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Danny wrote:Anyone watching the comedy awards on 4?

I'd rather pull my teeth out than watch unfunny men parade around with a shitty award.

xPeterLFC95 wrote:I need to make money next summer. I might write a novel. Easy 50 grand in that, surely?

Outstanding idea, I know I'd pay a significant sum to read the complex finely woven sentences you perfect so well while all contained within a 300 page hardback novel

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Danny wrote:Anyone watching the comedy awards on 4?

I'd rather pull my teeth out than watch unfunny men parade around with a shitty award.

What a shock.

thedinho wrote:

xPeterLFC95 wrote:I need to make money next summer. I might write a novel. Easy 50 grand in that, surely?

Outstanding idea, I know I'd pay a significant sum to read the complex finely woven sentences you perfect so well while all contained within a 300 page hardback novel

Oh, wow.

luke. wrote:

Danny wrote:

I genuinely have a mate who calls all rap "black man music". What a guy.

I raise your mate an Eminem and a Mac Miller.

Professor Green.

thedinho wrote:

xPeterLFC95 wrote:I need to make money next summer. I might write a novel. Easy 50 grand in that, surely?

Outstanding idea, I know I'd pay a significant sum to read the complex finely woven sentences you perfect so well while all contained within a 300 page hardback novel

I can write about 300 pages in a day. 300 pages * 80 days of summer=2400 pages. That means that I can shave off about 2100 pages, that I might form the most cogent argument within my book.

Danny wrote:

luke. wrote:

I raise your mate an Eminem and a Mac Miller.

Professor Green.

Yeah.. the hide smiley is quite appropriate for what you just said.

lol why am I hating on Pro G I actually think he's decent.

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Danny wrote:Anyone watching the comedy awards on 4?

I'd rather pull my teeth out than watch unfunny men parade around with a shitty award.

What a natural disaster!

Polska, the match you sent me only has Chyzhov and Chygrynskiy playing out of Rakitskyi, Chyzhov, Chygrynskiy, Kucher, Stepnaneko, Seleznyov. Well that's who I can only see in the line ups. Would you be able to get any other matches which have more Ukraine players, or a Ukraine national match.

ClarkY wrote:He actually never said that post was a troll post.

It was implied. If I did misinterpret it, it probably resulted from the fact that I was in a state of utter gobsmackednessity from the accusation.

luke. wrote:

Danny wrote:Professor Green.

Yeah.. the hide smiley is quite appropriate for what you just said.

lol why am I hating on Pro G I actually think he's decent.

Not bad live either.

xPeterLFC95 wrote:

thedinho wrote:

Outstanding idea, I know I'd pay a significant sum to read the complex finely woven sentences you perfect so well while all contained within a 300 page hardback novel

I can write about 300 pages in a day. 300 pages * 80 days of summer=2400 pages. That means that I can shave off about 2100 pages, that I might form the most cogent argument within my book.

Are you trying to say you'll write 300 pages a day, for 80 days?

xPeterLFC95 wrote:

thedinho wrote:

Outstanding idea, I know I'd pay a significant sum to read the complex finely woven sentences you perfect so well while all contained within a 300 page hardback novel

I can write about 300 pages in a day. 300 pages * 80 days of summer=2400 pages. That means that I can shave off about 2100 pages, that I might form the most cogent argument within my book.

I would recommend you do that my friend, I shall read the book with such unbreakable concentration a volcano could go off next to me and I shall not move

Fire away, fire away!

ClarkY wrote:

xPeterLFC95 wrote:I can write about 300 pages in a day. 300 pages * 80 days of summer=2400 pages. That means that I can shave off about 2100 pages, that I might form the most cogent argument within my book.

Are you trying to say you'll write 300 pages a day, for 80 days?

I do that anyway. Might as well write with a purpose, for once. Maybe I could compile my 100,000+ pages of conscious streams into an anthology?

thedinho wrote:

xPeterLFC95 wrote:I can write about 300 pages in a day. 300 pages * 80 days of
summer=2400 pages. That means that I can shave off about 2100 pages,
that I might form the most cogent argument within my book.

I
would recommend you do that my friend, I shall read the book with such
unbreakable concentration a volcano could go off next to me and I shall
not move

Shall I make it a book where I write my thoughts about issues, or a novel about a knight who stabs evil beasts and men and then drinks wine with the King?

Ham wrote:Fire away, fire away!

What are you doing?

ClarkY wrote:

Ham wrote:Fire away, fire away!

What are you doing?

Chillin'

xPeterLFC95 wrote:

ClarkY wrote:

Are you trying to say you'll write 300 pages a day, for 80 days?

I do that anyway. Might as well write with a purpose, for once. Maybe I could compile my 100,000+ pages of conscious streams into an anthology?

thedinho wrote:

I
would recommend you do that my friend, I shall read the book with such
unbreakable concentration a volcano could go off next to me and I shall
not move

Shall I make it a book where I write my thoughts about issues, or a novel about a knight who stabs evil beasts and men and then drinks wine with the King?

As a customer, I would find reading about your various opinions on serious topics, a far more riveting read. However on the other hand your take on the fantasy genre has potential, either way you have an excited customer indeed

I'm off.

http://uk.movies.ign.com/articles/121/1215044p1.html

I will pray that this comes to pass.

Throughout his youth Cattermole was a keen poet and was known to send his work into the local newspaper where it would often be published.

There are three men with a stuttering problem riding on a motorcycle, the one of the middle says, "Ha Ha Ha" the driver says, "why the fu-fu-fuck are you laughing cu-cu-cunt?"

And the guy in the middle says, "Ha-Ha-Ha-Hansel fe-fe-fell of the bike a ha-ha-half mile back."

My word.

thedinho wrote:As a customer, I would find reading about your various opinions on serious topics, a far more riveting read. However on the other hand your take on the fantasy genre has potential, either way you have an excited customer indeed

I should alternate chapters then. Intellectual thoughts in chapter one, Glen the protagonist stabbing vicious beasts in Medieval England in Chapter 2.

xPeterLFC95 wrote:

thedinho wrote:As a customer, I would find reading about your various opinions on serious topics, a far more riveting read. However on the other hand your take on the fantasy genre has potential, either way you have an excited customer indeed

I should alternate chapters then. Intellectual thoughts in chapter one, Glen the protagonist stabbing vicious beasts in Medieval England in Chapter 2.

Sounds riveting amigo

Nobody found my joke funny.

This is beyond ridiculous. I was planning on getting 3/4 FIFA UT single player tournaments in tonight, easy 30,000 coins, but of course, EA "glitches" so the tourney doesn't work.

It's been deliberately stopped, I think.

I fucking love this advert.