Paul the octopus has died.

JMB_94 wrote:People are making quite a big deal of this, octopuses only live for acouple years.

A person's average lifespan is 80 years in the USA. Does that mean we shouldn't feel bad if one dies after that age?

Haha he is one dead motherfucker !

ahlycotc wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:People are making quite a big deal of this, octopuses only live for acouple years.

A person's average lifespan is 80 years in the USA. Does that mean we shouldn't feel bad if one dies after that age?

80... Really? Im moving to the states.

The-Reporter wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:People are making quite a big deal of this, octopuses only live for acouple years.

A person's average lifespan is 80 years in the USA. Does that mean we shouldn't feel bad if one dies after that age?

80... Really? Im moving to the states.

78.4 to be exact.

Maybe we should have a minute's silence on the forum later

Paul sandwiches coming soon to a market stall near you.

This, but with an octopus.



Paul is my dad's name, what will happen?

Shit, my name is paul as well

ahlycotc wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:People are making quite a big deal of this, octopuses only live for acouple years.

A person's average lifespan is 80 years in the USA. Does that mean we shouldn't feel bad if one dies after that age?

I didn't mean it like that.

It's just that everyone seems to think the death was so sudden.

When my nan died I didn't make as much of a fuss as some cunts about this fucking creature.

But you're Nan didn't predict World Cup results correctly

forestfcfan wrote:But you're Nan didn't predict World Cup results correctly

But you are nan didn't predict the World Cup results correctly?

I kid.

Yeah you're right.

forestfcfan wrote:But you're Nan didn't predict World Cup results correctly

I was gonna say that, but i didnt want to be rude

Very bad typo from me their, i'm such a spastic..

Predict all the stuff you want, but I'm not gonna give a flying fuck. My mate on zbox fucking loves him as well

forestfcfan wrote:Very bad typo from me their, i'm such a spastic..

I'm assuming you mean to put "their".

kyro7 wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:Very bad typo from me their, i'm such a spastic..

I'm assuming you mean to put "their".

Yep

Cameron_LFC wrote:Shit, my name is paul as well

We need to make a supporters club.

kyro7 wrote:When my nan died I didn't make as much of a fuss as some cunts about this fucking creature.

Your nan was a beast.

The-Reporter wrote:

kyro7 wrote:When my nan died I didn't make as much of a fuss as some cunts about this fucking creature.

Your nan was a beast.

Your nan IS a beast.

kyro7 wrote:

The-Reporter wrote:

kyro7 wrote:When my nan died I didn't make as much of a fuss as some cunts about this fucking creature.

Your nan was a beast.

Your nan IS a beast.

Some say if you take her bra off her nellies hit the floor and send the earth out of orbit.

The-Reporter wrote:

kyro7 wrote:

The-Reporter wrote:

kyro7 wrote:When my nan died I didn't make as much of a fuss as some cunts about this fucking creature.

Your nan was a beast.

Your nan IS a beast.

Some say if you take her bra off her nellies hit the floor and send the earth out of orbit.

lovely line to enter the thread too

H-T-W14i wrote:

Cameron_LFC wrote:Shit, my name is paul as well

We need to make a supporters club.

Look at my username

R.I.P.

A true legend.

Read the news this morning.

RIP Paul.

RIP Paul