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They all have close relations to Ireland.
No, you didn't finish your sentence.
You've never seen the carlsberg advert?
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You've never seen the carlsberg advert?
The Zlatan-
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Yes. I have.Jelavić7|EFC wrote:The Zlatan wrote:
No, you didn't finish your sentence.
You've never seen the carlsberg advert?
Please complete your sentence.
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Yet another pregnant girl in my school today. 
Mason-
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How did your experiments go?
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Birmingham.King Carlos wrote:Yet another pregnant girl in my school today.
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The Zlatan wrote:Yes. I have.Jelavić7|EFC wrote:
You've never seen the carlsberg advert?
Please complete your sentence.
No.
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Mason_Inzaghi wrote:How did your experiments go?
- Spoiler:
- I conducted a social experiment on my brother last night to determine whether he is:
1. Retarded
2. Inconsiderate
3. Both
It was very simple, normally at around 11PM my brother will go into the kitchen and have some food/snacks. 9 times out of 10 he will eat a few things that the wrappers/containers can be split up into both bins; both bins being a normal everyday rubbish bin, the other being a recycling bin. What he normally does is just leave the rubbish out in the same place every night for my mother to clean up in the morning, but what I decided to do was to leave an object in that place so he couldn't just dump it there.
Once he had then retired to his bedroom for the night, I went downstairs to check the results, upon my first look, I couldn't see any rubbish left out, a good start. It at least proves he isn't that lazy. But I then opened up the recycling bin, and to my horror, I saw discarded tissues and and foil wrappers, these things are commonly known in our house not to be put in the recycling bin, but to be put in the 'normal' bin, I then opened up the normal, and found something which is so commonly known to recycle all over the world, it's near impossible to amass some sort of confusion over which bin to put it in. It was a plastic bottle.
So this proves to me that he is retarded.
We have also had a little rule in our house from when we were young, that no dirty dishes were to be left in the sink over night, it was a way to teach us some sort of rule of consideration and to prevent laziness. He had used a glass and a dish and left it in the sink. I had previously washed all the dishes to gain results from this as well. Bare in mind that he never adheres to this little dish washing rule.
This tells me that he is inconsiderate.
So, the final analysis of my results show me that my 20 year old brother is rather inconsiderate. The results also show me that he has somehow managed his way this far through life without having his retardations recognised by any one else apart from my self I believe.
tl;dr - My brother is a spastic.
I think further tests are required.
I am already one step ahead of you, my friend.
I have something ready for tomorrow morning when he brushes his teeth, he always needlessly puts the tap on full blast, so water splashes all over the place, which he then doesn't clean up; he had also finished off the shampoo bottle in the shower just a few hours ago, once he finishes a bottle of shampoo or shower gel he normally puts it in the sink to leave for my mother to put in the recycling bin. I have taken the bottle so that my mother won't see it and get rid of it, and I have replanted it in the sink. What I am expecting to happen is that the water will hit the bottle instead of the sink and splash extremely uncontrollably, so that so much water goes all over the place, that he should have no choice but to clean it up.
I eagerly anticipate these results, and I hope I can share with them with you all tomorrow afternoon.
I have an update on the latest social experiment I have done on my brother.
Instead of moving the bottle from the sink, he did exactly as I anticipated and turned the tap on, full blast, straight onto the empty bottle. The water literally goes all over the place, the wall, the window, the windowsill, the toilet seat and all over the floor; and best place it landed was all over him. Massive water patches all over his clothes and his face is covered in it.
Next thing, deadly silence... He's switched the tap off. I hear a short burst of foot stamps as he walks towards the bathroom door, opens it and starts screaming downstairs towards my mum "Why the fuck is their a bottle in the sink!?"
I'm pissing my self at this moment, but I then realise that how sad it is that he is in fact retarded, and that I shouldn't laugh at this misfortune... I continue to laugh.
Rather well.
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Jelavić7|EFC wrote:The Zlatan wrote:
Yes. I have.
Please complete your sentence.
No.
As the self proclaimed 'Best member on the forum' I think this is disgusting behaviour to not civilly discuss a topic with another member.
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King Carlos wrote:Yet another pregnant girl in my school today.
Well good luck to her
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Pip, you need to post more man
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The Zlatan wrote:Jelavić7|EFC wrote:
No.
As the self proclaimed 'Best member on the forum' I think this is disgusting behaviour to not civilly discuss a topic with another member.
Self proclaimed? Evidently others share the same view.
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The Zlatan wrote:Mason_Inzaghi wrote:How did your experiments go?
