How many goals will Ryan score at 5-a-side?

I've been waiting for this game for a while.

It's a team full of spaz's who bring their mums and wives and that to the game to cheer them on.

They've never won a game except for when their opponents haven't turned up so they get a 5-0 win by default.



The A-Team vs Parrstheball FC.

Now I've posted this they'll probably beat us

6.


I wanna play 5 a side.

Join a goals league. A bit expensive compared to others but very professionally done and the pitches are awesome. If you can't get a team together I think you can put your name on there website and they'll contact you about teams that are short on players each week.

I'm hoping to score more than 6. I got 5 against Robbo FC(I think) last week. This team really is shocking. I'm just hoping they don't stick the fat lad in goal, he's actually pretty awesome.

14.

kyro7 wrote:14.

That's more like it.

I feel I've put unneccessary pressure on myself now and am worried I won't score.

Ryan wrote:

kyro7 wrote:14.

That's more like it.

I feel I've put unneccessary pressure on myself now and am worried I won't score.

If you don't score at least 8 I'll be very disappointed.

5 was my record before. Games are only 12.5 minues a half.

4

Won 17-2. Pretty shocking and I couldn't get into it. Got 3. I let myself and you all down.

Haha you are a retard.

and there i was getting my hopes up for you. I even got Roy to send scouts out to watch you.

That may be so. But atleast I tried.

Ryan wrote:That may be so. But atleast I tried.

Tried to be a retard??

Well you succeeded.

Don't be so aidsful.

Retard.

Jealous. My goal tally >>>>>>> Yours

My whore tally >>>>>>>>> Yours

My James' mum tally >>>>>>> Yours

Ryan wrote:My James' mum tally >>>>>>> Yours

Whatever homo retard.

Good ole "No goals" James.

Oh well you got a hat-trick I suppose.

Ryan wrote:Won 17-2. Pretty shocking and I couldn't get into it. Got 3. I let myself and you all down.

I'm very disappointed.

Not bad for a fat bastard I guess.

Suck it Dan. I've lost over 2 stone. I'm very much near my optimum weight of being agile but still strong.

Ryan wrote:Suck it Dan. I've lost over 2 stone. I'm very much near my optimum weight of being agile but still strong.

Fuck sake. It's always sucking with you..

I'm just not comfortable with the full on gay shit yet.

Gay? Who said it was gay?.

Wow. Talk about mixed signals.

My bad.

For a 20 year old you do speak a lotof shit

North_Sea_Tiger wrote:For a 20 year old you do speak a lotof shit

Thanks?