FIFA 12 Ultimate Team

I know how to make the AI chase a player for you.. and sure you can follow along.. but this shit is just crazy sometimes.

then watching my defenders who are suppose to be elite.. just get in shit positions and rocked.. is blowing my mind.

There's really no point in dribbling anymore.. if anything it just makes it easier for those fucking AI missles to destroy your soul. Get past one.. get raped by two.


I'm going Russian League.. and I'm going to hate/love it.

I hate the people who when defending let the CPU do it for them, I played one the other day and when defeding, the player he was controlling was Pato. Impossible to get past Abate, Chiellini and Thiago Silva and some other geezer at LB.

I'm making a lower league team, looking okay. Would look better if I didn't have 6 coins.

That makes it even better^

I can't believe some of the league 2 players are so high. Carayol is up at 10k.

Acceleration 77→79 →81
Agility 84→86→88
Balance 33→34→(34?)
Jumping 88→91→91
Reactions 81→84→84
SprintSpeed 80→82→84
Strength 90→93→93
Aggression 84→88→88
Positioning 82→82→82
TactAware 20→20→(20?)
Vision 87→87→87
BallControl 92→95→97
Crossing 77→82→82
Curve 87→91→96
Dribbling 88→91→93
Finishing 89→93→98
FKAcc 82→85→90
HeadingAcc 75→77→77
LongPass 73→78→78
LongShot 86→90→95
Marking 15→15→(15?)
Penalties 89→93→98
ShortPass 87→93→93
ShotPower 92→96→99
SlideTackle 11→11→(11?)
StandingTackle 49→51→(51?)
Volleys 90→94→99

Eternal Witcher wrote:Acceleration 77→79 →81
Agility 84→86→88
Balance 33→34→(34?)
Jumping 88→91→91
Reactions 81→84→84
SprintSpeed 80→82→84
Strength 90→93→93
Aggression 84→88→88
Positioning 82→82→82
TactAware 20→20→(20?)
Vision 87→87→87
BallControl 92→95→97
Crossing 77→82→82
Curve 87→91→96
Dribbling 88→91→93
Finishing 89→93→98
FKAcc 82→85→90
HeadingAcc 75→77→77
LongPass 73→78→78
LongShot 86→90→95
Marking 15→15→(15?)
Penalties 89→93→98
ShortPass 87→93→93
ShotPower 92→96→99
SlideTackle 11→11→(11?)
StandingTackle 49→51→(51?)
Volleys 90→94→99

Dafuq is this?

Won 3-1 online then disconnected on the EA Servers. What the fuck EA? Sort it out.

Looking at the stats, I'm assuming it's SIF Zlatan?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand another fucking loss.. because of the same shit.

I just have nothing going for me on offense anymore. Not a fucking thing.

I won't bore you anymore with all this shit.. I'll just go kill myself.

Eternal Witcher wrote:Acceleration 77→79 →81
Agility 84→86→88
Balance 33→34→(34?)
Jumping 88→91→91
Reactions 81→84→84
SprintSpeed 80→82→84
Strength 90→93→93
Aggression 84→88→88
Positioning 82→82→82
TactAware 20→20→(20?)
Vision 87→87→87
BallControl 92→95→97
Crossing 77→82→82
Curve 87→91→96
Dribbling 88→91→93
Finishing 89→93→98
FKAcc 82→85→90
HeadingAcc 75→77→77
LongPass 73→78→78
LongShot 86→90→95
Marking 15→15→(15?)
Penalties 89→93→98
ShortPass 87→93→93
ShotPower 92→96→99
SlideTackle 11→11→(11?)
StandingTackle 49→51→(51?)
Volleys 90→94→99

I've had him, paid 1 million for him back in the day, can't wait to get him again after this market crash.

I'm dieing to play UT again, got 1.6m just sitting there but im waiting till after the TOTY's come out.

Just seen a Tevez with a 720k bid.

Looks like I won't be getting him then.

