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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:53 am

    I remember back in 2002 when David Beckham broke his metatarsal against Deportivo, there was a picture of his foot in the newspaper. It asked it's readers to touch the foot, in the hope it would heal in time for the 2002 World Cup.

    Therefore, I am asking the members of the forum to touch this goalpost, in the hope that Fernando Torres will find it once again not worthy


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    Post by dena Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:54 am

    Won't he just hit the post then?
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:54 am

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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:54 am

    dena wrote:Won't he just hit the post then?
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    Post by Sean Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:54 am

    If he hits the post we wont score though? (unless it goes off the post and in)
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:54 am

    dena wrote:Won't he just hit the post then?

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    Post by Kuled Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:56 am

    Dena hehe
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:56 am

    Not necessarily. A goalpost is what you call the goal as a whole Simples
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    Post by luke. Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:56 am

    Woody wrote:Not necessarily. A goalpost is what you call the goal as a whole Simples

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    Post by Fanatic Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:57 am

    Don't touch it!
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    Post by Sean Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:57 am

    Dena used the joke first Help Torres score a goal 881856
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:58 am

    A Goalpost = the goal

    A goal = the term when you put the put into the goalpost

    A post = part of the goalpost



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    Post by Kuled Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:04 am

    I touched the stands
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    Post by Cadbury Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:05 am

    I missed the goal.
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:24 am

    dena wrote:Won't he just hit the post then?

    Oh Dena, I love you.
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    Post by GK01 Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:28 am

    Cadbury wrote:I missed the goal.

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    Post by ShakerMatty Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:29 am

    but this is at emirates so wont this therefore help arsenal score goals? whistle
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    Post by samiz Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:29 am

    I touched the goal but then drew a linesman with his flag raised shifty
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:31 am

    Cadbury wrote:I missed the goal.
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    Post by SBSP Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:27 am

    dena wrote:Won't he just hit the post then?
    rofl
    Cadbury wrote:I missed the goal.
    rofl
    samiz wrote:I touched the goal but then drew a linesman with his flag raised shifty
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    This thread as a whole. rofl rofl rofl
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    Post by Vexxed Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:12 am

    I touched the goal but then noticed my own goalkeeper standing beside me ...
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:08 pm

    Show us where the bad man touched you.
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    Post by Guest Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:08 pm

    I touched row Z Razz
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    Post by birminghamcity79 Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:43 am

    Woody wrote:Not necessarily. A goalpost is what you call the goal as a whole Help Torres score a goal 225495

    why not just say touch the goal instead of specifically the post

    either way this is just stupid
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    Post by Guest Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:44 am

    Torres will not score a goal in his next game.
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    Post by Cornholio Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:49 am

    I got bored and touched myself Embarassed
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    Post by Guest Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:24 am

    If Torres scores in the next game, it'll be down to my magic touch
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    Post by Guest Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:25 am

    Woody wrote:If Torres scores in the next game, it'll be down to my magic touch
    More like rapist touch.
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    Post by Kuled Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:26 am

    kyro7 wrote:Torres will not score a goal in his next game.
    Fuck off you jinx -_-
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    Post by Guest Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:33 am

    My touch helped Torres to score not worthy
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