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The tennis thread.
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- Post n°481
Re: The tennis thread.
Lisicki lost her singles match didn't she? Didn't get to watch it or even know if it was on TV.
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- Post n°483
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why does Julia always end up facing some shit cunts in the second round of tournaments. It's really fucking annoying. She wouldn't be doing so well if players ranked above her weren't useless
at this rate Julia will be going to Brisbane instead of Auckland
at this rate Julia will be going to Brisbane instead of Auckland
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- Post n°484
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kyro7 wrote:Jesus, 6-1, 6-4.
It's more about who she lost to than the score
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- Post n°485
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I wish Julia would just get drawn against Vika in the first round of every single tournament until the end of the season
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- Post n°486
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It's more about that to you, I have no feeling whatsoever for Domínguez, probably never seen her play in my life.GOATarenka wrote:kyro7 wrote:Jesus, 6-1, 6-4.
It's more about who she lost to than the score
Want pictures of Sabine practicing here;
So badly.
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- Post n°488
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kyro7 wrote:It's more about that to you, I have no feeling whatsoever for Domínguez, probably never seen her play in my life.GOATarenka wrote:
It's more about who she lost to than the score
Want pictures of Sabine practicing here;
So badly.
I have no like or dislike towards LDL either, it's just that she's one of those clay mugs who is absolutely useless on every other surface. It's embarrassing that Lisicki could lose to her so convincingly on a hard court.
and I have no training pictures but here's something to compensate
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- Post n°489
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Oh right, that does make it worse then.GOATarenka wrote:I have no like or dislike towards LDL either, it's just that she's one of those clay mugs who is absolutely useless on every other surface. It's embarrassing that Lisicki could lose to her so convincingly on a hard court.
and I have no training pictures but here's something to compensate
The Just Do It ones return.
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- Post n°492
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If not, someone else got to her first.
Chip are you angry?
Chip are you angry?
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- Post n°493
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Btw, nice choice of bottoms from Julia, might have to jump on her bandwagon as well.
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- Post n°496
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the black guy is her physio and that other guy looks like the guy I'll be knocking out in about 9 months
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- Post n°497
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Chip wrote:the black guy is her physio and that other guy looks like the guy I'll be knocking out in about 9 months
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- Post n°498
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I now have to get my weights out and start doing that for the next 30 minutes
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- Post n°500
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I hope Julia comes to Auckland next year (well end of this year) because if she doesn't she may never see the person who is perfect for her again
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- Post n°501
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Chip if I saw Julia and she was wearing bottoms like in that image you know I'd have to marry her, is that okay?
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- Post n°503
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I've got to agree, she looks good. In fact, I might ask her out at wimbledon this year.kyro7 wrote:Chip if I saw Julia and she was wearing bottoms like in that image you know I'd have to marry her, is that okay?
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- Post n°504
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if you did that, I would find out where you lived. Then I would hunt you down and I would wait for the perfect moment before beating the crap out of you. I would tie you up inside your house and get a knife. I would slowly move the knife up and down your sides before getting a lemon. I would cut the lemon and squeeze the juice on your cut sides this would cause you great pain. Then I would start to stab you in the legs so that you would be unable to use your legs for the rest of your life. I would then grab some more lemons and squeeze the juice over your cuts. I would also get a bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over your wounds causing you more pain. I would then make cuts on your forehead and get another bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over the cuts on your forehead causing you more pain. I would then chop your penis off and pour lemon juice and hand sanitiser on the cuts. I would also pour hand sanitiser in your eyes and shove your penis in your mouth. Then I would slowly break all of your fingers then cut the tips of your fingers off. I would then put what was left of your hands in buckets of water and see whether or not you would be able to pee.