- Spoiler:
1. Retarded
2. Inconsiderate
3. Both
It was very simple, normally at around 11PM my brother will go into the kitchen and have some food/snacks. 9 times out of 10 he will eat a few things that the wrappers/containers can be split up into both bins; both bins being a normal everyday rubbish bin, the other being a recycling bin. What he normally does is just leave the rubbish out in the same place every night for my mother to clean up in the morning, but what I decided to do was to leave an object in that place so he couldn't just dump it there.
Once he had then retired to his bedroom for the night, I went downstairs to check the results, upon my first look, I couldn't see any rubbish left out, a good start. It at least proves he isn't that lazy. But I then opened up the recycling bin, and to my horror, I saw discarded tissues and and foil wrappers, these things are commonly known in our house not to be put in the recycling bin, but to be put in the 'normal' bin, I then opened up the normal, and found something which is so commonly known to recycle all over the world, it's near impossible to amass some sort of confusion over which bin to put it in. It was a plastic bottle.
So this proves to me that he is retarded.
We have also had a little rule in our house from when we were young, that no dirty dishes were to be left in the sink over night, it was a way to teach us some sort of rule of consideration and to prevent laziness. He had used a glass and a dish and left it in the sink. I had previously washed all the dishes to gain results from this as well. Bare in mind that he never adheres to this little dish washing rule.
This tells me that he is inconsiderate.
So, the final analysis of my results show me that my 20 year old brother is rather inconsiderate. The results also show me that he has somehow managed his way this far through life without having his retardations recognised by any one else apart from my self I believe.
tl;dr - My brother is a spastic.
I think further tests are required.
I am already one step ahead of you, my friend.
I have something ready for tomorrow morning when he brushes his teeth, he always needlessly puts the tap on full blast, so water splashes all over the place, which he then doesn't clean up; he had also finished off the shampoo bottle in the shower just a few hours ago, once he finishes a bottle of shampoo or shower gel he normally puts it in the sink to leave for my mother to put in the recycling bin. I have taken the bottle so that my mother won't see it and get rid of it, and I have replanted it in the sink. What I am expecting to happen is that the water will hit the bottle instead of the sink and splash extremely uncontrollably, so that so much water goes all over the place, that he should have no choice but to clean it up.
I eagerly anticipate these results, and I hope I can share with them with you all tomorrow afternoon.
I have an update on the latest social experiment I have done on my brother.
Instead of moving the bottle from the sink, he did exactly as I anticipated and turned the tap on, full blast, straight onto the empty bottle. The water literally goes all over the place, the wall, the window, the windowsill, the toilet seat and all over the floor; and best place it landed was all over him. Massive water patches all over his clothes and his face is covered in it.
Next thing, deadly silence... He's switched the tap off. I hear a short burst of foot stamps as he walks towards the bathroom door, opens it and starts screaming downstairs towards my mum "Why the fuck is their a bottle in the sink!?"
I'm pissing my self at this moment, but I then realise that how sad it is that he is in fact retarded, and that I shouldn't laugh at this misfortune... I continue to laugh.
Rather well.
Keep me updated please.
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Got a first for a short story I wrote the night before it was due. 
Unfortunately one I actually tried hard one and drafted a few times dragged the mark down to a 2:1.
Moral of the story? Try less and it gets your further.
Unfortunately one I actually tried hard one and drafted a few times dragged the mark down to a 2:1.
Moral of the story? Try less and it gets your further.
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Jordi wrote:Pip, you need to post more man
Yeah, I just do't go here much more now
. Other things to do and whatnot.
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That looks like a younger Tulisa, before she started doing X Factor, like 2008/09
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King Carlos wrote:Yet another pregnant girl in my school today.
When's the baby due? Tomorrow?
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Technically. They still have F1.Jelavić7|EFC wrote:Jordo wrote:The BBC will not show any live horse racing next year, Royal Ascot, The Grand National, etc, now on Channel 4. @bbc5live still has rights.
They are losing everything.
No F1
At least the horse racing is still on free to air tv. Not that I care, it's shit.
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Zzonked wrote:Got a first for a short story I wrote the night before it was due.
Unfortunately one I actually tried hard one and drafted a few times dragged the mark down to a 2:1.
Moral of the story? Try less and it gets your further.
First semester with math in high school I worked my ass off, got every answer right and spent hours on the damn assignments, but they just thought I was lazy because I did most of my work at home and they never saw me do any work at school (school is for talking, not working). Second semester I don't really care, have OK answer rate, but scribble in my notes all the time. They considered me a hard worker and give me a better grade because "I tried".
That was the day I learned that working hard means nothing at all and that all that matters is what people think. Thanks for that school.
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crump wrote:Looks nothing like Tulisa either, and she's blonde.
Her tits were nice though.
There's this amazing invention called hair dye.
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Zzonked wrote:Got a first for a short story I wrote the night before it was due.
