Older people on the forum are sarcastic, arrogant cunts?

Yeah, but we can buy booze. You can't. Queers.

Dan wrote:Yeah, but we can buy booze. You can't. Queers.

When I was 16 I bought it with my fake ID

I tried getting served at an offy a couple of months ago. They serve pretty much anyone. 2 mates went in one after another; both get served. I go in and the man says ID please in an Indian accent. I panicked so I just dropped the cans on the counter and ran.

Stupid silly Asians

forestfcfan wrote:I tried getting served at an offy a couple of months ago. They serve pretty much anyone. 2 mates went in one after another; both get served. I go in and the man says ID please in an Indian accent. I panicked so I just dropped the cans on the counter and ran.

Stupid silly Asians

Pussy

You just say, sorry I left it at home, then he says, well I can't serve you, then just cruise out. Why run?

forestfcfan wrote:I tried getting served at an offy a couple of months ago. They serve pretty much anyone. 2 mates went in one after another; both get served. I go in and the man says ID please in an Indian accent. I panicked so I just dropped the cans on the counter and ran.

Stupid silly Asians

dillweed.


my opinion of you just went from "moderately sufferable cunt" to "out-and-out gobshite knob-slobberer"

Zzonked wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:I tried getting served at an offy a couple of months ago. They serve pretty much anyone. 2 mates went in one after another; both get served. I go in and the man says ID please in an Indian accent. I panicked so I just dropped the cans on the counter and ran.

Stupid silly Asians

Pussy

You just say, sorry I left it at home, then he says, well I can't serve you, then just cruise out. Why run?

I said summat like I've lost it then walked off really quickly after dropping the cans on the counter while he babbled on like I sorry but i can not serve you in his accent

menalawyerguy wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:I tried getting served at an offy a couple of months ago. They serve pretty much anyone. 2 mates went in one after another; both get served. I go in and the man says ID please in an Indian accent. I panicked so I just dropped the cans on the counter and ran.

Stupid silly Asians

dillweed.


my opinion of you just went from "moderately sufferable cunt" to "out-and-out gobshite knob-slobberer"

Well my opinion of you went from Fat Yank Cunt to Extra Fat Yank Cunt

Should've just said gimme the booze or I'll report you to the police for serving my underage friends

forestfcfan wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:I tried getting served at an offy a couple of months ago. They serve pretty much anyone. 2 mates went in one after another; both get served. I go in and the man says ID please in an Indian accent. I panicked so I just dropped the cans on the counter and ran.

Stupid silly Asians

dillweed.


my opinion of you just went from "moderately sufferable cunt" to "out-and-out gobshite knob-slobberer"

Well my opinion of you went from Fat Yank Cunt to Extra Fat Yank Cunt

Fck u

If you went with Ultrafat gluten McDonalds slamming lard-soaked-fry pounding Yank the Tank Sow Pig Farm Animal Hoss, you'd still be underestimating me

menalawyerguy wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:I tried getting served at an offy a couple of months ago. They serve pretty much anyone. 2 mates went in one after another; both get served. I go in and the man says ID please in an Indian accent. I panicked so I just dropped the cans on the counter and ran.

Stupid silly Asians

dillweed.


my opinion of you just went from "moderately sufferable cunt" to "out-and-out gobshite knob-slobberer"

Well my opinion of you went from Fat Yank Cunt to Extra Fat Yank Cunt

Fck u

If you went with Ultrafat gluten McDonalds slamming lard-soaked-fry pounding Yank the Tank Sow Pig Farm Animal Hoss, you'd still be underestimating me

sxc

Luxz0rz wrote:Should've just said gimme the booze or I'll report you to the police for serving my underage friends

Now THERE'S SOME FUCKING BALLS FOR YOU!!!!














































Not too much in the way of brains though

menalawyerguy wrote:

Luxz0rz wrote:Should've just said gimme the booze or I'll report you to the police for serving my underage friends

Now THERE'S SOME FUCKING BALLS FOR YOU!!!!


Not too much in the way of brains though

I wouldn't do that because I wouldn't go to buy drinks without I.D. even now when I'm 18 (depending on how you look at it I guess it's good that I have a young face and don't have to shave a lot....less effort ).

Brains wise.....threatening some dodgy Indian off license guy who could face a big fine for serving underage people on a regular basis is a 50/50 risk. He's required to have CCTV so the police could use that to look at all the previous underage people he's served and give him a massive load of fines meaning that he can't pay for his family's cows in India......or he says "get out of my establishment or I hit you with my Vishnu statue" and you can't be bothered to get the police involved as you're attempting to buy alcohol underage and don't want the hassle (and depending on how much your parents care don't want them to know).

Overall just bring some kind of convincing I.D. when you go to get drinks

I had a fake ID from the age of 16, worked in nearly every supermarket and only 1-2 offies wouldn't take it. If they didn't take it they just said, sorry, can't accept this and gave it back.

Except one time when I tried to use it at the Manchester Academy, they stole it off me and put it on their wall of shame. I begged this chunky woman behind the bar for about 10 minutes to give it back, but she basically said no and threatened to get security if I didn't fuck off

I used to kind of like it when bouncers were blunt with you, rather than making up bullshit reasons for not letting you in. I used to always have reliable ID, a friend who looked very similar to me which I could use 95% of the time I wanted to go out. But the other few times I had to blag it with shit ones, and once I was at this place and one bouncer let me in but suddenly a huge black hand grabbed me:
"You aren't coming in son"
"Why not?"
"Cause that ID is shit"
I was just like Fair enough!

