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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:39 am

    Lisicki lost her singles match didn't she? Didn't get to watch it or even know if it was on TV. Neutral
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:39 am

    Jesus, 6-1, 6-4. facepalm
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    Post by Jordan Henderchip Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:43 am

    why does Julia always end up facing some shit cunts in the second round of tournaments. It's really fucking annoying. She wouldn't be doing so well if players ranked above her weren't useless Crying or Very sad

    at this rate Julia will be going to Brisbane instead of Auckland Neutral
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:44 am

    kyro7 wrote:Jesus, 6-1, 6-4. facepalm

    It's more about who she lost to than the score Cry
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    Post by Jordan Henderchip Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:46 am

    I wish Julia would just get drawn against Vika in the first round of every single tournament until the end of the season Neutral
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:48 am

    GOATarenka wrote:
    kyro7 wrote:Jesus, 6-1, 6-4. facepalm

    It's more about who she lost to than the score Cry
    It's more about that to you, I have no feeling whatsoever for Domínguez, probably never seen her play in my life. shifty

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    So badly. shifty
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:49 am

    Oh god, and here..



    Fuck you
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:53 am

    kyro7 wrote:
    GOATarenka wrote:

    It's more about who she lost to than the score Cry
    It's more about that to you, I have no feeling whatsoever for Domínguez, probably never seen her play in my life. shifty

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    So badly. shifty

    I have no like or dislike towards LDL either, it's just that she's one of those clay mugs who is absolutely useless on every other surface. It's embarrassing that Lisicki could lose to her so convincingly on a hard court.

    and I have no training pictures but here's something to compensate

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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:55 am

    GOATarenka wrote:I have no like or dislike towards LDL either, it's just that she's one of those clay mugs who is absolutely useless on every other surface. It's embarrassing that Lisicki could lose to her so convincingly on a hard court.

    and I have no training pictures but here's something to compensate

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    Oh right, that does make it worse then. Cry

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    The Just Do It ones return. not worthy
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:03 pm

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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:17 pm

    Is that Chip? eek shifty
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:19 pm

    If not, someone else got to her first. eek

    Chip are you angry? shifty
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:22 pm

    Btw, nice choice of bottoms from Julia, might have to jump on her bandwagon as well.


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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:24 pm

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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:26 pm

    not worthy
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    Post by Jordan Henderchip Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:30 pm

    the black guy is her physio and that other guy looks like the guy I'll be knocking out in about 9 months
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:31 pm

    Chip wrote:the black guy is her physio and that other guy looks like the guy I'll be knocking out in about 9 months
    rofl
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    Post by Jordan Henderchip Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:32 pm

    I now have to get my weights out and start doing that for the next 30 minutes Neutral
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:33 pm

    Rage rofl
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    Post by Jordan Henderchip Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:38 pm

    I hope Julia comes to Auckland next year (well end of this year) because if she doesn't she may never see the person who is perfect for her again Sad
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:40 pm

    Chip if I saw Julia and she was wearing bottoms like in that image you know I'd have to marry her, is that okay?
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    Post by Sean Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:46 pm

    Lolcameltoelol
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    Post by ayvee1 Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:46 pm

    kyro7 wrote:Chip if I saw Julia and she was wearing bottoms like in that image you know I'd have to marry her, is that okay?
    I've got to agree, she looks good. In fact, I might ask her out at wimbledon this year.
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    Post by Jordan Henderchip Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:47 pm

    if you did that, I would find out where you lived. Then I would hunt you down and I would wait for the perfect moment before beating the crap out of you. I would tie you up inside your house and get a knife. I would slowly move the knife up and down your sides before getting a lemon. I would cut the lemon and squeeze the juice on your cut sides this would cause you great pain. Then I would start to stab you in the legs so that you would be unable to use your legs for the rest of your life. I would then grab some more lemons and squeeze the juice over your cuts. I would also get a bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over your wounds causing you more pain. I would then make cuts on your forehead and get another bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over the cuts on your forehead causing you more pain. I would then chop your penis off and pour lemon juice and hand sanitiser on the cuts. I would also pour hand sanitiser in your eyes and shove your penis in your mouth. Then I would slowly break all of your fingers then cut the tips of your fingers off. I would then put what was left of your hands in buckets of water and see whether or not you would be able to pee.

