Sam Allardyce

Allardyce insisted however: "I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid.

"It wouldn't be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time.

"Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same, it wouldn't be a problem.

"It's not where I'm suited to, it's just where I've been for most of the time.

"It's not a problem to take me into the higher reaches of the ChampionsLeague or Premier League and would make my job a lot easier in winningit."


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is there a video for this? This press conference has exploded on twitter with his quotes. I want to see his face as he says all of this lol

I believe he could

What a big fat fucking walrus.

I don't see why he couldn't. He has always over achieved despite budgets he is given. He knows what needs to be done to gain results. I wouldn't be against him having a crack at the England job if i'm honest.

James wrote:I don't see why he couldn't. He has always over achieved despite budgets he is given. He knows what needs to be done to gain results. I wouldn't be against him having a crack at the England job if i'm honest.

Working with a budget and working with top players and a big budget is completely different.

Would love to hear the jeers in the Bernabeu when they start watching Pepe hoof the ball up to Higuain game after game.

I bet he's trollin

Doubt it. You'd be hard pressed to find a man more smug and self-praising than Sam. Even Mourinho doesn't match up.

He is a delusional fool is Allardyce.