The No Fap Thread

crump wrote:Day 2

Woke up fresh as fuark and haven't been tired all day

Just wait until day 6564, you will be typing in Shakespearean prose like no other.

You know you all want to

fuark

What a horrible picture. How do you get turned on by something so fake.

El_indian wrote:What a horrible picture. How do you get turned on by something so fake.

god you sound like a girl

it's hot, extremely hot, you saying you would turn her down?

I'm not talking about her fake tits. I'm saying she probably looks hot without the air brushing and photo shopping.

That chick in the ass gif is hotter than her.

rosie jones is beautiful, Amen

ignore those pictures brothers

day 4: wake up perfect bussin full of energy, and i'm so much more chilled about everything lately.

if you were to excrete sexual fluids by the use of another person does that mean you have failed?

ie if somebody else gives you a sexual favour

Its just watching porn and fapping really.

Nobody in this thread has any chance of getting any real pussy.

Today I masturbated, because of my sore testicle I was worried It was a build up of semen, it turns out my testicle is still sore so am soon arranging a medical appointment.

Can I be forgiven on quite extreme medical circumstances?

I will start again tomorrow.

Withdrawal symptoms.

crump wrote:Today I masturbated, because of my sore testicle I was worried It was a build up of semen, it turns out my testicle is still sore so am soon arranging a medical appointment.

Can I be forgiven on quite extreme medical circumstances?

I will start again tomorrow.

That's a horrific excuse.

lol i failed, got bored last night

I felt like shit today though and certainly had felt better the couple of days before that, don't know if any connection but i'll just go with yes there is

starting again now

My friends today said I was moody all day and said I had woken up on the wrong side of bed because of my non-concious moody behaviour

Maybe it is true.

I masturbated at 10am.

Jesus, you guys really need to up the willpower.

Do a day count like the one in my sig.

I always needed to fap so I can get to sleep. So its quite hard to get to sleep with a raging boner these days.

Hopefully I should be able to go to sleep normally soon.

Are you saying that you have a raging boner every night without fail?

Pretty much, its so used to being wacked off every night its like "what are you doing?? touch me"

I had a porn problem I think, my phone had like over 100 videos on it.

Yeah, i'd class that a problem...

why would you save them on your phone?

Parents use my computer sometimes and I never let anyone use my phone.

Easy to download on my phone also.

but I deleted them all now.

I used to download pictures also, i had a worrying amount of those on my phone.

Definitely a problem.

I have sleep problems anyways, just do shit till I feel sufficiently sleepy.

Eternal Witcher wrote:Definitely a problem.

I have sleep problems anyways, just do shit till I feel sufficiently sleepy.

Same, I have basically conditioned myself to get by on 6 hours of sleep. It's pretty nice.

Bushido wrote:Nobody in this thread has any chance of getting any real pussy.

Don't listen to this people, hes just trying to make you feel negative.

Novi wrote:

Bushido wrote:Nobody in this thread has any chance of getting any real pussy.

Don't listen to this people, hes just trying to make you feel negative.

This thread is amazing.