Best toilets

Where have you had a wondeful piss or shit at?

Chesterfields were exceptional.

I pissed in a bush in Rochdale yesterday

So there.

My mates was outstanding, Walk in and the lights automatically turn on.

hume7 wrote:I pissed in a bush in Rochdale yesterday

So there.

What a man you are.

Preston's were decent. If I remember correctly, I think Leeds' were quite spacious.

Blackpool's were fucking horrendous though, they were in one of those big metal container things

Stuttgart

Sheffield Wednesdays were disgusting, their was graffiti with SUFC on the wall as well i think in there.

Preston's are nice too

Anfield pitch.

Oldham's are horrible, Boltons were Ok.

The worst toilets I've seen anywhere were at the M.E.N Arena

OT

Hernandez_14 wrote:OT

My arse their shit.

At the Emirates I felt like everyone next to me was looking at my knob.

Ours are alright, but I would like a mirror to review how much of a twat I look when I'm wrapped up for winter. OT toilets take about an hour to get in and out of.

Bayern's were the most disappointing, for a stadium so nice from the outside, the toilets were distinctly shit.

The worst is QPR's on one of the home ends......

There is one toilet room for the whole stand....so you have like 1000+ people trying to squeeze into one door.....the conditions are shit and there is no hot water or soap. End of queuing for 15 minutes and have it's crammed

Generally away end toilets aren't so great.......probably the best was Reading's..top notch away end generally.

Watford have nice ones too. Multiple toilets upstairs and downstairs.....all decorated nicely, clean/tidy, mirrors, hot water and the push liquid soap stuff

Am I the only one that... Nevermind...

I can't remember if Luton's away end had toilets..

Anfield's Anfield Road toilets.

Jordi wrote:I can't remember if Luton's away end had toilets..

It's hard to tell....probably looks a lot like Luton generally

Brighton had nice ones but there again they were brand new. On the other end of the scale, Peterborough. Over 4k Leeds fans had to share 1 cubicle and a wall to piss on that had room for 10 people at a push. Unbelievably small, full of spiders and mould and generally shocking!

Home. Nowhere else is better.

Lux wrote:The worst is QPR's on one of the home ends......

There is one toilet room for the whole stand....so you have like 1000+ people trying to squeeze into one door.....the conditions are shit and there is no hot water or soap. End of queuing for 15 minutes and have it's crammed

Generally away end toilets aren't so great.......probably the best was Reading's..top notch away end generally.

Watford have nice ones too. Multiple toilets upstairs and downstairs.....all decorated nicely, clean/tidy, mirrors, hot water and the push liquid soap stuff

We set your toilets on fire

Did it to some other grounds too, which meant we were given lower allocations

Mk Dons had nice ones.

Shrewsbury's were all smashed up by the time i went for a piss

Also the visibility wasn't too good in Macclesfield Town toilets.

Boro kicked through the wall of Bristol City's toilets and all stormed the home concourse.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Boro kicked through the wall of Bristol City's toilets and all stormed the home concourse.

Do all your fans smoke in the toilets as well? At away matches our toilets are so smokey, it's a nightmare.

Yeah, a few do it at home matches too. Don't see how people can't wait for 90 minutes without smoking.

Yeah the smokers pile into the toilets when they aren't allowed to go outside.

ResurrectionRaddy wrote:

Lux wrote:The worst is QPR's on one of the home ends......

There is one toilet room for the whole stand....so you have like 1000+ people trying to squeeze into one door.....the conditions are shit and there is no hot water or soap. End of queuing for 15 minutes and have it's crammed

Generally away end toilets aren't so great.......probably the best was Reading's..top notch away end generally.

Watford have nice ones too. Multiple toilets upstairs and downstairs.....all decorated nicely, clean/tidy, mirrors, hot water and the push liquid soap stuff

We set your toilets on fire

Did it to some other grounds too, which meant we were given lower allocations

Well you can't be surprised

Yeah a lot do it at home as well. One of my mates is banned from Elland Road for 3 years and that's because he was caught smoking I think. Never actually asked him why.