The tennis thread.

NZG wrote:

Chip wrote:and then he pulls out a picture of a Ginger fellow....

It is fairly obvious this person is an illegal immigrant in my country. I should call the immigration offices so they can deport you and your family away from our beautiful country.

But in all seriousness you talk about how I will fail at getting Julia, yet you all fail to comprehend that there is a chance she will actually like me. I am confident I can make her like me as I am going to extreme lengths to be the best I can be for our meeting.

The government wouldn't even dare touch my dad with this bullshit. They'll most likely deport you.

Nothing will make her see past the fact that you are just a fan, asking her out on a date. She will politely say no.

Chip wrote:

NZG wrote:

The government wouldn't even dare touch my dad with this bullshit. They'll most likely deport you.

Nothing will make her see past the fact that you are just a fan, asking her out on a date. She will politely say no.

I doubt they would deport the typical kiwi over a muslim who if he ever feels suicidal will consider blowing up all famous landmarks of New Zealand (SkyTower and Harbour Bridge)

Chip wrote:I doubt they would deport the typical kiwi over a muslim who if he ever feels suicidal will consider blowing up all famous landmarks of New Zealand (SkyTower and Harbour Bridge)

NZG wrote:

Chip wrote:

I doubt they would deport the typical kiwi over a muslim who if he ever feels suicidal will consider blowing up all famous landmarks of New Zealand (SkyTower and Harbour Bridge)

No such thing.

Refer to paul henry for proof. They'll deport a stupid kid over one of the best engineers in new zealand.

El_indian wrote:

Chip wrote:I doubt they would deport the typical kiwi over a muslim who if he ever feels suicidal will consider blowing up all famous landmarks of New Zealand (SkyTower and Harbour Bridge)

Chip I want to be there when you ask her out,

I'll be cheering for you.

Maybe we can do a little skit where you save my life in front of her?

And I can say something like "Hey Mr, you're the greatest guy ever, thanks for saving my life!"

NZG wrote:

No such thing.

Refer to paul henry for proof. They'll deport a stupid kid over one of the best engineers in new zealand.

El_indian wrote:



Chip I want to be there when you ask her out,

I'll be cheering for you.

Maybe we can do a little skit where you save my life in front of her?

And I can say something like "Hey Mr, you're the greatest guy ever, thanks for saving my life!"

Chip wrote:

You mean the same 'engineer' who walked into his physics exam looked at the paper and said

WTF IS THIS SHIT...


Send us yo number dawg and we can sort something out [/qoute]
I was talking about my dad dumbshit

NZG wrote:

The same engineer who can't work a simple quote function on an internet forum?