Worst job ever?

What do you think would be the worst job ever?

I think it would be typing out instruction manuals.

Sitting in a motorway toll booth, collecting everyone's pound/dollar/euro and pressing a button.

Being in a call centre?

Jess wrote:Sitting in a motorway toll booth, collecting everyone's pound/dollar/euro and pressing a button.

I'd do it if I had to. Warm, simple, plenty of chance to read the paper and stuff. Only thing is, where the hell do they go for a shit?

yarnbury11 wrote:

Jess wrote:Sitting in a motorway toll booth, collecting everyone's pound/dollar/euro and pressing a button.

I'd do it if I had to. Warm, simple, plenty of chance to read the paper and stuff. Only thing is, where the hell do they go for a shit?

Exactly?!

Bet they are sitting on a toilet all along, crafty bastards.

A rubber band factory.

Football manager.

Night shift in some inner city car park.

Holding up a cardboard sign saying, "Domino's Pizza".

I have a friend who has to take a photo of them every time he sees them, just to laugh at how shit their job is. He has about 30 photos of various Asians walking round town with boards for seedy sounding takeaways. Gangsta's Pizza was a favourite of mine.

yarnbury11 wrote:I have a friend who has to take a photo of them every time he sees them, just to laugh at how shit their job is. He has about 30 photos of various Asians walking round town with boards for seedy sounding takeaways. Gangsta's Pizza was a favourite of mine.

Pip wrote:What do you think would be the worst job ever?

I think it would be typing out instruction manuals.

I'd do that. I can type really fast so easy money......

Honestly I just want to get some stable, decent paying office job

Being a blockage investigator for the water and sewage board.

Luxz0rz wrote:

Pip wrote:What do you think would be the worst job ever?

I think it would be typing out instruction manuals.

I'd do that. I can type really fast so easy money......

Honestly I just want to get some stable, decent paying office job

Yeah, but it would be so dull...

Pot washing in a restaurant. Disgusting job, plus shite pay.

A servant.

Pip wrote:

Luxz0rz wrote:

Pip wrote:What do you think would be the worst job ever?

I think it would be typing out instruction manuals.

I'd do that. I can type really fast so easy money......

Honestly I just want to get some stable, decent paying office job

Yeah, but it would be so dull...

I'd rather be loaded and bored at work then poor and have an alright time.

I'm thinking about trying to become a train driver...they get like £45k a year and 7 weeks holiday...their union has so much power.

I want to be a scout, a game storywriter, a game reviewer or an author.

Also, being a lifeguard must be drear.

Pip wrote:Holding up a cardboard sign saying, "Domino's Pizza".

My bro done that one day.

But hes assistant manager there now

Worst job = Mathematician

My friend's an undertaker.

Pip wrote:I want to be a scout, a game storywriter, a game reviewer or an author.

Also, being a lifeguard must be drear.

Yeah, lifeguards always look so bored.

The Queen's arse cleaner.

She has one, right?

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ wrote:The Queen's arse cleaner.

She has one, right?

When I was younger, I always wondered if the throne was actually a toilet combined with a chair

I believe it is.

Which is where the saying "Just going to sit on the throne for half hour" comes from.

Ryan, I thought warehouse worker was the worst job?

Fuck you. That particular warehouse job was shit. It was pointless anyway. I'm unable to work for a month now. Just had an op.

Being a scientist working in the Artic.

In all seriousness , do you think the Queen actually has an arse cleaner. I'm pretty sure they did years I go, I think I read that somewhere. Does Liz wipe her own arse? Either way, that's an interesting mental image, I'm you'll agree.

I know a train driver for EuroTunnel. He's quite wealthy and is always going on holiday and playing golf. Granted he does start work at 4am sometimes but who cares when you finish work by midday.