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He's going to run riot at Roland Garros, too.

Got some bad news people, my computer is very ill ... So ill in fact, that it might not make it through the night. Only time will tell, I will provide a report tomorrow morning, if possible ...

Why don't you make it better?

It's fine now.

LMAO @ Ben's sig, not even got the correct accent on Vaz Te's name, LOL.

He mad.

Too bad no one here will appreciate this.

What the actual...?

It is ill advised to drink chocolate milk past expiration date. It's ridiculous how something so delicious can turn so disgusting.

Had such a horrible dream. Have my exam today and I woke up and I'd missed the exam by like 4 hours and I had a shit loads of texts asking where I was then all of a sudden I properly woke up and it was like 5 in the morning.

It felt so bad, was really shitting myself

I love exam period, don't have to go in until last lesson.

I know hardly anyone that's in this morning before my exam.

I dislike morning exams.

I always end up trying to learn my whole course in 3 hours then just learning 3 topics and taking a huge gamble they come up...like now for instance

Child rape on Jeremy Kyle.

Jordi wrote:Child rape on Jeremy Kyle.

That emoticon is over-used but it perfectly describes what I am watching right now.

Jordi wrote:Child rape on Jeremy Kyle.

What?

There's a woman on JK that was raped when she was 9 by her 14 year old half brother.

She just said he was 16/17 when he did it did she not?

She was 17 when she told her parents.

Think some of the more entertaining stuff is coming on now.

Jordi wrote:She was 17 when she told her parents.

Think some of the more entertaining stuff is coming on now.

I'm sure she said he was old enough to know what he was doing at 16/17.

Tag-line for the next part: Has my 70 year old wife been having sex with a teenager?

I bet she's shagged Wayne Rooney lmao

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2147331/The-mocking-John-Terry-Twitter.html













'Doing a John Terry, going to don full chef outfit to carve the lamb after my wife has spent three hours cooking it'

'Geoff Shreeves has told John Terry he won't be allowed to lift Wimbledon trophy if Andy Murray wins it'

Just brought a Relentless Inferno drink, I just thought you should all know.

Novi, The Creator wrote:'Geoff Shreeves has told John Terry he won't be allowed to lift Wimbledon trophy if Andy Murray wins it'

This wont be an issue.

Well I'm dreading this History exam.. But then I don't have to come back for three weeks after it!

Tbf Terry wasn't the only one

ShakerMatty wrote:Well I'm dreading this History exam.. But then I don't have to come back for three weeks after it!

Good luck.

Gatsby wrote:Tbf Terry wasn't the only one

He was the one that nearly fucked you over, lets say Ramires for example, I can see why he'd celebrate, he fucking put an amazing 2 performances v Barcelona to get you there and was unlucky with the shitty yellow rule.

John Terry got sent off for something idiotic.

Terry did play in other games, its not like he did nothing.

It turns out that John Terry didn't sleep with Wayne Bridge's ex after all. Someone else did and he just took the credit.