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    Post by GK01 Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:00 pm

    Doctors diagnose 58-year-old British football fan with 'Manchester United-induced' disease

    For one British soccer fan, the intensity of watching her favorite team play in a critical match could put her in a coma.

    A group of doctors reported Friday that they diagnosed a 58-year-old woman with a potentially life-threatening condition after she told them about the unusual symptoms she suffered at Manchester United games.

    Watching her team in a high-stakes matchup at Old Trafford, Manchester United's home ground, would trigger an episode of "anxiety, palpitations, panic, light headedness and a sense of impending doom," the doctors said.

    Her symptoms were especially severe if the game's outcome came down to the wire.

    The avid fan was diagnosed with addisonian crisis - a manifestation of Addison's disease that prevented her body from producing enough of the hormone cortisol to keep her stress in check and could lead to dangerously low blood pressure or even a coma.



    "We believe that our patient was having difficulty mounting an appropriate physiological cortisol response during the big games," the doctors wrote in their British Medical Journal report, presenting the case as "the first description of Manchester United induced addisonian crisis."

    The woman's treatment - two daily doses of medication taken mid-way through afternoon and evening matches - began in step with United's 2011-2012 season and she was able to cheer her team on at Old Trafford without any of the symptoms she experienced before.

    The doctors did acknowledge, however, that in most of the games their patient has attended this season, United won by a large margin. She was thankfully on vacation when local rivals Manchester City destroyed the Red Devils in a crushing 6-1 defeat.

    http://www.foxsports.com.au/football/premier-league/doctors-diagnose-58-year-old-british-football-fan-with-manchester-united-induced-disease/story-e6frf4a3-1226223971227

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    Post by Keanoo Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:08 pm

    I think a lot of fans feel like they have this. Laughing
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    Post by SBSP Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:21 pm

    Surely almost every fan has felt like that? Laughing
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    Post by GK01 Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:23 pm

    SBSP wrote:Surely almost every fan has felt like that? Laughing

    But apparently hers can put her into a coma shifty
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    Post by Jeff Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:33 pm

    Sounds like a panic attack shifty
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    Post by Guest Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:59 pm

    She was thankfully on vacation when local rivals Manchester City destroyed the Red Devils in a crushing 6-1 defeat.

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    Post by Fluorescent Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:13 pm

    ahlycotc wrote:
    She was thankfully on vacation when local rivals Manchester City destroyed the Red Devils in a crushing 6-1 defeat.

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    Post by Jordan Henderchip Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:49 pm

    that's what happens when you let your bitch out of the kitchen
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    Post by Jack Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:58 pm

    I must have this, however post-match stress can lead not to a coma for me, but for a coma to others. (Especially reds)
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    Post by Keanoo Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:05 pm

    Lad.
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    Post by Phadunkin Donuts Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:44 pm

    She'd be dead already if she was an Arsenal fan.
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    Post by Paulinho Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:46 pm

    justaddfinesse wrote:She'd be dead already if she was an Arsenal fan.

    Dead like our titles hopes Manureitis 279869
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    Post by Guest Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:18 am

    I like the "sense of impending doom" part.
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    Post by ShakerMatty Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:27 am

    rofl Its not that bad watching United.
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    Post by Guest Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:27 am

    Hopefully she dies.
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    Post by Laurencio Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:04 am

    GK01 wrote:
    Doctors diagnose 58-year-old British football fan with 'Manchester United-induced' disease

    For one British soccer fan, the intensity of watching her favorite team play in a critical match could put her in a coma.

    A group of doctors reported Friday that they diagnosed a 58-year-old woman with a potentially life-threatening condition after she told them about the unusual symptoms she suffered at Manchester United games.

    Watching her team in a high-stakes matchup at Old Trafford, Manchester United's home ground, would trigger an episode of "anxiety, palpitations, panic, light headedness and a sense of impending doom," the doctors said.

    Her symptoms were especially severe if the game's outcome came down to the wire.

    The avid fan was diagnosed with addisonian crisis - a manifestation of Addison's disease that prevented her body from producing enough of the hormone cortisol to keep her stress in check and could lead to dangerously low blood pressure or even a coma.



    "We believe that our patient was having difficulty mounting an appropriate physiological cortisol response during the big games," the doctors wrote in their British Medical Journal report, presenting the case as "the first description of Manchester United induced addisonian crisis."

    The woman's treatment - two daily doses of medication taken mid-way through afternoon and evening matches - began in step with United's 2011-2012 season and she was able to cheer her team on at Old Trafford without any of the symptoms she experienced before.

    The doctors did acknowledge, however, that in most of the games their patient has attended this season, United won by a large margin. She was thankfully on vacation when local rivals Manchester City destroyed the Red Devils in a crushing 6-1 defeat.

    http://www.foxsports.com.au/football/premier-league/doctors-diagnose-58-year-old-british-football-fan-with-manchester-united-induced-disease/story-e6frf4a3-1226223971227

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    Post by SBSP Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:25 am

    At least you can't call her a plastic. shifty

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