ClarkY wrote:VivaRonaldo wrote:Was doing a standing 69 with this girl I'd pulled, she was shit at giving head so got bored...mind began to wonder. Suddenly it occurred to me that she was in position for a tombstone pile driver, so thought fuck it and tombstoned the slag.
Thought this was a story of you then
You sir, are a liar! Why I can see the lies spreading from you right now!VivaRonaldo wrote:ClarkY wrote:
Thought this was a story of you then
It is
Jord wrote:You sir, are a liar! Why I can see the lies spreading from you right now!VivaRonaldo wrote:
It is
Then you should be ashamed of yourself for inflicting pain upon a woman. Serious pain actually if you did it right.VivaRonaldo wrote:Jord wrote:You sir, are a liar! Why I can see the lies spreading from you right now!
My friend, I would never do such a thing.
Jord wrote:Then you should be ashamed of yourself for inflicting pain upon a woman. Serious pain actually if you did it right.VivaRonaldo wrote:
My friend, I would never do such a thing.
So you didn't tombstone her? All is well and good thenVivaRonaldo wrote:Jord wrote:Then you should be ashamed of yourself for inflicting pain upon a woman. Serious pain actually if you did it right.
Her head was between my legs
Jord wrote:So you didn't tombstone her? All is well and good thenVivaRonaldo wrote:
Her head was between my legs
Edit: I'm not arsed really. I'm just bored and talking shit.
Laters.Sean wrote:I'm going to bed now. One day closer.
SBSP wrote:My brother beats me up too. The difference is he's six.
Danny wrote:SBSP wrote:My brother beats me up too. The difference is he's six.
I'd have loved to have had a younger sibling.
) Ché Guayaba wrote:
That's gangsta. I'd be down to get some shit like this but I think my family would stop talking to me if I tatted my face or head.
Ray said it when commenting on a replay of Carrick's goal on Sunday.Eternal Witcher wrote:What does tuck tuck mean, Jordi?
Danny wrote:Ray said it when commenting on a replay of Carrick's goal on Sunday.Eternal Witcher wrote:What does tuck tuck mean, Jordi?
To a square it is.ahlycotc wrote:Ché Guayaba wrote:
That's gangsta. I'd be down to get some shit like this but I think my family would stop talking to me if I tatted my face or head.
That's hideous.
Ché Guayaba wrote:Was watching a film in the living room but my little brother was being a brat so I just left. Being the older brother isn't that great either.
He's such an attention whore. Always wants to follow me everywhere I go.