I am deadly serious
I am deadly serious
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- Post n°505
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Chip, she's so beautiful that I'd take all of this for one night with her.Chip wrote:if you did that, I would find out where you lived. Then I would hunt you down and I would wait for the perfect moment before beating the crap out of you. I would tie you up inside your house and get a knife. I would slowly move the knife up and down your sides before getting a lemon. I would cut the lemon and squeeze the juice on your cut sides this would cause you great pain. Then I would start to stab you in the legs so that you would be unable to use your legs for the rest of your life. I would then grab some more lemons and squeeze the juice over your cuts. I would also get a bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over your wounds causing you more pain. I would then make cuts on your forehead and get another bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over the cuts on your forehead causing you more pain. I would then chop your penis off and pour lemon juice and hand sanitiser on the cuts. I would also pour hand sanitiser in your eyes and shove your penis in your mouth. Then I would slowly break all of your fingers then cut the tips of your fingers off. I would then put what was left of your hands in buckets of water and see whether or not you would be able to pee.
I am deadly serious
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- Post n°506
Re: The tennis thread.
Chip wrote:if you did that, I would find out where you lived. Then I would hunt you down and I would wait for the perfect moment before beating the crap out of you. I would tie you up inside your house and get a knife. I would slowly move the knife up and down your sides before getting a lemon. I would cut the lemon and squeeze the juice on your cut sides this would cause you great pain. Then I would start to stab you in the legs so that you would be unable to use your legs for the rest of your life. I would then grab some more lemons and squeeze the juice over your cuts. I would also get a bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over your wounds causing you more pain. I would then make cuts on your forehead and get another bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over the cuts on your forehead causing you more pain. I would then chop your penis off and pour lemon juice and hand sanitiser on the cuts. I would also pour hand sanitiser in your eyes and shove your penis in your mouth. Then I would slowly break all of your fingers then cut the tips of your fingers off. I would then put what was left of your hands in buckets of water and see whether or not you would be able to pee.
I am deadly serious
That was great.
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- Post n°507
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kyro7 wrote:Chip, she's so beautiful that I'd take all of this for one night with her.Chip wrote:if you did that, I would find out where you lived. Then I would hunt you down and I would wait for the perfect moment before beating the crap out of you. I would tie you up inside your house and get a knife. I would slowly move the knife up and down your sides before getting a lemon. I would cut the lemon and squeeze the juice on your cut sides this would cause you great pain. Then I would start to stab you in the legs so that you would be unable to use your legs for the rest of your life. I would then grab some more lemons and squeeze the juice over your cuts. I would also get a bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over your wounds causing you more pain. I would then make cuts on your forehead and get another bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over the cuts on your forehead causing you more pain. I would then chop your penis off and pour lemon juice and hand sanitiser on the cuts. I would also pour hand sanitiser in your eyes and shove your penis in your mouth. Then I would slowly break all of your fingers then cut the tips of your fingers off. I would then put what was left of your hands in buckets of water and see whether or not you would be able to pee.
I am deadly serious
I am glad you have noticed her beauty. But you are too in love with this forum to spend a night away from it with her
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- Post n°508
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OOOOO I really have got Chip going here.Chip wrote:kyro7 wrote:Chip, she's so beautiful that I'd take all of this for one night with her.Chip wrote:if you did that, I would find out where you lived. Then I would hunt you down and I would wait for the perfect moment before beating the crap out of you. I would tie you up inside your house and get a knife. I would slowly move the knife up and down your sides before getting a lemon. I would cut the lemon and squeeze the juice on your cut sides this would cause you great pain. Then I would start to stab you in the legs so that you would be unable to use your legs for the rest of your life. I would then grab some more lemons and squeeze the juice over your cuts. I would also get a bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over your wounds causing you more pain. I would then make cuts on your forehead and get another bottle of hand sanitiser and pour that over the cuts on your forehead causing you more pain. I would then chop your penis off and pour lemon juice and hand sanitiser on the cuts. I would also pour hand sanitiser in your eyes and shove your penis in your mouth. Then I would slowly break all of your fingers then cut the tips of your fingers off. I would then put what was left of your hands in buckets of water and see whether or not you would be able to pee.
I am deadly serious
I am glad you have noticed her beauty. But you are too in love with this forum to spend a night away from it with her
Chip, is this an act or serious, for real now?
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- Post n°509
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I am deadly serious about everything relating to Julia I have posted. Why must I always prove to you people that I really do love her and want to spend the rest of my life with her. I will go to extreme lengths to make sure I can spend my life with her. I would however sacrifice my life if it meant she would be happy for the rest of her life
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- Post n°510
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For the record, I could go on the forum on my phone whilst with Julia.
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