I want to do a video, but I also want to respect Julia and doing a video wouldn't be a noble thing to do
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I want to do a video, but I also want to respect Julia and doing a video wouldn't be a noble thing to do
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Is there any way I can watch Maria? 
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kyro7 wrote:Is there any way I can watch Maria?
maybe, ask Robyn
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It is 2012. There is no noble thing to do, only the Google thing to do.
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I'm going to cry, Maria, Sabine and Vika all being missed, ridiculous.
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kyro7 wrote:Is there any way I can watch Maria?
Nope, no WTA coverage until tomorrow. Although I hear it's being broadcast in America so there might be a stream somewhere, but my usual go-to place for streams only has ATP links up
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Chip wrote:if you did that, I would find out where you lived. Then I would hunt you down and I would wait for the perfect moment before beating the crap out of you. I would tie you up inside your house and get a knife. I would slowly move the knife up and down your sides before getting a lemon. I would cut the lemon and squeeze the juice on your cut sides this would cause you great pain. Then I would start to stab you in the legs so that you would be unable to use your legs for the rest of your life. I would then grab some more lemons and squeeze the juice over your cuts. I would also get a bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over your wounds causing you more pain. I would then make cuts on your forehead and get another bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over the cuts on your forehead causing you more pain. I would then chop your penis off and pour lemon juice and hand sanitiser on the cuts. I would also pour hand sanitiser in your eyes and shove your penis in your mouth. Then I would slowly break all of your fingers then cut the tips of your fingers off. I would then put what was left of your hands in buckets of water and see whether or not you would be able to pee.
I am deadly serious
I was in a room full of people when reading this...I had to leave.
this was my reaction:
they thought I was laughing at their jokes.
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Well I might as well make the best post ever (In my eyes)
I was going to include individual ones of Rafa but I have too many and I wouldn't be able to choose.
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I was going to include individual ones of Rafa but I have too many and I wouldn't be able to choose.
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Ryan Harrison's win over Viktor Troicki should take me off joint last in the draw challenge 
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Still early days yet, you'll win.GOATarenka wrote:Ryan Harrison's win over Viktor Troicki should take me off joint last in the draw challenge
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that Lisicki has some massive legs
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Thick, solid, tight.El_indian wrote:that Lisicki has some massive legs
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kyro7 wrote:Still early days yet, you'll win.GOATarenka wrote:Ryan Harrison's win over Viktor Troicki should take me off joint last in the draw challenge
Hard to say. You only get 1 point for each correct pick in the first couple of rounds, then more points as you get deeper into the draw. I think picking the right winner gets you 32 points, so even if you do shit for the rest of the draw - picking the right winner makes up for it somewhat.
That was a fantastic post up there btw.
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Well if you don't win, it just goes to show no matter how much you know, it's all down to luck.GOATarenka wrote:kyro7 wrote:Still early days yet, you'll win.GOATarenka wrote:Ryan Harrison's win over Viktor Troicki should take me off joint last in the draw challenge
Hard to say. You only get 1 point for each correct pick in the first couple of rounds, then more points as you get deeper into the draw. I think picking the right winner gets you 32 points, so even if you do shit for the rest of the draw - picking the right winner makes up for it somewhat.
That was a fantastic post up there btw.
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I'm actually sitting awake extremely tired just so I can watch the score of Maria's match. 
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Ooo, picks for the finals are interesting:
RobynVC: Nadal d. Murray
kyro7: Djokovic d. Federer
SBSP: Djokovic d. Federer
MickStupp: Djokovic d. Nadal.
See, if Djokovic wins, I'm fucked.
RobynVC: Nadal d. Murray
kyro7: Djokovic d. Federer
SBSP: Djokovic d. Federer
MickStupp: Djokovic d. Nadal.
See, if Djokovic wins, I'm fucked.
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If that happens, it'll honestly be too much for me to handle, I'd be so nervous that I could see Murray beat Rafa in a final I'd actually feel physically sick if it happened.GOATarenka wrote:RobynVC: Nadal d. Murray
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Maria breaks in the second, 6-2, 2-0. 
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I saw Murray beat Federer in a final...live. Can you imagine how that felt? 
It's weird how the top 4 work, when it comes to the majors anyway:
Djokovic owns Nadal
Nadal owns Federer
Nadal owns Murray
Federer owns Djokovic until he's like 2 points away from winning then loses
Federer owns Murray
Murray knows how to own Djokovic but never does
It's weird how the top 4 work, when it comes to the majors anyway:
Djokovic owns Nadal
Nadal owns Federer
Nadal owns Murray
Federer owns Djokovic until he's like 2 points away from winning then loses
Federer owns Murray
Murray knows how to own Djokovic but never does
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Very weird, you notice though.. from what you've said there everyone struggles v Novak because he's just too good.GOATarenka wrote:I saw Murray beat Federer in a final...live. Can you imagine how that felt?
It's weird how the top 4 work, when it comes to the majors anyway:
Djokovic owns Nadal
Nadal owns Federer
Nadal owns Murray
Federer owns Djokovic until he's like 2 points away from winning then loses
Federer owns Murray
Murray knows how to own Djokovic but never does
Rafa really should have won the Aussie. (still not over it)
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kyro7 wrote:Very weird, you notice though.. from what you've said there everyone struggles v Novak because he's just too good.GOATarenka wrote:I saw Murray beat Federer in a final...live. Can you imagine how that felt?
It's weird how the top 4 work, when it comes to the majors anyway:
Djokovic owns Nadal
Nadal owns Federer
Nadal owns Murray
Federer owns Djokovic until he's like 2 points away from winning then loses
Federer owns Murray
Murray knows how to own Djokovic but never does
Rafa really should have won the Aussie. (still not over it)
It's weird though, 'cause the assumption is that there's Djokovic at #1 then a massive gap, Rafa at #2 then another massive gap, Federer at #3 and Murray at #4. It should be closer between them all.
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Yeah, I really hope Djokovic drops off a bit, not just for Rafa's sake but I want to see more epic finals with Roger and Rafa, and just more of the unexpected, feel like Novak's going to win everything. 
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6-2 5-0, nearly time for bed. 
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I'm surprised Dulko won 2 games tbh.
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Murray lost the first set
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I've thought about Julia more today than I have in the last few weeks because of you lot 
and el I'm glad I made you laugh
and el I'm glad I made you laugh
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You mean you don't think about her 24/7? Poor form.
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My photo album on Pico's offical Facebook now has 123 likes and lots of comments in Spanish that I do not understand 
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Lopez a break up in the 2nd, but Murray just held a 10-minute game to make it 2-1, saving a load of break points in the process. GGL still a break up but I bet he'll lose now 
Happens so often.
Happens so often.
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