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    My departure from life.

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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:36 am

    So, I've decided to leave life, I'm wasting far too much time on it and not learning anything. Just wasting my time running over the same bullshit sex with the same shower of horny females. Seeing my imitators in my life just made me realise how much fucking time I am wasting being the ultimate ladies man. I really need to permanently reside in the forum. Before I leave life, I've got a few things I want to get off my chest.

    Ahly - The times where you'd dress up like a girl for me was a good bit of fun. It's been an interesting secret, but seeing as I'm leaving life, it's time to admit our saucy escapades. My favourite was when you dressed up as a Muslim woman, whilst I wrote ResurrectionRooney on my chest and banged you in the anus.

    Robyn - I'm sorry for cheating on you. I know this is why you're bitter and constantly try to embarrass me and I'm hoping we can just put it behind us. When you pm'd me last October, asking to meet up for a quick fuck, I though it would be fun. I had no idea you'd fall in love with me. Our relationship was short, seeing as I'm such a ladies man, and it's through no fault of your own. I hope the boob job I paid for did wonders for your confidence though. Can't be easy being a shemale. PS. Try not to give Polska shit for liking shemales, it makes it a tad obvious that you are one yourself. Like a secretly gay guy bashing gays. Farewell.

    Goodbye to you all.









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    Post by Andy Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:37 am

    This thread proves your life is over. facepalm
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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:39 am

    rofl
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    Post by Phadunkin Donuts Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:41 am

    Take Andy with you.
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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:42 am

    Ah, I remember when I left life.

    Join me Scott.
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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:43 am

    I genuinely hope you're serious and you kill yourself.
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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:43 am

    BladeGunner wrote:I genuinely hope you're serious and you kill yourself.

    rofl
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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:44 am

    BladeGunner wrote:I genuinely hope you're serious and you kill yourself.

    This.

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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:45 am

    GOATarenka wrote:
    BladeGunner wrote:I genuinely hope you're serious and you kill yourself.

    This.

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    rofl
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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:45 am

    Scott. wrote:
    BladeGunner wrote:I genuinely hope you're serious and you kill yourself.

    My departure from life.  70955

    Cockroach.
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    Post by Gegilworld93 Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:47 am

    Scott. wrote:So, I've decided to leave life, I'm wasting far too much time on it and not learning anything. Just wasting my time running over the same bullshit sex with the same shower of horny females. Seeing my imitators in my life just made me realise how much fucking time I am wasting being the ultimate ladies man. I really need to permanently reside in the forum. Before I leave life, I've got a few things I want to get off my chest.

    Ahly - The times where you'd dress up like a girl for me was a good bit of fun. It's been an interesting secret, but seeing as I'm leaving life, it's time to admit our saucy escapades. My favourite was when you dressed up as a Muslim woman, whilst I wrote ResurrectionRooney on my chest and banged you in the anus.

    Robyn - I'm sorry for cheating on you. I know this is why you're bitter and constantly try to embarrass me and I'm hoping we can just put it behind us. When you pm'd me last October, asking to meet up for a quick fuck, I though it would be fun. I had no idea you'd fall in love with me. Our relationship was short, seeing as I'm such a ladies man, and it's through no fault of your own. I hope the boob job I paid for did wonders for your confidence though. Can't be easy being a shemale. PS. Try not to give Polska shit for liking shemales, it makes it a tad obvious that you are one yourself. Like a secretly gay guy bashing gays. Farewell.

    Goodbye to you all.







    I'm sorry but I was bursting out laughing when reading this rofl.
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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:56 am

    Robyn? You've got some explaining to do...
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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:56 am

    Jelavić7|EFC wrote:
    GOATarenka wrote:

    This.

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    rofl
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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:59 am

    rofl
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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:59 am

    That gif. Laughing
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    Post by Andy Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:02 am

    Phadunkin Donuts wrote:Take Andy with you.
    I'm staying.

    Have a nice day.
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    Post by Kelloggg8 Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:05 am

    You banged Ahly in the anus?
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    Post by The Zlatan Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:17 am

    BladeGunner wrote:I genuinely hope you're serious and you kill yourself.

    GOATarenka wrote:
    BladeGunner wrote:I genuinely hope you're serious and you kill yourself.

    This.

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    rofl rofl
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    Post by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:44 am

    Kelloggg8 wrote:You banged Ahly in the anus?
    He did. Now Ahly is a hypocrite.
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    Post by Childish Logic Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:01 am

    Rather have you gone over rr.

    Such a douche bag.

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