How many minutes till Jimmy Bullard....

Just a bit of fun, you basically predict how many minutes till each of these happen. 1 game = 90 minutes so if you don't think he'll miss a penalty till the 30 minutes into the 3rd game then just add the time up. 90+90+30 = 210


1. Pulls out of a tackle - 7 minutes
2. Gets injured - 112 minutes
3. Gets booed by the Hull fans - 0 minutes
4. Misses a penalty - 245 minutes
5. Gets subbed off - 67 minutes
6. Gets a haircut - 100000000 minutes
7. Leaves Hull - 900 minutes (hopefully)
8. Has another beer - 45 minutes ( no doubt he'll crack one up at half time )
9. Gets the coke out - 90 minutes (no doubt he'll be at it after the game)

Didn't realise you all disliked him so much..

Dan wrote:Didn't realise you all disliked him so much..

Yep. Apparently he is in the squad tonight. No doubt the posh fickle ones that just want the team to win and nothing else will cheer him.


Then you'll have the side i'm with who aren't fussed how the club does providing we have 11 boys on the field that give 100%.

What has he done (im slow)

Is he still on like 50k a week lol ?

mouseboy11 wrote:What has he done (im slow)

Half hearted peformances. Laughed after he missed a pen last season which basically sent us down. Gets arseholed most nights, doesn't matter if next day there is a game or not. Oh and he refused to take a wage defferal on his 45k a week wage to help us the cunt. Then he had chance to move to Celtic on loan for this season and he demanded 45k a week from them then asked Hull to give him an extra 25k a week!! So he was demanding 70k a week to go on loan to Celtic for the season.

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:Is he still on like 50k a week lol ?

45k.

Bullard is a cunt

Who's in your avatar? She looks familiar.. :doobie:

Beano wrote:Bullard is a cunt

Who's in your avatar? She looks familiar.. :doobie:

Theresa from Hollyoaks

Thought so :cobounce:

Bullard always seems like a nice down to earth guy but if these rumours about his contract are true they may be to do with the fact that he was in lower league football for a lot of his career - the reason he went to Hull in the first place was for a last big pay off anyway. 

Moving the Hull was easily the biggest mistake in Bullard's career. When Bullard was at Fulham he was quality and even getting England call-ups, god knows why he would want to join Hull, since he joined 'em hes been shite.

Hes utterly ruined his career. Is he injured or something? Because he hasn't even played so far this season.

Jimmy Bullard - this generations new Darren Anderton

JMB_94 wrote:Moving the Hull was easily the biggest mistake in Bullard's career. When Bullard was at Fulham he was quality and even getting England call-ups, god knows why he would want to join Hull, since he joined 'em hes been shite.

Hes utterly ruined his career. Is he injured or something? Because he hasn't even played so far this season.

He hasn't been injured. We refused to play him until the transfer window was open in a bid to get rid of him. He made his first start tonight and to be fair did okay.

Moving to Hull was not the biggest mistake for him at the time. We was in the top half of the Premiership need only a few more wins to secure it. The problem was we bought him injured and his first game he got injured.

Everyone except the Hull board knew what was going to happen. Bullard was obviously delighted that a team was stupid enough to give him such a long contract, with massive pay when he's crocked!

Don't blame him for asking for the money you've promised him.

Luxz0rz wrote:Everyone except the Hull board knew what was going to happen. Bullard was obviously delighted that a team was stupid enough to give him such a long contract, with massive pay when he's crocked!

Don't blame him for asking for the money you've promised him.

Another ignorant person. Do you even know what a wage defferal is. And what gives him the right to demand 75k a week to go on loan for a year at Celtic, who at the time still had a chance of CL football.

James wrote:Another ignorant person. Do you even know what a wage defferal is. And what gives him the right to demand 75k a week to go on loan for a year at Celtic, who at the time still had a chance of CL football.

Yes I'm so ignorant because that's not what has happened right?.....

Do you even know what a wage deferral is? As I said....his contract entitles him to £45k per week and he doesn't have to accept less, and he doesn't have to go on loan to Celtic.

Does seem a bit odd that he'd reject Celtic if he could get the same wage but oh well....can't hate him...not his fault Hull signed him up for so long

Luxz0rz wrote:

James wrote:Another ignorant person. Do you even know what a wage defferal is. And what gives him the right to demand 75k a week to go on loan for a year at Celtic, who at the time still had a chance of CL football.

