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    Post by Drake Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:26 pm

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    Martin Allen has stunned Barnet after leaving for a job he said he could not refuse with Notts County - just three games after agreeing a contract until the end of the season.

    The 37-year-old Allen, who led the Bees to seven points out of nine in his 19 days in charge, telephoned chairman Tony Kleanthous at 11.30 p.m. last night to tell him of his opportunity to join League 1 County. The pair met at midnight and talked until 3.30 a.m., with the chairman trying to persuade Allen to stay.

    They met again this morning - "his mind was made up", said the chairman--and Allen spoke to the players before leaving. The chairman, too, spoke to players and coaching staff and it was agreed that no-one wanted more change.

    Giuliano Grazioli,who gave up his job as Barnet's development officer to become Allen's assistant, was confirmed as caretaker manager, with help from Anwar Uddin as his assistant and the rest of the backroom staff, who are all committed to finishing the job at hand, namely Barnet FCs League 2 survival.

    The chairman, who did all he could to persuade Allen to stay, refused to criticise him. He said: "Martin felt that he could keep Notts County in League 1 and that would then offer him the opportunity to challenge for Championship football next season. This is something I obviously could not match but I am disappointed by Notts County's behaviour in this regard, which is in contravention of football regulations, and we will seek advice as how to best deal with that."
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    Post by Kuled Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:27 pm

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    Post by Jordi Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:29 pm

    He's a shit manager anyway. Ask CTFC-ed Laughing
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    Post by Guest Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:11 am

    How the fuck does Martin Allen keep landing football league jobs!
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    Post by Guest Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:12 am

    Radford11 wrote:How the fuck does Martin Allen keep landing football league jobs!
    rofl rofl rofl

    Who is he shifty
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    Post by Guest Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:28 am

    LFCJordan wrote:
    Radford11 wrote:How the fuck does Martin Allen keep landing football league jobs!
    rofl rofl rofl

    Who is he shifty

    A terrible fooball manager who is also very unprofessional off the pitch Laughing
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    Post by Guest Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:35 am

    This must be a record? shifty
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    Post by ArsenalAreUs Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:39 am

    LMAO! Legend.
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    Post by Pippo Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:40 am

    Jelavic18|RFC wrote:This must be a record? WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 279869

    10 mins is the record I think.
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    Post by Guest Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:42 am

    Pip wrote:
    Jelavic18|RFC wrote:This must be a record? WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 279869

    10 mins is the record I think.

    What? Laughing
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    Post by Guest Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:42 am

    Jelavic18|RFC wrote:This must be a record? shifty

    Nah, a Torquay manager last 10 whole minutes a few years ago. Laughing
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    Post by Kuled Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:43 am

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_records_in_England#Managers

    • Shortest-serving manager (excluding caretakers): Leroy Rosenior, 10 minutes (Torquay United, 17 May 2007)[39]
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    Post by moscowmadeit3 Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:43 am

    Jelavic18|RFC wrote:
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    Jelavic18|RFC wrote:This must be a record? WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 279869

    10 mins is the record I think.

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    He got the job then the club got taken over and they fired him. Something like that, I think.
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    Post by Guest Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:51 am

    What a fail rofl
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    Post by Potato-7 Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:53 am

    Well in greece it is usual for a coach to leave after 2 weeks.Neutral
    We actually had a manager that was fired 3 hours after his appointment.Laughing
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    Post by Mason Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:00 am

    Kuled wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_records_in_England#Managers

    • Shortest-serving manager (excluding caretakers): Leroy Rosenior, 10 minutes (Torquay United, 17 May 2007)[39]

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    Post by Mason Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:01 am

    Torquay are set to confirm Leroy Rosenior's exit from
    Plainmoor after lead shareholder Mike Bateson agreed a deal to sell his
    51% stake in the club.

    Rosenior was unveiled as the relegated League Two side's
    new manager on Thursday but learned of the proposed takeover only 10
    minutes later.

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    Post by Guest Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:05 am

    Wonderkid wrote:Torquay are set to confirm Leroy Rosenior's exit from
    Plainmoor after lead shareholder Mike Bateson agreed a deal to sell his
    51% stake in the club.

    Rosenior was unveiled as the relegated League Two side's
    new manager on Thursday but learned of the proposed takeover only 10
    minutes later.

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    I wonder if there's an interview with him before and after laugh
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    Post by Mason Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:06 am

    Jelavic18|RFC wrote:
    Wonderkid wrote:Torquay are set to confirm Leroy Rosenior's exit from
    Plainmoor after lead shareholder Mike Bateson agreed a deal to sell his
    51% stake in the club.

