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I watch Brazilian football all the time.

You failed me rei. Ban.

VivaRonaldo wrote:I like the Brazilian league, but they only show like one game a week, so its hard to be interested in the league as a whole... all I see is Santos or Flamengo.

Streams. If you ever feel like watching a game just check here.

http://facebook.vc/index.html

@Bogdan: What are you on about?

Just downloaded the old Ricky Gervais podcasts, they're fucking hilarious.

Got a 94% on my annual referee recertification test. Stupid trick questions.

MLS Cup.

Yes, I'm only watching the game for Beckham.

Did you fail your test then?

Where is 94% a fail?

Why the if he didn't fail.

No, you need a 70% to pass. I just can never get a 100%. Every year I get 94-96%.

What kind of trick questions are there?

I won the EA cup with Liverpool

London. Fucking hell.

It's a shit hole

Time to concentrate on Beckham.

ahlycotc wrote:No, you need a 70% to pass. I just can never get a 100%. Every year I get 94-96%.

Just goes to show you how stupid refs are if they only need to get a C to pass their test.

Che why aren't you at the HDC supporting your beloved LA

Oh you.

Cam wrote:What kind of trick questions are there?

Well it was mostly my fault for not reading it properly. Let's see if you can answer them though. I missed three questions on the test...

1) The attacker is taking a penalty kick. While he is taking the kick, he feints a kick and sends the keeper the wrong way. The ball goes into the goal. What is the proper restart?
a. Goalkick
b. Penalty Kick
c. Kick off
d. Indirect freekick to the defending team

2) A defender commits a foul in his own goal area punishable by a indirect freekick. What is the proper restart?
a. Penalty kick
b. Indirect freekick from where the foul happened
c. Indirect freekick on the goal area line parallel to the goal line

3) A player on the red team commits a foul, but the referee plays the advantage. One minute later, the ball goes out for a throw in and the blue team is looking to quickly play the throw in to attack. What should the referee do?
a. Stop the blue team from taking the throw in and caution the red player.
b. Let the blue team take the throw and then caution the red player the next time the play stops.

Cam wrote:It's a shit hole

Tru dat. You steps outside and your fingernails turn black. Paris is fucking filthy but it never turned my fingernails black, nowhere has apart from Gun(andknives)don

1) C
2) B
3) B

Would have gone for BBB, but it doesn't seem right to have them all B

1)C
2)A
3)I'm not sure because it depends how bad the foul was. I'm just going to say A.

Here are the correct answers...

Spoiler:

1 out of 3 isn't bad considering how tired I am and how confusing those questions were.

thats shit



At school there is this amazingly hot chick and I always look at her like a casual glance at her and things.
Well today before our exam she asked me for a Pen.

I cried because her voice is so fucking annoying

Chip wrote:thats shit



At school there is this amazingly hot chick and I always look at her like a casual glance at her and things.
Well today before our exam she asked me for a Pen.

I cried because her voice is so fucking annoying

I have a solution:

but her lips are so nice

What was her voice like?

I knew that the first one was B