Unfortunately one I actually tried hard one and drafted a few times dragged the mark down to a 2:1.
Moral of the story? Try less and it gets your further.
What was it about? Being on Weightwatchers and facing temptation?
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Why am I in Forest's signature? Jela can fuck off.
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Jordi wrote:Birmingham.King Carlos wrote:Yet another pregnant girl in my school today.
There is nothing wrong with Birmingham
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Jelavić7|EFC wrote:The Zlatan wrote:
As the self proclaimed 'Best member on the forum' I think this is disgusting behaviour to not civilly discuss a topic with another member.
Self proclaimed? Evidently others share the same view.
If you can name at least 10, which I don't classify as spastics, then I might believe you.
Sean wrote:The Zlatan wrote:
- Spoiler:
Rather well.
Keep me updated please.
Will do.
Think I'll put it all in my Blog which I haven't paid much attention to.
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The Zlatan wrote:Mason_Inzaghi wrote:How did your experiments go?
- Spoiler:
1. Retarded
2. Inconsiderate
3. Both
It was very simple, normally at around 11PM my brother will go into the kitchen and have some food/snacks. 9 times out of 10 he will eat a few things that the wrappers/containers can be split up into both bins; both bins being a normal everyday rubbish bin, the other being a recycling bin. What he normally does is just leave the rubbish out in the same place every night for my mother to clean up in the morning, but what I decided to do was to leave an object in that place so he couldn't just dump it there.
Once he had then retired to his bedroom for the night, I went downstairs to check the results, upon my first look, I couldn't see any rubbish left out, a good start. It at least proves he isn't that lazy. But I then opened up the recycling bin, and to my horror, I saw discarded tissues and and foil wrappers, these things are commonly known in our house not to be put in the recycling bin, but to be put in the 'normal' bin, I then opened up the normal, and found something which is so commonly known to recycle all over the world, it's near impossible to amass some sort of confusion over which bin to put it in. It was a plastic bottle.
So this proves to me that he is retarded.
We have also had a little rule in our house from when we were young, that no dirty dishes were to be left in the sink over night, it was a way to teach us some sort of rule of consideration and to prevent laziness. He had used a glass and a dish and left it in the sink. I had previously washed all the dishes to gain results from this as well. Bare in mind that he never adheres to this little dish washing rule.
This tells me that he is inconsiderate.
So, the final analysis of my results show me that my 20 year old brother is rather inconsiderate. The results also show me that he has somehow managed his way this far through life without having his retardations recognised by any one else apart from my self I believe.
tl;dr - My brother is a spastic.
I think further tests are required.
I am already one step ahead of you, my friend.
I have something ready for tomorrow morning when he brushes his teeth, he always needlessly puts the tap on full blast, so water splashes all over the place, which he then doesn't clean up; he had also finished off the shampoo bottle in the shower just a few hours ago, once he finishes a bottle of shampoo or shower gel he normally puts it in the sink to leave for my mother to put in the recycling bin. I have taken the bottle so that my mother won't see it and get rid of it, and I have replanted it in the sink. What I am expecting to happen is that the water will hit the bottle instead of the sink and splash extremely uncontrollably, so that so much water goes all over the place, that he should have no choice but to clean it up.
I eagerly anticipate these results, and I hope I can share with them with you all tomorrow afternoon.
I have an update on the latest social experiment I have done on my brother.
Instead of moving the bottle from the sink, he did exactly as I anticipated and turned the tap on, full blast, straight onto the empty bottle. The water literally goes all over the place, the wall, the window, the windowsill, the toilet seat and all over the floor; and best place it landed was all over him. Massive water patches all over his clothes and his face is covered in it.
Next thing, deadly silence... He's switched the tap off. I hear a short burst of foot stamps as he walks towards the bathroom door, opens it and starts screaming downstairs towards my mum "Why the fuck is their a bottle in the sink!?"
I'm pissing my self at this moment, but I then realise that how sad it is that he is in fact retarded, and that I shouldn't laugh at this misfortune... I continue to laugh.
Rather well.
Please do more!!! There are amazing!
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Sean wrote:Zzonked wrote:Got a first for a short story I wrote the night before it was due.
Unfortunately one I actually tried hard one and drafted a few times dragged the mark down to a 2:1.
Moral of the story? Try less and it gets your further.
What was it about? Being on Weightwatchers and facing temptation?
The good one was sort of stream of consciousness about a guy killing himself (they gave me the brief, I didn't decide on that story lol).
I was considering writing about an athlete taking steroids earlier though, but they'd probably think I'm on steroids because I'm so massive, so decided against it.
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Anyone see Tulisa's disappointing sex tape here? 
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Fabrice Muamba is speaking again.
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Kyro I saw that. 
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