The Truth behind Rooney's U Turn

Fergie set it up.

Fergie knows United are a declining side, and Rooney is the only player they currently have who can actually be classed into the World Class bracket. Fergie isn't being given the funds to buy World Class players.

Fergie slips Rooney a tenner and a go at his wife, and Rooney demands for a transfer.

Fergie goes to Gill and demands the club start buying World Class players again, to keep the likes of Rooney. The club need more ambition in their signings, he says to Gill.

Gill is unsure.

Fergie gets his way.

Rooney signs a contract.

Man Utd will sign a World Class player in January or the Summer.

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I said it was a publicity stunt earlier.

Don't know why he said he wanted the "world class players" and not "having the right ambition" for trophies.We were harshly knocked out of the champions league and lost the league by a point.And we only had rooney as a "world class player" that season

Rooney kicked up a fuss and said he's leaving.

Man Utd offered him a massive 5 year contract.

Now he's staying.

/thread.

How dare you come into my thread without SuperMod powers and try to close it.

forestfcfan wrote:How dare you come into my thread without SuperMod powers and try to close it.

forestfcfan wrote:How dare you come into my thread without SuperMod powers and try to close it.

Jay from the inbetweeners is the funniest cunt alive.

I'll give you that

You can stay now.

Wow Rooney makes a fuss about leaving so Man Utd would offer him a huge contract and make him the highest paid player there. Shock horror

forestfcfan wrote:Fergie set it up.

Fergie knows United are a declining side, and Rooney is the only player they currently have who can actually be classed into the World Class bracket. Fergie isn't being given the funds to buy World Class players.

Fergie slips Rooney a tenner and a go at his wife, and Rooney demands for a transfer.

Fergie goes to Gill and demands the club start buying World Class players again, to keep the likes of Rooney. The club need more ambition in their signings, he says to Gill.

Gill is unsure.

Fergie gets his way.

Rooney signs a contract.

Man Utd will sign a World Class player in January or the Summer.

This is News. Brought to you by forestfcfan.

He's the only attacking player that can be.

Aimed at me?

Only world class striker yeah, but Vidic and Evra definately are world class.

Yeah, but I reckon he meant attacking wise, I suppose we do have Owen.

Nah but seriously, Nani has played to a world class level at times this season, been absolutely fantastic, but he's not world class.

Yeah, I've got very little doubt that Nani will turn into a world class player. Once he makes the right decision all the time (Ronaldo 2006-07 onwards) he will be. Owen's finishing is, that's for sure.

To be an attacker who is world class you have to be worth around 20 goals a season imo.

By attacker i mean along the front line because without goals and assists what the hell are you doing there.

Nani is on track for that this season, lets see if he can keep it up.

I guarantee Nani will score/set up 20 goals this season.

Hasn't he already got about 4 goals and 7 assists ?

Probably. I definately know of 4 goals (West Ham, Bolton, WBA, Bursa) and he has quite a few assists.

The-Reporter wrote:Rooney kicked up a fuss and said he's leaving.

Man Utd offered him a massive 5 year contract.

Now he's staying.

/thread.

What evidence do we have that they made a new offer, different from the one that was already on the table before the fiasco started playing out in public?

Chamz|94 wrote:Hasn't he already got about 4 goals and 7 assists ?

8 assists.

Been worth 12 goals/assists in 10 starts and 3 sub apps.

His favourite prostitute wouldn't move. Colleen likes Manchester too much..

it was all planned.

If anyone of you remember i am agent47 back from EA.

News in straight from the press office -

Man Utd still couldn't promise Rooney they'd be signing world class players, so they offered him world class prostitutes instead.

BUSSIN.

kyro7 wrote:BUSSIN.

Trus, i was when i got it through my exclusive mail-shoot tbh.

msnY.

Bullshit.

Like you know.

I know all.

SteadmaN.