Yo

My names Sam B, some of y'all may recognise me. I once had a chart topping hit, 'Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?'. Man, that shit was epic. I had fame, I had fortunes, I had girls and I had fast cars. I never wanted that shit to end. I tried more songs, and more, but they just wouldn't catch on. Everyone would demand that I sing Who Do You VooDoo, wouldn't give my new shit a chance. I thought my time was over, until I received the call from the manager of the Royal Palms Hotel Resort asking me to play a gig at an exclusive party. It may not seem huge, but there were some pretty wealthy people there man. This could be my last chance, so here I am sat in the hotel internet cafe on the Playmaker before I hit up stage. Peace out.

What...

Everyone knows me? I topped the charts man!

Never heard of it, never heard of you.

Welcome. I am actually a massive fan of your work. All of it.

Good luck bro.

Pippo Inzaghi and Zlatan, you guys are cool. I'll give you both VIP tickets to my next gig.


But ClarkY - I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass bitch.

Cya.

I would challenge you to a rap battle, but it'd be too easy

Sam B wrote:Pippo Inzaghi and Zlatan, you guys are cool. I'll give you both VIP tickets to my next gig.
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Want to be my Playmaker buddy? It'd mean a lot. I could brag that I have you, Sam B, as a friend and they'd be all jelly.

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Sam B wrote:Pippo Inzaghi and Zlatan, you guys are cool. I'll give you both VIP tickets to my next gig.
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Want to be my Playmaker buddy? It'd mean a lot. I could brag that I have you, Sam B, as a friend and they'd be all jelly.

Pip, do your managerial duty. See if you can recruit this guy to play clubs

Zlatan wrote:

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Want to be my Playmaker buddy? It'd mean a lot. I could brag that I have you, Sam B, as a friend and they'd be all jelly.

Pip, do your managerial duty. See if you can recruit this guy to play clubs

Does he have a PS3?

Do you have a PS3 Sam B?

Zlatan wrote:Do you have a PS3 Sam B?

Well he is in Banoi (Singapore) atm, so aay from a PS3, so all we can do is wish him good luck.

ClarkY wrote:I would challenge you to a rap battle, but it'd be too easy

Challenge accepted.


So I hear that you wanted to challenge me?
Well i'm the world famous Sammy B
I got so much money and cars and snatch
Your achievements just don't match

Sam B wrote:

ClarkY wrote:I would challenge you to a rap battle, but it'd be too easy

Challenge accepted.


So I hear that you wanted to challenge me?
Well i'm the world famous Sammy B
I got so much money and cars and snatch
Your achievements just don't match

OOOOOOOOOHHHH!

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Sam B wrote:Pippo Inzaghi and Zlatan, you guys are cool. I'll give you both VIP tickets to my next gig.
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Want to be my Playmaker buddy? It'd mean a lot. I could brag that I have you, Sam B, as a friend and they'd be all jelly.

Sure thing dude. I just ask 1 thing of you? Could you type: who do you voodoo? into Youtube and post my song in the Chat thread? No newbies can post links in 7 days, what is this shit?

Sam B wrote:

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Want to be my Playmaker buddy? It'd mean a lot. I could brag that I have you, Sam B, as a friend and they'd be all jelly.

Sure thing dude. I just ask 1 thing of you? Could you type: who do you voodoo? into Youtube and post my song in the Chat thread? No newbies can post links in 7 days, what is this shit?

Way ahead of you pal.



That rule is by Forumotion, not Mal, (owner of the forum)

Pippo, you are magnificent!

I do have a PS3 also, I just don't get much chance to play it all with touring and partying and shit like that. I'll you guys when I return to NY

Sam B wrote:Pippo, you are magnificent!

I do have a PS3 also, I just don't get much chance to play it all with touring and partying and shit like that. I'll you guys when I return to NY

Give me your PSN and i'll add you. You can play Fifa Clubs with us.

VooDoo_SamB


I'll accept you sometime in the near future. I play soccer games usually.

Ah ok. What do you think of Singapore then?

Splashy wrote:

Sup Splashy. You a fan or hater?

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:Ah ok. What do you think of Singapore then?

It's a beautiful country from what I've experienced. But all I did was perform a 2 hour gig then jump straight on the boat to Papua New Guinea. Perform a gig there, and then I headed out to the beautiful tropical island of Banoi where i'll be performing tonight.

Sam B wrote:

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:Ah ok. What do you think of Singapore then?

It's a beautiful country from what I've experienced. But all I did was perform a 2 hour gig then jump straight on the boat to Papua New Guinea. Perform a gig there, and then I headed out to the beautiful tropical island of Banoi where i'll be performing tonight.

Papua New Guinea !!!



That is a short boat ride from the Solomon Islands!!! What did you think of New Guinea? I hear it's nice, but it is a bit dodgy, you know, with the canibals and all that.

Again, from what I seemed it wasn't too bad. Nightlife was pretty good, but the canibals were pretty dodgy. I had to be escorted off the boat by 20 odd policemen as it was dark and they usually lurk around the ports to attack newcomers.

You a fan of Solomon Islands I take it? Man that place rocks! My favourite gig took place there. It's where I met up with my good pal Totori from the National Football team.

Sam B wrote:Again, from what I seemed it wasn't too bad. Nightlife was pretty good, but the canibals were pretty dodgy. I had to be escorted off the boat by 20 odd policemen as it was dark and they usually lurk around the ports to attack newcomers.

You a fan of Solomon Islands I take it? Man that place rocks! My favourite gig took place there. It's where I met up with my good pal Totori from the National Football team.

Totori!!!! What's he like? My favourite Solomon Footballer!!! I want to live there too.



You are amazing Sam B. Fucking fantastic...

Such a lovely place, you should live there man. I'm thinking about getting my own apartment out there even. I usually stay with Totori whenever I go visit. He's such a sound guy, you two would deffo be good pals. He's into videogame music from Spyro. Blowhard is his favourite character by far. We both love that guy. He also loves my rap music too.


You are also amazing Pippo, gave me such a warm welcome to your community unlike that cunt called Danny

Sam B wrote:Such a lovely place, you should live there man. I'm thinking about getting my own apartment out there even. I usually stay with Totori whenever I go visit. He's such a sound guy, you two would deffo be good pals. He's into videogame music from Spyro. Blowhard is his favourite character by far. We both love that guy. He also loves my rap music too.


You are also amazing Pippo, gave me such a warm welcome to your community unlike that cunt called Danny

Ah. Sam B, you lead a very spiffing lifestyle.