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    Water turns everyone gay in a town in Peru

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    Post by Guest Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:46 pm

    BAD WATER TURNS WHOLE TOWN GAY

    POLLUTED water is turning an entire town’s men gay, a furious mayor has warned.

    Jose Buenitez says a chemical that dilutes male hormones has contaminated the supply in Huarmey, Peru.

    The water flows from nearby Tabalosos, dubbed “Gayville” because it has an almost entirely homosexual population.

    Mr Buenitez said that if the metallic element strontium was not filtered out of the system the men in his town would all turn the same way.

    He warned citizens: “Strontium reduces male hormones. Suddenly we will be just like Tabalosos, where the percentage of homosexuality is increasing.”

    His claim comes after a documentary made in 2000 by a Lima TV station claimed almost every male resident of Tabalosos was gay.

    Scientists have found that strontium can cause bone cancer, blood disease, anaemia and heart problems.

    But no study has ever found it makes men homosexual.


    http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/222203/Bad-water-turns-whole-town-gay/
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    Post by Childish Logic Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:44 pm

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    Post by Theo Filippo Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:52 pm

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    Post by Guest Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:04 pm

    I like this.
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    Post by Pippo Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:17 am

    Mayor is a homophobe.
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    Post by Childish Logic Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:31 am

    Filippo Inzaghi wrote:Ahly likes this.

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    Post by Guest Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:39 am

    Pippo Inzaghi wrote:Mayor is a homophobe.

    I don't think it has anything to do with whether or not he's homophobic. He's probably concerned that if everyone was indeed homosexual then no one would reproduce and the town's future would be in jeopardy.
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    Post by Zzonked Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:40 am

    Bet that's a pain in the butt.
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    Post by Pippo Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:40 am

    BladeGunner14 wrote:
    Pippo Inzaghi wrote:Mayor is a homophobe.

    I don't think it has anything to do with whether or not he's homophobic. He's probably concerned that if everyone was indeed homosexual then no one would reproduce and the town's future would be in jeopardy.

    Hmmm... Good point.
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    Post by Steadman Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:56 am

    Brb. Off to Peru.
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    Post by Grenade Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:04 am

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    Post by Guest Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:20 am

    Zzonked wrote:Bet that's a pain in the butt.
    rofl
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    Post by Guest Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:08 am

    contaminated water disrupting people's chemical balance turning the population gay? NOt surprised.
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    Post by SBSP Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:16 am

    Zzonked wrote:Bet that's a pain in the butt.
    rofl
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    Post by Guest Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:16 am

    What if you get someone who is already gay to drink the water?
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    Post by Roloman4 Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:33 am

    Wow...
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    Post by Guest Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:34 am

    Cam wrote:What if you get someone who is already gay to drink the water?
    Depends on the person, people born with chemical inbalances causing them to be gay, will have their chemical balance disrupted even further. Maybe if the hosts chemical balance is right, it could even turn them straight, in theory, but I doubt it.

    I think the water should have further studies done to it, we could maybe make a gay drug with enough research.
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    Post by Childish Logic Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:35 am

    That would please a lot of people. A gay drug.
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    Post by Jorlung Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:38 am

    A gay drug... Really?... Neutral
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    Post by Roloman4 Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:38 am

    Homophobes like this.
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    Post by SBSP Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:39 am

    Roloman4 wrote:Homophobes like this.
    No they don't, silly. That's why they're homophobes.
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    Post by Childish Logic Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:41 am

    SBSP wrote:
    Roloman4 wrote:Homophobes like this.
    No they don't, silly. That's why they're homophobes.

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    Post by Roloman4 Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:44 am

    SBSP wrote:
    Roloman4 wrote:Homophobes like this.
    No they don't, silly. That's why they're homophobes.

    I was continuing the chain started at the beginning.
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    Post by Guest Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:45 am

    Jorlung wrote:A gay drug... Really?... Neutral
    Could also be reversed... a Hetero Drug?
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    Post by Childish Logic Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:46 am

    polska. wrote:
    Jorlung wrote:A gay drug... Really?... Neutral
    Could also be reversed... a Hetero Drug?

    Polska, do you believe it is chemical related?
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    Post by Guest Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:50 am

    NZG wrote:
    polska. wrote:Could also be reversed... a Hetero Drug?

    Polska, do you believe it is chemical related?
    We can turn rats homosexual and reverse them heterosexual just by changing the chemical intake of their diet, would make sense as the brain itself is just one chemical supercomputer and this is how drugs work anyway, and would explain why homosexual animals appear in nature, not just in the intelligent with free will humans, and would easily explain this Peruvian town whose water supply is obviously downstream of some birth control plant or something.
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    Post by Childish Logic Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:53 am

    polska. wrote:
    NZG wrote:

    Polska, do you believe it is chemical related?
    We can turn rats homosexual and reverse them heterosexual just by changing the chemical intake of their diet, would make sense as the brain itself is just one chemical supercomputer and this is how drugs work anyway, and would explain why homosexual animals appear in nature, not just in the intelligent with free will humans, and would easily explain this Peruvian town whose water supply is obviously downstream of some birth control plant or something.
    That shit is scary. This was just human testing Surprised

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    Post by Roloman4 Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:56 am

    NZG wrote:
    polska. wrote:We can turn rats homosexual and reverse them heterosexual just by changing the chemical intake of their diet, would make sense as the brain itself is just one chemical supercomputer and this is how drugs work anyway, and would explain why homosexual animals appear in nature, not just in the intelligent with free will humans, and would easily explain this Peruvian town whose water supply is obviously downstream of some birth control plant or something.
    That shit is scary. This was just human testing Surprised

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    How is it scary? I mean, it is, but it's science... science is scary... yet science is the only reason 7 billion people can somehow inhabit this earth
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    Post by Guest Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:57 am

    Wouldn't be surprised if it was.

    The pharmaceutical companies are all corrupt, everyone knows this. They probably see this as another chance to make millions.
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    Post by Childish Logic Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:00 am

    Roloman4 wrote:
    NZG wrote:
    That shit is scary. This was just human testing Surprised

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    How is it scary? I mean, it is, but it's science... science is scary... yet science is the only reason 7 billion people can somehow inhabit this earth

    No it isn't. I study physics or did and i was never "scared". When i read up on scientists and what they are trying to do, i don't get scared. I'm not scared of the unknown but i am scared of the fact that it may be possible to turn whole populations gay. If someone turns america gay then they could just wait for them to die and take over. (no breeding)

    not scary? Fuck that.


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