    Rosenior was unveiled as the relegated League Two side's
    new manager on Thursday but learned of the proposed takeover only 10
    minutes later.

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    I wonder if there's an interview with him before and after WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 599439

    I would laugh if he got the Manager Of The Month Award WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 13664 WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 599439
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    Post by Guest Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:07 am

    Wonderkid wrote:
    Jelavic18|RFC wrote:
    Wonderkid wrote:Torquay are set to confirm Leroy Rosenior's exit from
    Plainmoor after lead shareholder Mike Bateson agreed a deal to sell his
    51% stake in the club.

    Rosenior was unveiled as the relegated League Two side's
    new manager on Thursday but learned of the proposed takeover only 10
    minutes later.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing

    I wonder if there's an interview with him before and after WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 599439

    I would laugh if he got the Manager Of The Month Award WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 13664 WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 599439

    Guess they're your two fave smilies shifty
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    Post by Mason Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:08 am

    Jelavic18|RFC wrote:
    Wonderkid wrote:
    Jelavic18|RFC wrote:
    Wonderkid wrote:Torquay are set to confirm Leroy Rosenior's exit from
    Plainmoor after lead shareholder Mike Bateson agreed a deal to sell his
    51% stake in the club.

    Rosenior was unveiled as the relegated League Two side's
    new manager on Thursday but learned of the proposed takeover only 10
    minutes later.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing

    I wonder if there's an interview with him before and after WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 599439

    I would laugh if he got the Manager Of The Month Award WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 13664 WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 599439

    Guess they're your two fave smilies WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 279869

    It looks like the little yellow man is wanking over the Chineese one and he's enjoying it.
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    Post by Guest Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:17 am

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    Post by Walcott Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:33 am

    Isn't Leroy Roseiner the one on FLS?! Laughing
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    Post by Guest Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:35 am

    Wonderkid wrote:
    Jelavic18|RFC wrote:
    Wonderkid wrote:
    Jelavic18|RFC wrote:
    Wonderkid wrote:Torquay are set to confirm Leroy Rosenior's exit from
    Plainmoor after lead shareholder Mike Bateson agreed a deal to sell his
    51% stake in the club.

    Rosenior was unveiled as the relegated League Two side's
    new manager on Thursday but learned of the proposed takeover only 10
    minutes later.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing

    I wonder if there's an interview with him before and after WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 599439

    I would laugh if he got the Manager Of The Month Award WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 13664 WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 599439

    Guess they're your two fave smilies WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 279869

    It looks like the little yellow man is wanking over the Chineese one and he's enjoying it.

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    Post by Mason Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:39 am

    Walcott wrote:Isn't Leroy Roseiner the one on FLS?! Laughing

    Yeah. He'll be sacked from that soon Laughing
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    Post by Guest Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:41 am

    Walcott wrote:Isn't Leroy Roseiner the one on FLS?! Laughing

    Yeah. Laughing
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    Post by Walcott Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:00 am

    Why have majour failures on programmes like that. They clearly know nothing. They should get a different FL manager every week. WTF! MARTIN ALLEN LEAVES AFTER 19 DAYS 214775
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    Post by RubyArmyCTFC Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:06 am

    Notts County are idiots. Every club he has ever managed, he has taken them to court to recieve a nice big pay out due to him being a shit manager. Yet time and time again there is a club stupid enough (including us) to employ him. Luckily we got rid before he took us into the non league and into administration.

    I've posted this on the League 2 thread already, but here are my memories of Martin Allen at Cheltenham.

    1. Signed 20 + loan players throughout his first season.
    2. Pulled his trousers down at the pub, and denied it despite the chairman admitting he did.
    3. Started on a bouncer at a night club
    4. Got us relagated to League 2.
    5. Sacked our coaching staff who were club legends
    6. Publically argueed with our physio in the echo over a players recovery rate.
    7. Had a win rate of 19.25%
    8. Played a 37 year old Striker at centre back, with a 5 ft 5 right back. We lost 4-0 to Accrington that day.
    9. Made the entire squad for sale as he fucked up our finances.
    10. Almost relagated us to the BSP.
    11. Let his dog run around the training ground. (Sign saying No dogs allowed)
    12. The famous "we'll watch the dvd" quote from his interview after every defeat.
    13. Transfer listed Damian Spencer saying we need a goal scorer. The next day he comes on as a subsitute vs MK Dons whilst we are 5-0 down at home, scores a hattrick and then gets sent off in the space of 13 minutes.
    14. Sent our top scorer Lloyd Owusu on loan to Brighton who were fighting relagation. He scored 8 goals in 11 games to keep them up whilst we went down.
    15. When we lost 3-2 to Hereford at home. Hereford fans were signing "Allen is a wanker" in which in the end, the whole stadium joined in.
    16. Our winger going down with a broken wrist by the dugout, Allen then picked him up and threw him back on the pitch.
    17. Asked the fans in the local paper to give accomodation to a homeless player as we were'nt paying him a penny.
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    Post by Mason Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:12 am

