The tennis thread.

kyro7 wrote:

GOATarenka wrote:Nadal appears to be taking the first set with ease.

Yeah, not been too hard so far.

Btw, why don't the mods/admin take care of that Tzar cunts ava?

I'm not entirely sure they can do anything about it, but the plan was to make Tzar look like a fool so he removes it anyway I shall seek advice from a higher power.

He makes himself look like enough of a fool, I don't think he'll change it because of looking like a fool.

Tsonga breaks Rafa serving for he match, didn't make a first serve and double faulted 5-5 Oh well, even if Tsonga wins at least he's awesome.

Tsonga has the momentum 6-5, fucking hate how this sport can change sometimes when it's against the person I want to win.

Rafa is playing the end of this set without a first serve, he can't put it in to save his life.

Tsonga takes the second set 7-5, from 5-4 Rafa serving, Rafa was all over him then hit forehand into the net to give him set point, reckon he'll go on to win it now (Tsonga), and if he does he needs to play good v Murray.

What a match (Not quality wise, probably horrid for a neutral), I feel like a faggot but I was shaking from adrenaline, when Rafa broke I just thought come on Rafa don't fuck up again on serving it out, he so nearly did, over 10 fucking minutes, 3 match points, fuck, Tsonga's comebsck was superb, I love that guy definitely my second favourite man in Tennis.

Feel like I just played the match, Rafa's knee hurting him though, and I think that's why his serving has been so fucking shit in Miami, don't know how he managed to win with that, don't think he'll be able to beat Murray though, just hope Novak sorts that Scottish cunt out.

Rafa will honestly be the death of me.

Oh for that advert:



Rafa with football boots on.

I fucking love Julia more and more everyday

I can't see her latest tweet though, it is all rectangles on the computer

kyro7 wrote:



Biuriful, wish I was there.

Very biuriful. Where is that?

El_indian wrote:

kyro7 wrote:



Biuriful, wish I was there.

Very biuriful. Where is that?

Miami

Dam, Nadal won

Lux wrote:Dam, Nadal won

My friend...

If Rafa's serving/knee continues I can assure you Murray will be in the final, I just hope for everything that Novak finishes him.

Maria v Woz at 6?

kyro7 wrote:

Lux wrote:Dam, Nadal won

My friend...

If Rafa's serving/knee continues I can assure you Murray will be in the final, I just hope for everything that Novak finishes him.

Well I do find some sinister joy when Murray beats Nadal.....but tbh it was more that I had Tsonga to win in the predictor

I had Federer, fucking Swiss prick.

I'm going to live in the past and watch the US Open final 2010.

2 games in, Nadal hits more quality backhands than 2011 and 2012 combined, what a fucking machine he was.

Maria breaks the first game, come on gurl.

EDIT: Dang, shoulda been a double break and 3-0, but Maria wasted 3 break points, she had a backhand down the line I expected her to make at break point too. 2-1.

EDIT: Is a double break now, 4-1.

Oh hello double faults.

A miss and three double faults, Woz literally done nothing to get them 4 break points.

Woz breaks, did not have to do much. 4-4.

Maria is actually beating herself.

Maria playing fukkkkin groce.

That's Wozniacki's strength - hang around until her opponent self-destructs Depending on who her opponent is, it's either a brilliant tactic or the worst tactic ever.

Set Wozniacki... ridiculous how Wozniacki has had to do hardly anything.

GOATarenka wrote:That's Wozniacki's strength - hang around until her opponent self-destructs Depending on who her opponent is, it's either a brilliant tactic or the worst tactic ever.

Can that even be called a strength? She has no control on whether it pays off or not.

Maria breaks, how long till she implodes again?

Oh look double break for Maria, inb4 same as last set.