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I traced our form back to when our Steven Gerrard was sidelined. Not surprising.

Who is our Steven Gerrard?

I'm joking, but it's Jord.

Understood. But yes, the termination of the Gears Squad's contracts has really helped us push on.

No-one?

Is anyone else playing?

Give it five minutes.

What about that guy, Barton? Is he even on this forum?

He is, used to be JMB 94.

I am available, fellows.

Sorry, pulled out of my run because I didn't want to force you into passing.

What a bunch of cunts.

What a way to cap off an absolutely terrible match.

Great vision, Witcher.

Every goal we score seems to involve one touch from each of us, it is such beautiful teamwork.

Pathetic by me. 50% pass completion, and I missed countless opportunities to play in you two.

Bogdan, you were coming too deep. I can get it to the final third most of the time.

Not keen on 3421, shit having a useless cunt at LF who steals my headers.

Great goal, Witcher.

Witcher for the win!

As team captain for this match, I think I am going to have to have a word with Bogdan about his diving. We do not want for him or this club to get a reputation.

Glen Damon wrote:Every goal we score seems to involve one touch from each of us, it is such beautiful teamwork.

Scratch that.

Our worst performance for some time, not that it mattered.

Clever tactics by that team, to be fair. The lack of a goalie put us off.

FUCK.

Passing when having a tap in.

I saw that, Witcher.

Oh well, we win again thanks to an own goal. We are turning into Stoke.

I'll retire after this.

Same. Supper is about to be served in the Damon household.

Great clearance Glen. Saved my ass.

Eternal, the Kardashian slayer.