This guy i knows gf asked him to piss on her and he did it and it turns them both on. 
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Has a girl ever asked you to piss on her (srs)
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Some R Kelly shit.
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In before Yo' momma.
But no. I don't really know how I'd react. Unless I was bursting for a pee I guess..
But no. I don't really know how I'd react. Unless I was bursting for a pee I guess..
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Nothing like a nice golden shower to turn people on
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You sure you're not talking about you and your girlfriend right now? 
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No but one chick once wanted me to blow my load in her, I'm like... you know this will make you pregnant right? 
Bitches be wild
Bitches be wild
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dena wrote:No but one chick once wanted me to blow my load in her, I'm like... you know this will make you pregnant right?
Bitches be wild
But if she's on top, gravity and all that..
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Nah else i would have said "i pissed on my girlfriend."Bogdan wrote:You sure you're not talking about you and your girlfriend right now?
lulz.
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dena wrote:No but one chick once wanted me to blow my load in her, I'm like... you know this will make you pregnant right?
Bitches be wild
Dude just make her sneeze after sex then she wont get pregnant!!
DUHHHHH
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Is this a piss take...?
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Well...at least she didn't ask for a steamy dump on her
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I never got what people meant by steamy dump until a few months ago when I took one and literally saw white smoke, super mind fuck yo.
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Forest wrote:Is this a piss take...?
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A little pee ain't shit compared to that sneaky finger into your asshole, it's like bitch, you could of at least cut your finger nails. Shit.
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Re: Has a girl ever asked you to piss on her (srs)
by menalawyerguy Thu May 05, 2011 7:31 am
hahaha I was gonna post the Chappelle skit
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Re: Has a girl ever asked you to piss on her (srs)
by menalawyerguy Thu May 05, 2011 7:36 am
At least I can post the remix
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Haters gonna hate
Lovers wanna love
I dont even want
none of the above
I want to piss on you
Lovers wanna love
I dont even want
none of the above
I want to piss on you
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Cadbury wrote:Forest wrote:Is this a piss take...?
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ew.
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Jess wrote:ew.
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I wouldn't even touch the pooper, so I don't know how I would react to a situation in the OP.
I'd probably be turned off right away.
Plus isn't it impossible to piss with a boner anyway?
Not to mention the mess.
I'd probably be turned off right away.
Plus isn't it impossible to piss with a boner anyway?
Not to mention the mess.
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polska. wrote:I wouldn't even touch the pooper, so I don't know how I would react to a situation in the OP.
I'd probably be turned off right away.
Plus isn't it impossible to piss with a boner anyway?
Not to mention the mess.
It's not impossible
But yeah.....if a girl asked me to piss on her I'd instantly be turned off. I have standards after all
.......any girl who is turned on by that shit is below me.
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Impossible to piss with a boner? Since when? I do it all the time, it's a bit weird though, cause your thang has to go from sex mode to piss mode and it takes a while.
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Re: Has a girl ever asked you to piss on her (srs)
by Scuba Steve Sat May 07, 2011 1:11 pm
polska a virgin? I thought with the trannies... nevermind.
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Dena, you probably mean a morning wood or something.
It's not impossible with a morning wood cause ur dick aint fully erect. I am pretty sure when your dick is fully erect and hard the muscle squeezes and closes the part where your piss comes from.
Oh yah and Scuba, you remind me... gotta change my status.
It's not impossible with a morning wood cause ur dick aint fully erect. I am pretty sure when your dick is fully erect and hard the muscle squeezes and closes the part where your piss comes from.
Oh yah and Scuba, you remind me... gotta change my status.
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Lux-
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dena wrote:Impossible to piss with a boner? Since when? I do it all the time, it's a bit weird though, cause your thang has to go from sex mode to piss mode and it takes a while.
The transition can be extremely long/sometimes painful
I don't really know.....but it's like there's a "blockage" and you have to force the piss through
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Aiming is probably the trickiest bit. Sometimes it hurts when you have to hold it down.Lux wrote:dena wrote:Impossible to piss with a boner? Since when? I do it all the time, it's a bit weird though, cause your thang has to go from sex mode to piss mode and it takes a while.
The transition can be extremely long/sometimes painful
I don't really know.....but it's like there's a "blockage" and you have to force the piss through
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SBSP wrote:Aiming is probably the trickiest bit. Sometimes it hurts when you have to hold it down.
That's standard for me.......having big feet and all (which means.......)
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Larger toes?
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