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One huge caveat here. He's playing in the Paulista in that vid, so other than games against Santos, Corinthians, Palmeiras, and Ponte Preta, it's sides from the 2nd division or lower on the national level.
Besides that, he still has a problem with tunnel vision.
He's still really scary though. If you're down to ten men stick him up front and watch him work when he doesn't have to pass. Suckerpunched Santos that way earlier in the year.
Besides that, he still has a problem with tunnel vision.
He's still really scary though. If you're down to ten men stick him up front and watch him work when he doesn't have to pass. Suckerpunched Santos that way earlier in the year.
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Just think.
With the £80 Million King Kenny wasted Liverpool could have got this sick kunt.
With the £80 Million King Kenny wasted Liverpool could have got this sick kunt.
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Is Neymar really that much better than him? I know they play on different positions but still.
Paulinho-
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This cunt is brilliant. Looks exciting as hell . Will be a major player at the 2014 WC
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I love how he does tricks when the defenders are about 10 foot away from him then runs at them like a maniac with his legs going all over the place lmao
Paulinho-
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I was going to say, he actually plays like he is being controlled by a FIFA player. Abuses ronaldo chops etc 
Fuck he is crazy quick and talented though
I think Neymar's status was extremely helped by his goal of the year, which was, to put it simply, genius (The skill right at the end) . Lucas scores heaps of special goals but Neymar's goal is genius, everytime I watch it after a few weeks and see that skill he does right before he shoots, I get goosebumps
Fuck he is crazy quick and talented though
I think Neymar's status was extremely helped by his goal of the year, which was, to put it simply, genius (The skill right at the end) . Lucas scores heaps of special goals but Neymar's goal is genius, everytime I watch it after a few weeks and see that skill he does right before he shoots, I get goosebumps
Trig-
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Gegilworld93 wrote:Is Neymar really that much better than him? I know they play on different positions but still.
YES. Neymar is beyond ridiculous, has been fucking showing out for the past couple months.
Grenade-
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Rei Andros wrote:One huge caveat here. He's playing in the Paulista in that vid, so other than games against Santos, Corinthians, Palmeiras, and Ponte Preta, it's sides from the 2nd division or lower on the national level.
Besides that, he still has a problem with tunnel vision.
He's still really scary though. If you're down to ten men stick him up front and watch him work when he doesn't have to pass. Suckerpunched Santos that way earlier in the year.
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I
honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it
up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe
deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when
they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them),
when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay
this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story
should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
Paulinho-
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Lost it
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last night me n the crew r scanning the club, we run securtity on every door in town, ran the old pussies outta town, aint seem em since. had the usuial drunk assed preppy f@gs from the local college, simple choke hold, knee, punch and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster ion the alleyway, one night we puyt 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.Paulinho wrote:Lost it
im working the door, crowds are lovin it, seeing me, im a damn celebrity oin this town, im like "chill the **** out" but these guys are shoving n **** trying to get a glipse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame,m
Peoiple r texting each other n ****, soon musta been 1000 outside the club taking pictures begging to get in, guys start shoving some girlsz and the crews like "**** this" and jump in, start nailing people uypside the head, i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the ****ing place. women love this ****, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass,, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face inbetween swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.
next thing i know some pussy draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that pussy ****, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their **** messed up" look on my face i see a flash but dont feel **** since im jacked up with adrenaline, i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his skull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone ****ing wild,
Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n ****, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a **** eating grin opn my face, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their ****ing eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some ****, a normal pussied ass guy wouldnt hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint sah1t to 220lbs of coiuled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to knopw that.
Paulinho-
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Holy fuck "I ain't got time to bleed" made me loooooooooooooose it I love those copy pastas
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Comes from..Paulinho wrote:Holy fuck "I ain't got time to bleed" made me loooooooooooooose it I love those copy pastas
Paulinho-
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Yeah I know that's why I loved it lol, would've been great if "sexual tyrannosaurus" was worked in aswell
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Grenade wrote:Rei Andros wrote:One huge caveat here. He's playing in the Paulista in that vid, so other than games against Santos, Corinthians, Palmeiras, and Ponte Preta, it's sides from the 2nd division or lower on the national level.
Besides that, he still has a problem with tunnel vision.
He's still really scary though. If you're down to ten men stick him up front and watch him work when he doesn't have to pass. Suckerpunched Santos that way earlier in the year.
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I
honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it
up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe
deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when
they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them),
when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay
this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story
should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
Your supplier sells really good stuff.
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Grenade wrote:Rei Andros wrote:One huge caveat here. He's playing in the Paulista in that vid, so other than games against Santos, Corinthians, Palmeiras, and Ponte Preta, it's sides from the 2nd division or lower on the national level.
Besides that, he still has a problem with tunnel vision.
He's still really scary though. If you're down to ten men stick him up front and watch him work when he doesn't have to pass. Suckerpunched Santos that way earlier in the year.
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I
honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it
up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe
deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when
they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them),
when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay
this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story
should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
That wasn't funny at all, just unnecessary and frankly a bit rude.
El_indian-
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wow sick cunt. I agree, Kenny should have spent on him.
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Why should Kenny have wasted money on this trick pony? 
I've seen some flashy fashion and skill in that video, but he doesn't really look like he can cut it at the top level. And the Premier League is the top level. Dalglish wisely spent that money on experienced players, dependable players that would die for the phoenix thing on the badge, and he has reaped the rewards.
I've seen some flashy fashion and skill in that video, but he doesn't really look like he can cut it at the top level. And the Premier League is the top level. Dalglish wisely spent that money on experienced players, dependable players that would die for the phoenix thing on the badge, and he has reaped the rewards.
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Rei Andros wrote:Grenade wrote:
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I
honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it
up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe
deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when
they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them),
when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay
this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story
should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
Your supplier sells really good stuff.
Grenade-
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Mr. Kurtz wrote:Grenade wrote:
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I
honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it
up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe
deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when
they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them),
when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay
this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story
should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
That wasn't funny at all, just unnecessary and frankly a bit rude.
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Splashy wrote:Skill abuser.
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Glen is on full on Troll these days
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EPL Talk @epltalk
Sao Paulo reject £32.4m bid from Chelsea for Brazil midfielder Lucas Moura: http://su.pr/196OFA
Sao Paulo reject £32.4m bid from Chelsea for Brazil midfielder Lucas Moura: http://su.pr/196OFA
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Grenade wrote:Rei Andros wrote:One huge caveat here. He's playing in the Paulista in that vid, so other than games against Santos, Corinthians, Palmeiras, and Ponte Preta, it's sides from the 2nd division or lower on the national level.
Besides that, he still has a problem with tunnel vision.
He's still really scary though. If you're down to ten men stick him up front and watch him work when he doesn't have to pass. Suckerpunched Santos that way earlier in the year.
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I
honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it
up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe
deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when
they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them),
when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay
this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story
should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
Inane.
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Chris wrote:EPL Talk @epltalk
Sao Paulo reject £32.4m bid from Chelsea for Brazil midfielder Lucas Moura: http://su.pr/196OFA
That's a lot of moola for a 19 year old.
Trig-
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Chris wrote:EPL Talk @epltalk
Sao Paulo reject £32.4m bid from Chelsea for Brazil midfielder Lucas Moura: http://su.pr/196OFA
That shit cray, seems to be worth it though.
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