An Ode to P.Wride (deleted from EA)

To my precious Mr Wride
your wife is fat and so wide
I saw her driving down the road
there's a sticker on the car
it says "heavy load"

You know my rhyming is thee shíz
I want to cover you in my jízz

Your a cóck sucking arséwipe
I bid you goodnight
I'm off to go spoon your wife.

A message to you wife:

Hey baby your so sweet
I've been watching you recently,
can we meet?

I touch myself, thinking of you
you make me explode my sticky glue,

I'll bend you over,
spread your cheeks
take an aim and watch you squeak.

I noticed your jubblies wobbling at me
they remind me of Mercades from Glee

Your huge áss full of cream
oh how I wish i could make you scream

thanks for the fun, my filthy whóre
I've left you a tip, taped to the door

I'll bend you over,
spread your cheeks
take an aim and watch you squeak.



Best bit

LMFAO

Absolute class.

Thank you.

Took me half hour to write that, just to get instant banned.

CrossProjection wrote:Thank you.

Took me half hour to write that, just to get instant banned.

Can I borrow it?

Go for it James, just remember to mention the original author.
(ComeOnToast)

How did you do it?

Cause I can't even post on the damn thing and I am not banned.

I bought a Proxy Server

No, I can't post on the forums at all and I am not banned ...



Can't even make a thread...

Fantastic.

I are confuses

She is fat, and you want to spread your load on her?

Class

Haha that's gold.

He can't get a wife

Seems like we have another Poet, i'll have to insult this P.Wride in a poem aswell then, I havn't done that yet.

Anyway, tikkaboo son, class

great

Pip wrote:No, I can't post on the forums at all and I am not banned ...



Can't even make a thread...

Are you still looking at the old forum? The migrated to a new forum. Here is the link: http://forum.ea.com/uk/forums/show/36.page

i admire ur attempts but i dont think your abc 123 nursery rhyming skills are worth reading. for something which could take u 30 minutes i could write 7 better longer poems.

The whole idea of it is supost to be simple. I would write a very long complex poem any day. Just that would confuse simple people.

That's class

You watch Glee ?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaay