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Totti-
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- Post n°422
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Jordi wrote:I try and enlighten them over there.Totti wrote:
Does anyone sane even bother with the UT forum anymore?
Fucking mad house over there.
Shame they're too spasticated to realise there is something other than pack opening.
They're all cunts, to put it bluntly.
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- Post n°423
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Oh shit! I have just seen why that could be offensive. Sorry Phad. I just sat here thinking why you said 'sick people on here' then I had a look back at my comment.
Jordi- .
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- Post n°424
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All the good guys from there left ages ago. I'ma see what's going down in RF.
Jord-
- Formerly known as : SUPAH BURNLEY!
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- Post n°426
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I prefer Rooneys
Theo Filippo-
- Formerly known as : Filippo Inzaghi
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- Post n°427
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Agreed, which is why I create a few fake giveaways.Totti wrote:Jordi wrote:I try and enlighten them over there.
Shame they're too spasticated to realise there is something other than pack opening.
They're all cunts, to put it bluntly.
You didn't reply to my query regarding my unfair banning on EA.
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- Post n°428
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I'm going to be a good lad on EA from now on.
I can't risk losing my UT VIP forum membership.
I can't risk losing my UT VIP forum membership.
George-
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- Post n°431
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Anybody know any good websites for watching films? Similar to noobroom.com
The Zlatan-
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- Post n°432
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I have an update on the latest social experiment I have done on my brother.
Instead of moving the bottle from the sink, he did exactly as I anticipated and turned the tap on, full blast, straight onto the empty bottle. The water literally goes all over the place, the wall, the window, the windowsill, the toilet seat and all over the floor; and best place it landed was all over him. Massive water patches all over his clothes and his face is covered in it.
Next thing, deadly silence... He's switched the tap off. I hear a short burst of foot stamps as he walks towards the bathroom door, opens it and starts screaming downstairs towards my mum "Why the fuck is their a bottle in the sink!?"
I'm pissing my self at this moment, but I then realise that how sad it is that he is in fact retarded, and that I shouldn't laugh at this misfortune... I continue to laugh.
Instead of moving the bottle from the sink, he did exactly as I anticipated and turned the tap on, full blast, straight onto the empty bottle. The water literally goes all over the place, the wall, the window, the windowsill, the toilet seat and all over the floor; and best place it landed was all over him. Massive water patches all over his clothes and his face is covered in it.
Next thing, deadly silence... He's switched the tap off. I hear a short burst of foot stamps as he walks towards the bathroom door, opens it and starts screaming downstairs towards my mum "Why the fuck is their a bottle in the sink!?"
I'm pissing my self at this moment, but I then realise that how sad it is that he is in fact retarded, and that I shouldn't laugh at this misfortune... I continue to laugh.
VivaRonaldoLAD-
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- Post n°433
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21st last Saturday, Paddy's night last night and another 21st this Saturday..... good shit man
Jordi- .
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- Post n°436
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You should be worshipping Rickie Lambert.
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- Post n°437
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You have two birthdays? Lucky lad.Viva Ronaldo 7 wrote:21st last Saturday, Paddy's night last night and another 21st this Saturday..... good shit man
Zzonked-
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- Post n°438
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The Zlatan wrote:I have an update on the latest social experiment I have done on my brother.
Instead of moving the bottle from the sink, he did exactly as I anticipated and turned the tap on, full blast, straight onto the empty bottle. The water literally goes all over the place, the wall, the window, the windowsill, the toilet seat and all over the floor; and best place it landed was all over him. Massive water patches all over his clothes and his face is covered in it.
Next thing, deadly silence... He's switched the tap off. I hear a short burst of foot stamps as he walks towards the bathroom door, opens it and starts screaming downstairs towards my mum "Why the fuck is their a bottle in the sink!?"
I'm pissing my self at this moment, but I then realise that how sad it is that he is in fact retarded, and that I shouldn't laugh at this misfortune... I continue to laugh.
Jordi- .
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Age : 29
Supports : Saints
- Post n°439
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The Zlatan wrote:I have an update on the latest social experiment I have done on my brother.
