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General Jokes Thread
menalawyerguy-
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Age : 110
Didier Dogfish
Jess-
- Posts : 4485
Age : 30
Location : Surrey
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen?
Single.
Single.
Ben-
- Posts : 11538
Age : 30
Location : Leeds
Supports : United
Jess wrote:What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen?
Single.
lololol my sister said this when I was being sexist yesterday
Jess-
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Age : 30
Location : Surrey
hehehehe, true tho. 
menalawyerguy-
- Posts : 6547
Age : 110
Hey...that girl has my cock hanging out of her shorts!
Danny-
- Posts : 55218
Age : 29
Location : Burscough
Jess wrote:hehehehe, true tho.
Guest- Guest
The fuck 
When I saw that pic posted yesterday I didn't bother reading it and just assumed it was meant to be funny because of her blurry face.
When I saw that pic posted yesterday I didn't bother reading it and just assumed it was meant to be funny because of her blurry face.
Pippo-
- Formerly known as : Pippo Inzaghi
Posts : 30777
Jess wrote:hehehehe, true tho.
She dosen't look Thai...
Guest- Guest
Pip wrote:Jess wrote:hehehehe, true tho.
She dosen't look Thai...
That's wha'Thai thought
SBSP-
- Posts : 50010
This thread needs to burn.
Pippo-
- Formerly known as : Pippo Inzaghi
Posts : 30777
Went to a Fish 'n' Chip shop in Monaco.
The fish was nice but the chips were plastic, discs and not edible...
The fish was nice but the chips were plastic, discs and not edible...
Guest- Guest
I was round Kerry Katonas house and I asked her for a glass of Coke.
I must say, I wasn't expecting a glass of powder
I must say, I wasn't expecting a glass of powder
Pippo-
- Formerly known as : Pippo Inzaghi
Posts : 30777
Saw an Irish guy bouncing off walls the other day.
He was called Rick O'Shea.
He was called Rick O'Shea.
Guest- Guest
Went to a nudist beach yesterday.
It's the only chance i've got of putting my dick in some beach
It's the only chance i've got of putting my dick in some beach
Pippo-
- Formerly known as : Pippo Inzaghi
Posts : 30777
Was in a ladies sports bar the other day.
I pooled.
I pooled.
Guest- Guest
I support the small French team called Brest, and my name is Bra
ES31-
- Posts : 51
forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:Jess wrote:hehehehe, true tho.
something is sticking out there in that pic
She dosen't look Thai...
That's wha'Thai thought
ES31-
- Posts : 51
forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:Jess wrote:hehehehe, true tho.
She dosen't look Thai...
That's wha'Thai thought
El_indian-
- Posts : 8448
Location : New Zealand
Supports : funny
what do you get when you jump into the red sea?
Pippo-
- Formerly known as : Pippo Inzaghi
Posts : 30777
forestfcfan wrote:I support the small French team called Brest, and my name is Bra
An Ivory Coast striker was in jail. An unkown song artist let him out. The question is...
Who let the Drog out?
El_indian-
- Posts : 8448
Location : New Zealand
Supports : funny
El_indian wrote:what do you get when you jump into the red sea?
you get wet
I2eds_AVA-
- Posts : 214
Age : 33
Location : Staffordshire
I only have racist or sexist ones 
Not even jokes, just facts
Not even jokes, just facts
H-T-W14i-
- Posts : 447
Location : England
I heard there was a fight at the fish and chip shop last night
Apparently the fish got battered.
Budum Tshhhh
Apparently the fish got battered.
Budum Tshhhh
Pippo-
- Formerly known as : Pippo Inzaghi
Posts : 30777
I entered a contest to see who had the biggest boner.
Wow, talk about stiff competition.
Wow, talk about stiff competition.
Walcott-
- Posts : 14547
Location : at the stewards with Lewis Hamilton.
Supports : Arsenal & Lewis Hamilton.
What's the worst part of a one night stand in Wales?
Having to pick the wool off your cock.
Mate sent me that 1 earlier.
Having to pick the wool off your cock.
Mate sent me that 1 earlier.
Pippo-
- Formerly known as : Pippo Inzaghi
Posts : 30777
Ever heard of that guy Perry Ard? What a lucky fellow.
More or less every girl had had him more than once.
More or less every girl had had him more than once.
Zzonked-
- Posts : 24290
Age : 32
A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.
And that's just the first guy :troll:
And that's just the first guy :troll:
Danny-
- Posts : 55218
Age : 29
Location : Burscough
Girl: Ever met someone as hot as me in bed? ;p
Boy: Uhmm...Yeah just the one.
Girl: Ohh...
Boy: Yeah she's got the same hair colour.
Girl: ...
Boy: Same surname. Lives at this address. Looks a lot like you!
Girl: Awwww...That's so sw..
Boy: Yeah your mum's awesome.
Boy: Uhmm...Yeah just the one.
Girl: Ohh...
Boy: Yeah she's got the same hair colour.
Girl: ...
Boy: Same surname. Lives at this address. Looks a lot like you!
Girl: Awwww...That's so sw..
Boy: Yeah your mum's awesome.
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