Brother got Tevez on PS3:

Tevez CF (89):

Acceleration - 85 < 89

Balance - 78 < 84

Jumping - 76 < 81

Reactions - 92 < 97

SprintSpeed - 83 < 87

Strength - 79 < 85

Aggression - 92 < 97

Positioning - 90 < 90

TactAware - 58 < 61

Vision - 82 < 82

BallControl - 86 < 90

Crossing - 76 < 78

Curve - 77 < 85

Dribbling - 83 < 87

Finishing - 91 < 99

FKAcc - 82 < 90

HeadingAcc - 70 < 75

LongPass - 69 < 70

LongShot - 88 < 97

Marking - 49 < 52

Penalties - 80 < 88

ShortPass - 83 < 85

ShotPower - 88 < 97

SlideTackle - 34 < 34

StandingTackle - 38 < 40

Volleys - 88 < 97

I want that cunt.

Ricardo wrote:Brother got Tevez on PS3:

Tevez CF (89):

Acceleration - 85 < 89

Balance - 78 < 84

Jumping - 76 < 81

Reactions - 92 < 97

SprintSpeed - 83 < 87

Strength - 79 < 85

Aggression - 92 < 97

Positioning - 90 < 90

TactAware - 58 < 61

Vision - 82 < 82

BallControl - 86 < 90

Crossing - 76 < 78

Curve - 77 < 85

Dribbling - 83 < 87

Finishing - 91 < 99

FKAcc - 82 < 90

HeadingAcc - 70 < 75

LongPass - 69 < 70

LongShot - 88 < 97

Marking - 49 < 52

Penalties - 80 < 88

ShortPass - 83 < 85

ShotPower - 88 < 97

SlideTackle - 34 < 34

StandingTackle - 38 < 40

Volleys - 88 < 97

Holy Fuarkin Chit

Keanoo wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:Acceleration 77→79 →81
Agility 84→86→88
Balance 33→34→(34?)
Jumping 88→91→91
Reactions 81→84→84
SprintSpeed 80→82→84
Strength 90→93→93
Aggression 84→88→88
Positioning 82→82→82
TactAware 20→20→(20?)
Vision 87→87→87
BallControl 92→95→97
Crossing 77→82→82
Curve 87→91→96
Dribbling 88→91→93
Finishing 89→93→98
FKAcc 82→85→90
HeadingAcc 75→77→77
LongPass 73→78→78
LongShot 86→90→95
Marking 15→15→(15?)
Penalties 89→93→98
ShortPass 87→93→93
ShotPower 92→96→99
SlideTackle 11→11→(11?)
StandingTackle 49→51→(51?)
Volleys 90→94→99

I've had him, paid 1 million for him back in the day, can't wait to get him again after this market crash.

I'm dieing to play UT again, got 1.6m just sitting there but im waiting till after the TOTY's come out.

If I can afford the TOTY one.

I'm not certain IF Yaya is worth the extra coins, the normal Yaya does a perfectly fine job.

Eternal Witcher wrote:Acceleration 77→79 →81
Agility 84→86→88
Balance 33→34→(34?)
Jumping 88→91→91
Reactions 81→84→84
SprintSpeed 80→82→84
Strength 90→93→93
Aggression 84→88→88
Positioning 82→82→82
TactAware 20→20→(20?)
Vision 87→87→87
BallControl 92→95→97
Crossing 77→82→82
Curve 87→91→96
Dribbling 88→91→93
Finishing 89→93→98
FKAcc 82→85→90
HeadingAcc 75→77→77
LongPass 73→78→78
LongShot 86→90→95
Marking 15→15→(15?)
Penalties 89→93→98
ShortPass 87→93→93
ShotPower 92→96→99
SlideTackle 11→11→(11?)
StandingTackle 49→51→(51?)
Volleys 90→94→99

Spoiler:

That midfield was so slow

I think it'd be extremely difficult to sell Yaya.

Ultimate Team is so much fun

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TIRED OF THIS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chip wrote:Ultimate Team is so much fun

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TIRED OF THIS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pretty much sums it up.

I have 190k. Idk how.. but I'm putting it all into packs.. then im out.

Can I have some of your stuff Phadunkin Donuts














if you don't give me anything you'll be a Phadunkin Phaggot

In my defence I hated FIFA 12 last November and Ultimate Team didn't work for me as I kept getting disconnected, then when I went back on EA had given me some coins and packs I think because I had all this free stuff which I don't remember getting. So that is why I started playing FIFA 12 again so that is why I am enjoying it

Don't call me by my slave name.