Instead of moving the bottle from the sink, he did exactly as I anticipated and turned the tap on, full blast, straight onto the empty bottle. The water literally goes all over the place, the wall, the window, the windowsill, the toilet seat and all over the floor; and best place it landed was all over him. Massive water patches all over his clothes and his face is covered in it.
Next thing, deadly silence... He's switched the tap off. I hear a short burst of foot stamps as he walks towards the bathroom door, opens it and starts screaming downstairs towards my mum "Why the fuck is their a bottle in the sink!?"
I'm pissing my self at this moment, but I then realise that how sad it is that he is in fact retarded, and that I shouldn't laugh at this misfortune... I continue to laugh.
You are brilliant.
VivaRonaldoLAD-
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- Post n°440
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Glen Damon wrote:You have two birthdays? Lucky lad.Viva Ronaldo 7 wrote:21st last Saturday, Paddy's night last night and another 21st this Saturday..... good shit man
Don't remember saying it was my birthdays
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- Post n°441
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GeorgeMiles6 wrote:Anybody know any good websites for watching films? Similar to noobroom.com
http://www.movie2k.to/
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- Post n°442
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JELA YOU ARE TOO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!111111
Mouth full of Orange juice, clicked on this thread, seen your sig and ava, started laughing. Orange juice all over keyboard and coming out my nose
BUSSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
Mouth full of Orange juice, clicked on this thread, seen your sig and ava, started laughing. Orange juice all over keyboard and coming out my nose
BUSSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
Theo Filippo-
- Formerly known as : Filippo Inzaghi
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Age : 30
- Post n°443
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The Zlatan wrote:I have an update on the latest social experiment I have done on my brother.
Instead of moving the bottle from the sink, he did exactly as I anticipated and turned the tap on, full blast, straight onto the empty bottle. The water literally goes all over the place, the wall, the window, the windowsill, the toilet seat and all over the floor; and best place it landed was all over him. Massive water patches all over his clothes and his face is covered in it.
Next thing, deadly silence... He's switched the tap off. I hear a short burst of foot stamps as he walks towards the bathroom door, opens it and starts screaming downstairs towards my mum "Why the fuck is their a bottle in the sink!?"
I'm pissing my self at this moment, but I then realise that how sad it is that he is in fact retarded, and that I shouldn't laugh at this misfortune... I continue to laugh.
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- Post n°444
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The Zlatan wrote:I have an update on the latest social experiment I have done on my brother.
Instead of moving the bottle from the sink, he did exactly as I anticipated and turned the tap on, full blast, straight onto the empty bottle. The water literally goes all over the place, the wall, the window, the windowsill, the toilet seat and all over the floor; and best place it landed was all over him. Massive water patches all over his clothes and his face is covered in it.
Next thing, deadly silence... He's switched the tap off. I hear a short burst of foot stamps as he walks towards the bathroom door, opens it and starts screaming downstairs towards my mum "Why the fuck is their a bottle in the sink!?"
I'm pissing my self at this moment, but I then realise that how sad it is that he is in fact retarded, and that I shouldn't laugh at this misfortune... I continue to laugh.
I am genuinely laughing now I have to try this.
VivaRonaldoLAD-
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Jelavić7|EFC wrote:Today was a beautiful day.
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Billy Davies wrote:JELA YOU ARE TOO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!111111
Mouth full of Orange juice, clicked on this thread, seen your sig and ava, started laughing. Orange juice all over keyboard and coming out my nose
BUSSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
Need more pictures ...
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- Post n°448
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How embarrassing is this, you know that when the highlight of Rangers season is Kilmarnock beating Celtic then Celtic are in a good place. Cringeworthy stuff
Danny-
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- Post n°449
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Where are all the Man C fans?Can't hear U? See how many goals we scored today? Have u even scored 5 in a game this season? #MUFC #MCFC
Erm..
Erm..
Jordi- .
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- Post n°450
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6-1.Danny wrote:Where are all the Man C fans?Can't hear U? See how many goals we scored today? Have u even scored 5 in a game this season? #MUFC #MCFC
Erm..