    I am deadly serious Neutral
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:49 pm

    Chip wrote:if you did that, I would find out where you lived. Then I would hunt you down and I would wait for the perfect moment before beating the crap out of you. I would tie you up inside your house and get a knife. I would slowly move the knife up and down your sides before getting a lemon. I would cut the lemon and squeeze the juice on your cut sides this would cause you great pain. Then I would start to stab you in the legs so that you would be unable to use your legs for the rest of your life. I would then grab some more lemons and squeeze the juice over your cuts. I would also get a bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over your wounds causing you more pain. I would then make cuts on your forehead and get another bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over the cuts on your forehead causing you more pain. I would then chop your penis off and pour lemon juice and hand sanitiser on the cuts. I would also pour hand sanitiser in your eyes and shove your penis in your mouth. Then I would slowly break all of your fingers then cut the tips of your fingers off. I would then put what was left of your hands in buckets of water and see whether or not you would be able to pee.

    I am deadly serious Neutral
    Chip, she's so beautiful that I'd take all of this for one night with her.
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    Post by Sean Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:50 pm

    Chip wrote:if you did that, I would find out where you lived. Then I would hunt you down and I would wait for the perfect moment before beating the crap out of you. I would tie you up inside your house and get a knife. I would slowly move the knife up and down your sides before getting a lemon. I would cut the lemon and squeeze the juice on your cut sides this would cause you great pain. Then I would start to stab you in the legs so that you would be unable to use your legs for the rest of your life. I would then grab some more lemons and squeeze the juice over your cuts. I would also get a bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over your wounds causing you more pain. I would then make cuts on your forehead and get another bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over the cuts on your forehead causing you more pain. I would then chop your penis off and pour lemon juice and hand sanitiser on the cuts. I would also pour hand sanitiser in your eyes and shove your penis in your mouth. Then I would slowly break all of your fingers then cut the tips of your fingers off. I would then put what was left of your hands in buckets of water and see whether or not you would be able to pee.

    I am deadly serious Neutral

    That was great.
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    Post by Jordan Henderchip Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:50 pm

    kyro7 wrote:
    Chip wrote:if you did that, I would find out where you lived. Then I would hunt you down and I would wait for the perfect moment before beating the crap out of you. I would tie you up inside your house and get a knife. I would slowly move the knife up and down your sides before getting a lemon. I would cut the lemon and squeeze the juice on your cut sides this would cause you great pain. Then I would start to stab you in the legs so that you would be unable to use your legs for the rest of your life. I would then grab some more lemons and squeeze the juice over your cuts. I would also get a bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over your wounds causing you more pain. I would then make cuts on your forehead and get another bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over the cuts on your forehead causing you more pain. I would then chop your penis off and pour lemon juice and hand sanitiser on the cuts. I would also pour hand sanitiser in your eyes and shove your penis in your mouth. Then I would slowly break all of your fingers then cut the tips of your fingers off. I would then put what was left of your hands in buckets of water and see whether or not you would be able to pee.

    I am deadly serious Neutral
    Chip, she's so beautiful that I'd take all of this for one night with her.

    I am glad you have noticed her beauty. But you are too in love with this forum to spend a night away from it with her
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:51 pm

    Chip wrote:
    kyro7 wrote:
    Chip wrote:if you did that, I would find out where you lived. Then I would hunt you down and I would wait for the perfect moment before beating the crap out of you. I would tie you up inside your house and get a knife. I would slowly move the knife up and down your sides before getting a lemon. I would cut the lemon and squeeze the juice on your cut sides this would cause you great pain. Then I would start to stab you in the legs so that you would be unable to use your legs for the rest of your life. I would then grab some more lemons and squeeze the juice over your cuts. I would also get a bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over your wounds causing you more pain. I would then make cuts on your forehead and get another bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over the cuts on your forehead causing you more pain. I would then chop your penis off and pour lemon juice and hand sanitiser on the cuts. I would also pour hand sanitiser in your eyes and shove your penis in your mouth. Then I would slowly break all of your fingers then cut the tips of your fingers off. I would then put what was left of your hands in buckets of water and see whether or not you would be able to pee.

    I am deadly serious Neutral
    Chip, she's so beautiful that I'd take all of this for one night with her.

    I am glad you have noticed her beauty. But you are too in love with this forum to spend a night away from it with her
    OOOOO I really have got Chip going here. rofl

    Chip, is this an act or serious, for real now? shifty
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    Post by Jordan Henderchip Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:52 pm

    I am deadly serious about everything relating to Julia I have posted. Why must I always prove to you people that I really do love her and want to spend the rest of my life with her. I will go to extreme lengths to make sure I can spend my life with her. I would however sacrifice my life if it meant she would be happy for the rest of her life Very Happy
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    Post by Guest Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:54 pm

    For the record, I could go on the forum on my phone whilst with Julia. shifty

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