What's the best way?
PS: I did say delete not move you retard.
PS: I did say delete not move you retard.
Last edited by James on Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:56 am; edited 1 time in total
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luke.
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Murder
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Last edited by James on Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:56 am; edited 1 time in total
Royal-
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Age : 30
Tie them to a chair and throw conkers at their head until they die.
Guest- Guest
Poison them.
Doesn't leave a mess, but you need a bit of patience.
Doesn't leave a mess, but you need a bit of patience.
Guest- Guest
When they don't expect it, jump out in front of them naked. Scare 'em to death.
If that doesn't work, smother them with your foreskin.
If that doesn't work, smother them with your foreskin.
Mal-
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Age : 33
If you want it to be painless for them then carbonmonoxide is the best way. They'll fall asleep before they die. 
Kris-
- Posts : 842
Age : 32
Location : Surprisingly close to Lyngby stadium, Denmark
Blunt force trauma with a wodden baseball bat. Burn the bat afterwards.
If blood comes over your clothes, burn them too.
If blood comes over your clothes, burn them too.
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Posting about it on an internet forum probably won't help with that..
LeBron-
- Formerly known as : Spider
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Age : 31
Supports : Man Red.
Cliff.
Push.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - SPLAT.
Push.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - SPLAT.
Mal-
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Dan wrote:Posting about it on an internet forum probably won't help with that..
Kuled-
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After the murder is complete I can sell this thread to the sun and make a shit load of money 
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Dan wrote:Posting about it on an internet forum probably won't help with that..
I'm relying on admin deleting it when I have my answer.
dena-
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Location : only place to find base heads and hot women
Kill them in their dreams, Inception style.
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James wrote:Dan wrote:Posting about it on an internet forum probably won't help with that..
I'm relying on admin deleting it when I have my answer.
Coolio.
Who you gon' kill?
Mal-
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Age : 33
Honestly take them to somewhere like Peckham, Brixton, Edmonton or Hackney in London or Moss side in Manchester, make sure they have iPod headphones in and they'll be dead in no time.
Sean-
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Age : 30
Kill them softly with your song?
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Gonna get someone else to do it for me, easier.
Mal can I borrow some money?
Mal can I borrow some money?
Guest- Guest
Take them on the Ungerground and tell them to run..
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May as well delete this seeing as no one gave any amusing suggestions. Boring cunts.
Guest- Guest
FIFA will do it. They've already agreed to the murder of many black fans in 2018..
Sean-
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Sorry James, what are we clowns, here to amuse you?
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Sean CFC wrote:Sorry James, what are we clowns, here to amuse you?
Pretty much, yeah.
Ben-
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Location : Leeds
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I like Royal's idea
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Make them listen to Rolo's music for longer than an hour.
luke.-
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Location : Belfast
Cyanide :---:
Royal-
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& Happinessluke. wrote:Cyanide :---:
Jord-
- Formerly known as : SUPAH BURNLEY!
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I will kill somebody one day
Royal-
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Age : 30
James wrote:PS: I did say delete not move you retard.
No you cock.
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