General Jokes Thread

You two are just angling for a fight really.

At least the funeral song was good.

Cod Touch This by MC Hammer Shark

Salmonella has really hit the water recently, eh Forest?

Pip wrote:Salmonella has really hit the water recently, eh Forest?

Aye.

I shaved my tentacles earlier and found crabs in there!

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:Salmonella has really hit the water recently, eh Forest?

Aye.

I shaved my tentacles earlier and found crabs in there!

Holy mackeral!

You should go see a Nurse Shark straight away annd get tested.

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:Salmonella has really hit the water recently, eh Forest?

Aye.

I shaved my tentacles earlier and found crabs in there!

Holy mackeral!

You should go see a Nurse Shark straight away annd get tested.

I did. The Nurse Shark was really bangtidy though, so I passed on the crabs after showing my Muscles.

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:Salmonella has really hit the water recently, eh Forest?

Aye.

I shaved my tentacles earlier and found crabs in there!

Holy mackeral!

You should go see a Nurse Shark straight away annd get tested.

I did. The Nurse Shark was really bangtidy though, so I passed on the crabs after showing my Muscles.

She came to me. Seaweed and we found that she had Clamidia.

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:Salmonella has really hit the water recently, eh Forest?

Aye.

I shaved my tentacles earlier and found crabs in there!

Holy mackeral!

You should go see a Nurse Shark straight away annd get tested.

I did. The Nurse Shark was really bangtidy though, so I passed on the crabs after showing my Muscles.

She came to me. Seaweed and we found that she had Clamidia.

My god.

Does it Stingray?

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Aye.

I shaved my tentacles earlier and found crabs in there!

Holy mackeral!

You should go see a Nurse Shark straight away annd get tested.

I did. The Nurse Shark was really bangtidy though, so I passed on the crabs after showing my Muscles.

She came to me. Seaweed and we found that she had Clamidia.

My god.

Does it Stingray?

Terribly. Worst anbyones ever seen. We had to Octorate straight away.

That Shore does sound like it Cod of been a serious problem

forestfcfan wrote:That Shore does sound like it Cod of been a serious problem

The Tench-ion mounts.

I was watching the Ashes and noticed a Fish on the pitch.

That's what I get for watching from a Birds Eye view

What do you get if you cross a comedic fish with a cat?

A purrhaha.

My girlfriend is the fittest fish in the sea, loads of other fish wanted her.

I must say, there's a lot of Jelly Fish out there.

I was doing a Maths test when I had to see the Coralation between the crosses.

I got a C on the test.

I weighed myself on some scales the other day

The fish couldn't take my weight

Why do fish never get breaks?

Because they are always in schools.

Have you heard of that band Trouting for Girls?

Omg this thread is an autoricity of all things good

forestfcfan wrote:Have you heard of that band Trouting for Girls?

Nah. I always thought Elfish Presley was decent. Theres a tribute act of him tonight. Shoal we go see him?

Fishoff...bloody shell

Oh my god.

Kuled wrote:Oh my god.

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Don't you mean 'Oh My Cod?'

I think he meant Holy Shrimp!

I've haddock 'nuff of you people. Don't like? Don't read then.

Do you like fishsticks?

I'm on a Sea Bass diet.

Whenever I see Bass, I eat it.

I think I'm hallucinating.


I can Sea Horse

You guys are getting ridiculox with this.

forestfcfan wrote:I think I'm hallucinating.


I can Sea Horse

Heard an Austrian Madman was crossed wih a Swiss Footballer as well as a sea mammal.

It was called Adolph Inler.