    CTFC~ced wrote:Notts County are idiots. Every club he has ever managed, he has taken them to court to recieve a nice big pay out due to him being a shit manager. Yet time and time again there is a club stupid enough (including us) to employ him. Luckily we got rid before he took us into the non league and into administration.

    I've posted this on the League 2 thread already, but here are my memories of Martin Allen at Cheltenham.

    1. Signed 20 + loan players throughout his first season.
    2. Pulled his trousers down at the pub, and denied it despite the chairman admitting he did.
    3. Started on a bouncer at a night club
    4. Got us relagated to League 2.
    5. Sacked our coaching staff who were club legends
    6. Publically argueed with our physio in the echo over a players recovery rate.
    7. Had a win rate of 19.25%
    8. Played a 37 year old Striker at centre back, with a 5 ft 5 right back. We lost 4-0 to Accrington that day.
    9. Made the entire squad for sale as he fucked up our finances.
    10. Almost relagated us to the BSP.
    11. Let his dog run around the training ground. (Sign saying No dogs allowed)
    12. The famous "we'll watch the dvd" quote from his interview after every defeat.
    13. Transfer listed Damian Spencer saying we need a goal scorer. The next day he comes on as a subsitute vs MK Dons whilst we are 5-0 down at home, scores a hattrick and then gets sent off in the space of 13 minutes.
    14. Sent our top scorer Lloyd Owusu on loan to Brighton who were fighting relagation. He scored 8 goals in 11 games to keep them up whilst we went down.
    15. When we lost 3-2 to Hereford at home. Hereford fans were signing "Allen is a wanker" in which in the end, the whole stadium joined in.
    16. Our winger going down with a broken wrist by the dugout, Allen then picked him up and threw him back on the pitch.
    17. Asked the fans in the local paper to give accomodation to a homeless player as we were'nt paying him a penny.

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    CTFC~ced wrote:Notts County are idiots. Every club he has ever managed, he has taken them to court to recieve a nice big pay out due to him being a shit manager. Yet time and time again there is a club stupid enough (including us) to employ him. Luckily we got rid before he took us into the non league and into administration.

    I've posted this on the League 2 thread already, but here are my memories of Martin Allen at Cheltenham.

    1. Signed 20 + loan players throughout his first season.
    2. Pulled his trousers down at the pub, and denied it despite the chairman admitting he did.
    3. Started on a bouncer at a night club
    4. Got us relagated to League 2.
    5. Sacked our coaching staff who were club legends
    6. Publically argueed with our physio in the echo over a players recovery rate.
    7. Had a win rate of 19.25%
    8. Played a 37 year old Striker at centre back, with a 5 ft 5 right back. We lost 4-0 to Accrington that day.
    9. Made the entire squad for sale as he fucked up our finances.
    10. Almost relagated us to the BSP.
    11. Let his dog run around the training ground. (Sign saying No dogs allowed)
    12. The famous "we'll watch the dvd" quote from his interview after every defeat.
    13. Transfer listed Damian Spencer saying we need a goal scorer. The next day he comes on as a subsitute vs MK Dons whilst we are 5-0 down at home, scores a hattrick and then gets sent off in the space of 13 minutes.
    14. Sent our top scorer Lloyd Owusu on loan to Brighton who were fighting relagation. He scored 8 goals in 11 games to keep them up whilst we went down.
    15. When we lost 3-2 to Hereford at home. Hereford fans were signing "Allen is a wanker" in which in the end, the whole stadium joined in.
    16. Our winger going down with a broken wrist by the dugout, Allen then picked him up and threw him back on the pitch.
    17. Asked the fans in the local paper to give accomodation to a homeless player as we were'nt paying him a penny.

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