What song would you sing?

As you know, when Chelsea sign a new player they have to stand up and sing a song to the rest of the team before their first away game.


Torres and Benayoun sang 'You'll never walk alone'


What would you sing and why?


I would sing...

Who said Torres sung YNWA?

I heard nothing official about anything, unlike Benayoun

I can't remember, but shut up and answer the question.

I would also do the dance as well.

I would sing this so i can dance to it.

I might sing that as well




You're meant to say why

You didn't say why.

inb4 Blowhard does it

Radiohead - Creep
Toybox - Tarzan
Bye bye Baby

I fucking miss Torres.

NGreat wrote:Radiohead - Creep
Toybox - Tarzan
Bye bye Baby

I fucking miss Torres.

In reference to that cunt.

Hang on, I've thought of a funnier one.

Barbie Girl by Abba.
"Life as Plastic, it's fantastic"

Chelsea, Plastic, you get it?

NGreat wrote:Hang on, I've thought of a funnier one.

Barbie Girl by Abba.
"Life as Plastic, it's fantastic"

Chelsea, Plastic, you get it?

Barbie Girl in reference to T*rres?

Dan wrote:

NGreat wrote:Radiohead - Creep
Toybox - Tarzan
Bye bye Baby

I fucking miss Torres.

In reference to that cunt.

Cunt = me or Fernando?

Dan wrote:

NGreat wrote:Hang on, I've thought of a funnier one.

Barbie Girl by Abba.
"Life as Plastic, it's fantastic"

Chelsea, Plastic, you get it?

Barbie Girl in reference to T*rres?

Oh, come now Dan.
He's a dick for leaving for moving to Chelsea but we're being a little harsh on him

NGreat wrote:

Dan wrote:

NGreat wrote:Hang on, I've thought of a funnier one.

Barbie Girl by Abba.
"Life as Plastic, it's fantastic"

Chelsea, Plastic, you get it?

Barbie Girl in reference to T*rres?

Oh, come now Dan.
He's a dick for leaving for moving to Chelsea but we're being a little harsh on him

Get out.

No Dan, I will not get out .

Just to wind John terry up



Or this just to remind Terry to leave my wife or girlfriend alone

I would sing this.