Yes I'm so ignorant because that's not what has happened right?.....

Do you even know what a wage deferral is? As I said....his contract entitles him to £45k per week and he doesn't have to accept less, and he doesn't have to go on loan to Celtic.

Does seem a bit odd that he'd reject Celtic if he could get the same wage but oh well....can't hate him...not his fault Hull signed him up for so long

A wage defferal makes sure he still gets that 45k a week. But instead for the time being he would only get say 30k a week. Then when our financial situation gets better, we would give him ALL money owed. E.g He could get 30k a week for the first a half of the year. Then the second have he'd be on 60k a week to make it up to him.

He rejected Celtic cos he expected 30k from Hull and 45k from Celtic. We was willing to pay 30k a week while he was on loan elsewhere because we was that desperate. Celtic refused to pay 45k a week on top of that though.

No doubt, if he keeps fit and plays well and takes up the table he will be bought in January. I think that is the plan of the management now.

James wrote:A wage defferal makes sure he still gets that 45k a week. But instead for the time being he would only get say 30k a week. Then when our financial situation gets better, we would give him ALL money owed. E.g He could get 30k a week for the first a half of the year. Then the second have he'd be on 60k a week to make it up to him.

Yes I know what it is......but you can't guarantee a player the money. Why? Because Hull are in so much debt you might not have any money left if he doesn't get it now. Do you really think you're going to fix your financial situation in half a year? It might be years or even never until he sees his money.....with no interest.

I respect those who do accept it......it's been asked of players at Watford in the past or we'd go into admin.....but you can't hate him for not accepting it....I'd be more annoyed with whoever got you into this financial mess.

James wrote:
He rejected Celtic cos he expected 30k from Hull and 45k from Celtic. We was willing to pay 30k a week while he was on loan elsewhere because we was that desperate. Celtic refused to pay 45k a week on top of that though.

No doubt, if he keeps fit and plays well and takes up the table he will be bought in January. I think that is the plan of the management now.

Well you might just need him if he stays fit.......

Luxz0rz wrote:

James wrote:A wage defferal makes sure he still gets that 45k a week. But instead for the time being he would only get say 30k a week. Then when our financial situation gets better, we would give him ALL money owed. E.g He could get 30k a week for the first a half of the year. Then the second have he'd be on 60k a week to make it up to him.

Yes I know what it is......but you can't guarantee a player the money. Why? Because Hull are in so much debt you might not have any money left if he doesn't get it now. Do you really think you're going to fix your financial situation in half a year? It might be years or even never until he sees his money.....with no interest.

I respect those who do accept it......it's been asked of players at Watford in the past or we'd go into admin.....but you can't hate him for not accepting it....I'd be more annoyed with whoever got you into this financial mess.

James wrote:
He rejected Celtic cos he expected 30k from Hull and 45k from Celtic. We was willing to pay 30k a week while he was on loan elsewhere because we was that desperate. Celtic refused to pay 45k a week on top of that though.

No doubt, if he keeps fit and plays well and takes up the table he will be bought in January. I think that is the plan of the management now.

Well you might just need him if he stays fit.......

I don't expect us to get out of this mess in half a year. And yes the money is guarenteed, he'd be one of the first to be paid off if the club went Pompey style.

Oh and we don't actually need him. Have you seen the quality in our midfield already?

I remember when everyone used to love the fucker.

James wrote:I don't expect us to get out of this mess in half a year. And yes the money is guarenteed, he'd be one of the first to be paid off if the club went Pompey style.

Oh and we don't actually need him. Have you seen the quality in our midfield already?

Well....the league table says otherwise

kyro7 wrote:I remember when everyone used to love the fucker.

Yep, he was the same at Fulham. Only thing is, Fulham isn't in the spotlight much and their fans are mostly casual. So as soon as he went a club with proper fans, everything got exposed.

Luxz0rz wrote:

James wrote:I don't expect us to get out of this mess in half a year. And yes the money is guarenteed, he'd be one of the first to be paid off if the club went Pompey style.

Oh and we don't actually need him. Have you seen the quality in our midfield already?

Well....the league table says otherwise

Yep but i'm sure we'd of started climbing the table with our quality. We let 19+ players leave in the summer, mostly first teamers. Brought a few in as well so they need time to gel.

James wrote:

Beano wrote:Bullard is a cunt

Who's in your avatar? She looks familiar.. :doobie:

Theresa from Hollyoaks

Noice.