Zzonked wrote:I had a fake ID from the age of 16, worked in nearly every supermarket and only 1-2 offies wouldn't take it. If they didn't take it they just said, sorry, can't accept this and gave it back.

Except one time when I tried to use it at the Manchester Academy, they stole it off me and put it on their wall of shame. I begged this chunky woman behind the bar for about 10 minutes to give it back, but she basically said no and threatened to get security if I didn't fuck off

I had one of those too.

You should have threatened to call the police on her. Fake ID's are legal aslong as they are for novelty purposes. You should have have just said you gave her the wrong one and if she didn't give it back she was stealing from you.

Cornholio wrote:

Zzonked wrote:I had a fake ID from the age of 16, worked in nearly every supermarket and only 1-2 offies wouldn't take it. If they didn't take it they just said, sorry, can't accept this and gave it back.

Except one time when I tried to use it at the Manchester Academy, they stole it off me and put it on their wall of shame. I begged this chunky woman behind the bar for about 10 minutes to give it back, but she basically said no and threatened to get security if I didn't fuck off

I had one of those too.

You should have threatened to call the police on her. Fake ID's are legal aslong as they are for novelty purposes. You should have have just said you gave her the wrong one and if she didn't give it back she was stealing from you.

Then you'd have to get the right one out and prove it though..

Cornholio wrote:I had one of those too.

You should have threatened to call the police on her. Fake ID's are legal aslong as they are for novelty purposes. You should have have just said you gave her the wrong one and if she didn't give it back she was stealing from you.

Even though no one ever took it off me, I did some research and that was my plan if anyone ever did

Cornholio wrote:

Zzonked wrote:I had a fake ID from the age of 16, worked in nearly every supermarket and only 1-2 offies wouldn't take it. If they didn't take it they just said, sorry, can't accept this and gave it back.

Except one time when I tried to use it at the Manchester Academy, they stole it off me and put it on their wall of shame. I begged this chunky woman behind the bar for about 10 minutes to give it back, but she basically said no and threatened to get security if I didn't fuck off

I had one of those too.

You should have threatened to call the police on her. Fake ID's are legal aslong as they are for novelty purposes. You should have have just said you gave her the wrong one and if she didn't give it back she was stealing from you.

But I had used it, to try and buy beer. I didn't have a real one to show either, so it's not like I could have said I gave the wrong one. If i'd called the police that would have been stupid, because I would have been the one in the wrong

I tried loads of stuff to get it back. I tried to say I hadn't ordered beer and just mumbled the word coke and was confused when they asked for ID. At the end of the day I decided it was only like £15 and it had served me well for a few years, so I just thought fuck it. A few of my mates still had their fake ID's and, even better, were 18 soon, so I just got them to buy me alcohol.

Zzonked wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:I tried getting served at an offy a couple of months ago. They serve pretty much anyone. 2 mates went in one after another; both get served. I go in and the man says ID please in an Indian accent. I panicked so I just dropped the cans on the counter and ran.

Stupid silly Asians

Pussy

You just say, sorry I left it at home, then he says, well I can't serve you, then just cruise out. Why run?

Or you could pat down your pockets looking for it despite already knowing you don't have one, and hope he serves you regardless. Seems to be everyone elses plan of action.

My friend did the best one I've heard

She tried to get in to this bar with her boyfriend, he got in and she tried to use her sister's ID who's pretty fat. The bouncer basically told her to fuck off it doesn't look like her, and my mate goes "yea but it's my slimming world one". Bouncer let her in

Zzonked wrote:

Cornholio wrote:

Zzonked wrote:I had a fake ID from the age of 16, worked in nearly every supermarket and only 1-2 offies wouldn't take it. If they didn't take it they just said, sorry, can't accept this and gave it back.

Except one time when I tried to use it at the Manchester Academy, they stole it off me and put it on their wall of shame. I begged this chunky woman behind the bar for about 10 minutes to give it back, but she basically said no and threatened to get security if I didn't fuck off

I had one of those too.

You should have threatened to call the police on her. Fake ID's are legal aslong as they are for novelty purposes. You should have have just said you gave her the wrong one and if she didn't give it back she was stealing from you.

But I had used it, to try and buy beer. I didn't have a real one to show either, so it's not like I could have said I gave the wrong one. If i'd called the police that would have been stupid, because I would have been the one in the wrong

I tried loads of stuff to get it back. I tried to say I hadn't ordered beer and just mumbled the word coke and was confused when they asked for ID. At the end of the day I decided it was only like £15 and it had served me well for a few years, so I just thought fuck it. A few of my mates still had their fake ID's and, even better, were 18 soon, so I just got them to buy me alcohol.

What I meant was, you could have said you put the wrong one in your wallet and didn't realise. But you wanted it back because it's your property.

Luxz0rz wrote:

Cornholio wrote:I had one of those too.

You should have threatened to call the police on her. Fake ID's are legal aslong as they are for novelty purposes. You should have have just said you gave her the wrong one and if she didn't give it back she was stealing from you.

Even though no one ever took it off me, I did some research and that was my plan if anyone ever did

Same

yeah, course we are!

Is this real life?

Danny wrote:Think it's more to do with the "sarcastic arrogant cunts" are mainly over 16, rather than all of them are.

True, you're a great example of this, having been a sarcastic, arrogant cunt for years and only just reached the tender age of 16.

WOLVERINE wrote:KISS WITH A ROSE PLEASED TO MEET U LADIES. IF YOUR 18 AND OLDER PLEASE E-MAIL ME

Will do

I wish I was a girl so i can meet that guy

He wasn't as nice as he seemed

ANYONE ON RIGHT NOW 18 OR OLDER AND A FEMALE