by Phadunkin Donuts Sat May 12, 2012 6:36 am
Zlatan – “First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he
did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.”
Reporter – “Is your playing style Swedish or Yugoslavian?”
Zlatan – “It’s Zlatan-style.”
Reporter – “You’ve got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What has happened?”
Zlatan – “Well…I don’t know…you’ll have to ask your wife about that”
Reporter – “Do you think it’s even possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?”
Zlatan – “According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in only three games.”
Reporter – “What would you name your son?”
Zlatan – “Zlatan Jr.”
Zlatan (Answer to criticism from John Carew that Zlatan’s moves are
pointless.) –
“What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.”