Funny family stories

Sean wrote:Do you have any funny stories you've been told about your family?

My uncle heard that if you tell the council there was a fire in your house you get some money to help with the costs, So he lied and told them there was. A few days later he gets a knock at the door, he answers the door and the guy says he's here about the fire, so my uncle panics and goes up to the room he said there was a fire in, and thinks I have to make it looklike a fire, so he trashes the place, rubbing boot polish on the Walls, tearing the curtains boots his bed and breaks his toe in the process, so he comes down exhausted and with his room destroyed only to see the guy kneeling down fixing the electric fire in the living room, basically the guy had just come to fix the fire heard a massive ruckus upstairs and saw my uncle come down bleeding and exhausted, poor guy must have thought he was about to be murdered

Sean wrote:Once my granda ate an entire multi-pack of salt 'n' shakes, because he didn't realise you had to salt them yourself and kept thinking he got a dodgy packet

Ché Guayaba wrote:In the late 70's my dad's friend an illegal immigrant got tired of the police raids, the chases and the round ups that where common practice back then so one day he said, "fuck it, I'm going back" after a round up ICE was boarding immigrants on to a bus that would send everyone back to their country of origin so my dad's friend runs out his house or whatever with luggage yelling at the ICE officers, "Im illegal! I'm illegal, No Speak English! Send me back Send me back!" the bus just left him. Supposedly he tried this two more times on different occasions before giving up.

Ché Guayaba wrote:In the late 70's my dad's friend an illegal immigrant got tired of the police raids, the chases and the round ups that where common practice back then so one day he said, "fuck it, I'm going back" after a round up ICE was boarding immigrants on to a bus that would send everyone back to their country of origin so my dad's friend runs out his house or whatever with luggage yelling at the ICE officers, "Im illegal! I'm illegal, No Speak English! Send me back Send me back!" the bus just left him. Supposedly he tried this two more times on different occasions before giving up.

kyro7 wrote:My nan died.

Dan wrote:My Grandad once bought Fairy Liquid from a shop, went outside and started squirting people with it.

Dan wrote:My Grandad once bought Fairy Liquid from a shop, went outside and started squirting people with it.

Dean wrote:I was crazy when I was a kid. I used to go round butting walls.

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:

Dean wrote:I was crazy when I was a kid. I used to go round butting walls.

Fuck that shit.

SBSP wrote:

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:

Dean wrote:I was crazy when I was a kid. I used to go round butting walls.

Fuck that shit.

Wouldn't that hurt more?

SBSP wrote:

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:

Dean wrote:I was crazy when I was a kid. I used to go round butting walls.

Fuck that shit.

Wouldn't that hurt more?

Zzonked wrote:When my dad was at uni he got pissed and fell asleep at the student union somehow.

When he woke up he was on a coach to London for a protest which had left from the SU. They had assumed that he was there to go with them so just put him on.

SBSP wrote:

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:

Dean wrote:I was crazy when I was a kid. I used to go round butting walls.

Fuck that shit.

Wouldn't that hurt more?

Blackpool Rule wrote:

Zzonked wrote:When my dad was at uni he got pissed and fell asleep at the student union somehow.

When he woke up he was on a coach to London for a protest which had left from the SU. They had assumed that he was there to go with them so just put him on.

me and my mates when on the bus to protest becasue we wanted to go london for the day and wanted a free ride

Sean wrote:Do you have any funny stories you've been told about your family?

My uncle heard that if you tell the council there was a fire in your house you get some money to help with the costs, So he lied and told them there was. A few days later he gets a knock at the door, he answers the door and the guy says he's here about the fire, so my uncle panics and goes up to the room he said there was a fire in, and thinks I have to make it looklike a fire, so he trashes the place, rubbing boot polish on the Walls, tearing the curtains boots his bed and breaks his toe in the process, so he comes down exhausted and with his room destroyed only to see the guy kneeling down fixing the electric fire in the living room, basically the guy had just come to fix the fire heard a massive ruckus upstairs and saw my uncle come down bleeding and exhausted, poor guy must have thought he was about to be murdered