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    Post by Lux Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:03 am

    Mal wrote:Honestly take them to somewhere like Peckham, Brixton, Edmonton or Hackney in London or Moss side in Manchester, make sure they have iPod headphones in and they'll be dead in no time. Neutral


    Take them to Camden tbh. Anything of value makes you stick out.
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    Post by Guest Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:10 am

    Put petrol on your fingers then finger there fanny or bumhole.

    Then you pull out a lighter..
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    Post by Guest Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:33 am

    (polskaGOLA) wrote:Make them listen to Rolo's music for longer than an hour.

    Laughing
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    Post by Guest Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:01 am

    Shooting them in the chest three times usually works, I mean, you can shoot them in the head too but, come on, let the guy at least have an open casket, I mean if you're really going to kill someone, no reason you have to be an ass about it.
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    Post by Torresxvilla Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:37 am

    Royal wrote:
    James wrote:PS: I did say delete not move you retard.
    Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral

    No you cock.

    Ban?

    Cool
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    Post by Cornholio Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:32 am

    Carve an oddly shaped, sharp piece of ice.

    When they're looking for the oddly shaped object, it will have melted.

    I think they can't do you if they don't have the murder weapon.
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    Post by LeBron Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:52 am

    Get a frozen leg of lamb

    Beat them to death with it

    Cook it, and feed it to the police.


    WINNNNN

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