Chat Thread

"In football, in mai laif"

"I love Syrup"

Oh dear.

Mal wrote:

Scott MacDougall wrote:I had sex last night.

Made her orgasm 3 times too.

No, seriously.

It was my 5th anniversary last night. All I can say is, shit went down.

Sex and stuff is always better with someone you genuinely love. I miss it.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Scott MacDougall wrote:I had sex last night.

Made her orgasm 3 times too.

No, seriously.

Want a medal?

Tempting, but no.

The Maestro wrote:

Scott MacDougall wrote:I had sex last night.

Made her orgasm 3 times too.

No, seriously.

It's cringeworthy how hard you're trying

Suck on that you cunt.

Fair play Scott..

Scott

I'm not even trying to brag, but when people come out and say shit like 'you're trying too hard' when I'm actually telling the truth, I feel compelled to prove them wrong. Dickheads.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

James wrote:Mal, you shat on here... Wtf.

Seriously though, I got nothing. I sat and played FIFA till 1am till I realised she was giving me dirty looks. We've only been together a week and it's the first time she's stayed at mine. Oops

Our play on Clubs does that to a woman. One more session and you'll be able to tap that, assuming you haven't yet.

Err doubt it.

I take it she forgave you for not shagging her on New Years Eve then? Dirty slag.


I could never treat girls like you do, Pussy Master. Fair play though.

ResurrectionRaddy wrote:I take it she forgave you for not shagging her on New Years Eve then? Dirty slag.


I could never treat girls like you do, Pussy Master. Fair play though.

Scott

Scott MacDougall wrote:

Mal wrote:

It was my 5th anniversary last night. All I can say is, shit went down.

Sex and stuff is always better with someone you genuinely love. I miss it.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Want a medal?

Tempting, but no.

The Maestro wrote:

It's cringeworthy how hard you're trying

Suck on that you cunt.

Fair enough but what you're doing is actually bragging about it, even if you claim otherwise.

I don't think it's very appropriate posting private texts on here Scott.

Does anyone have kik? I needa add people.

I have kik

Add james.pine phaggot

Mircea Lucescu (coach of Shaktar Donetsk) was in a terrbile accident this morning. Broke 7 ribs and should be in surgery about now. His car:

We weren't even meant to have sex. She was in her underwear and was all like 'only boyfriends can see the rest' hinting that I should ask her out

But I didn't. Eventually it all came off, and I was on top of her and she grabbed hold of my dick and slipped it into her pussy and I was like 'thought only boyfriends could get this far'

'Shut up'.

Rei Andros wrote:Mircea Lucescu (coach of Shaktar Donetsk) was in a terrbile accident this morning. Broke 7 ribs and should be in surgery about now. His car:

Wow
He's a very good manager and seems like a decent guy too, saw interviews of him, I just hope he didn't drive too fast and was sober.

https://shop.nufc.co.uk/cgi-bin/live/ecommerce.pl?site=theclubshop_nufc&state=item&dept_id=50&sub_dept_id=10&product_id=301069

Rei Andros wrote:Mircea Lucescu (coach of Shaktar Donetsk) was in a terrbile accident this morning. Broke 7 ribs and should be in surgery about now. His car:

Fuck me, hope he's ok but that looks a bad one.

I would never tell my mates if a girl told me personal things like that, well I have in the past but from now on they're not knowing a thing.

Gegilworld93 wrote:

Rei Andros wrote:Mircea Lucescu (coach of Shaktar Donetsk) was in a terrbile accident this morning. Broke 7 ribs and should be in surgery about now. His car:

Wow
He's a very good manager and seems like a decent guy too, saw interviews of him, I just hope he didn't drive too fast and was sober.

Just how much football do you watch?

I have a hard enough time keeping up with the EPL and Portugese Liga as it is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandre_Pato

Look at how long Alexandre Pato is playing for Milan.

2007-2050

PATOMENTORIA!

The most beautiful girl just got off the bus. I have a boner.

Scott MacDougall wrote:

Mal wrote:

It was my 5th anniversary last night. All I can say is, shit went down.

Sex and stuff is always better with someone you genuinely love. I miss it.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Want a medal?

Tempting, but no.

The Maestro wrote:

It's cringeworthy how hard you're trying

Suck on that you cunt.

Pussy master I have you on BBM we have never spoke true story bro, anyway I'm off to work..

ResurrectionRaddy wrote:The most beautiful girl just got off the bus. I have a boner.

You sit on this while you're on the bus.

ResurrectionRaddy wrote:The most beautiful girl just got off the bus. I have a boner.

Rape time

Scott MacDougall wrote:We weren't even meant to have sex. She was in her underwear and was all like 'only boyfriends can see the rest' hinting that I should ask her out

But I didn't. Eventually it all came off, and I was on top of her and she grabbed hold of my dick and slipped it into her pussy and I was like 'thought only boyfriends could get this far'

'Shut up'.

Scott post that picture of you again, you know the one where you look like Edward Scissor Hands

Just imagine how many indecent messages are floating round the SMS and BBM networks as we speak.

My sister just said "you have a nice girl who's interested in you and you're going for the girl who isn't interested." to my 11 year old nephew. He replied: "I'm making her interested."

I'm proud.