.
He was a rave and no one could deny he was brave.
He once found a cave and happened to save the race
That were enslaved.





Don't hate on this shit one

Is Andy Carroll in the swear filter?