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I've never wanted a serious girlfriend, never seen the need really.

I'm too immature for them.

Chani is fittttttt!


Love cute girls with a nose ring

The Zlatan wrote:

crump wrote:That's Glen?

It might be, then again, it might not be.

It's someone called Barnacle Jim and all I can find on google is people abusing him.

crump wrote:I've never wanted a serious girlfriend, never seen the need really.

I'm too immature for them.

same, i'm just afraid they wont like me smoking weed, but if she smokes it. wife dat.

Novi wrote:I feel forever alone, but then I think. damn so much responsibilities, like you love one person and they love you. too much pressure man

what if they have hairy butt crack* also and it puts you off them? damn...

and then you have to introduce them to you family and you have to meet theirs...fuck...

She can always shave it.


My worst fear is that she'll be a prude. One position for the rest of life.

One benefit of having a girlfriend is having someone care if you die.

Forest Max's Dad was a total LAD!

I'm starting to think whether it is easy as they say to pull a bird on these holidays, or the cameras don't show it.

On the plus side Kos looks boring.

crump wrote:I'm dreading having kids, probably a good thing I suppose.

I don't want kids till I'm like 35.

You'll be 50 when they're going through puberty. Fuck that.

Zzonked wrote:

The Zlatan wrote:

It might be, then again, it might not be.

It's someone called Barnacle Jim and all I can find on google is people abusing him.

Is that a confession?

Zzonked wrote:One benefit of having a girlfriend is having someone care if you die.

Friends and family?

Yrael wrote:

Zzonked wrote:One benefit of having a girlfriend is having someone care if you die.

Friends and family?

It's not the same.

Yrael wrote:

Zzonked wrote:One benefit of having a girlfriend is having someone care if you die.

Friends and family?

Maybe. I think what I meant more of was, they would notice if I died. I could probably die in my room and it could take a solid week for anyone to notice.

crump wrote:Forest Max's Dad was a total LAD!

I'm starting to think whether it is easy as they say to pull a bird on these holidays, or the cameras don't show it.

On the plus side Kos looks boring.

Yeh deffo a DadLAD!

It's easier abroad than it is in England and I have no problem pulling in England so pulling in Zante shouldn't be a problem tbh

I like the look of Kos tbf. I've heard it's full of middle class posh private school people. I'd prefer that sort of scene. Posh girls are so hot when they've had a few drinks and they're quite dirty too

Burscough 4-1 Skem, fucking get in.

I'm dreading meeting Julia's family, I can see myself fucking it up somehow. Probably make a Nazi comment by mistake

Forest wrote:

crump wrote:Forest Max's Dad was a total LAD!

I'm starting to think whether it is easy as they say to pull a bird on these holidays, or the cameras don't show it.

On the plus side Kos looks boring.

Yeh deffo a DadLAD!

It's easier abroad than it is in England and I have no problem pulling in England so pulling in Zante shouldn't be a problem tbh

I like the look of Kos tbf. I've heard it's full of middle class posh private school people. I'd prefer that sort of scene. Posh girls are so hot when they've had a few drinks and they're quite dirty too

Yeah that's a fair point, should be easy in 'Shagaluf'.

Yeah tha Natalie looked a right sort!

I've calculated I need 700 Euros to survive 7 days in Magaluf for self-catering.

100 Euros a day.

20 Euros for food, 70 Euros for drink and the 20 Euros I save every day can go to Booze Cruises/Waterparks.

I expect we'll do a waterpark and booze cruise at the least so that covers at least 140 Euros with probably 50 spare.

How much are you taking LAD?

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I'm probably going to buy a bottle of hard liquor in the duty free too.

Chip wrote:I'm dreading meeting Julia's family, I can see myself fucking it up somehow. Probably make a Nazi comment by mistake

You'll be fine, Chip.

I hope I'm fine Zlatan

crump wrote:I'm dreading having kids, probably a good thing I suppose.

I don't want kids till I'm like 35.

Im the same



long long long time til i'll be ready

That $20 in my pocket song has nice saxaphone music.

Childish Logic wrote:

Novi wrote:I feel forever alone, but then I think. damn so much responsibilities, like you love one person and they love you. too much pressure man

what if they have hairy butt crack* also and it puts you off them? damn...

and then you have to introduce them to you family and you have to meet theirs...fuck...

She can always shave it.


My worst fear is that she'll be a prude. One position for the rest of life.

But you'll know before you get married right?

Thrift shop is fucking awesome

WALK IN THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP


I GOT A BIG COCK

I'm taking £800 to Zante mf

Forest wrote:I'm taking £800 to Zante mf

I've just looked on some forums and apparently that just gets you through the week.

Fuck that I'm just gonna take 800, I don't want to turn into a little budgeting prick on holiday. That's boring.

I've heard of pikey cleaners too, going to hide my dollar.

crump wrote:

Forest wrote:I'm taking £800 to Zante mf

I've just looked on some forums and apparently that just gets you through the week.

Fuck that I'm just gonna take 800, I don't want to turn into a little budgeting prick on holiday. That's boring.

I've heard of pikey cleaners too, going to hide my dollar.

Keep it on your person at all times, but divide it into different pockets and have a secret wad in your shoe or somewhere .





This is true. Me and my mate had a competition, he just said 'See if you can do it without saying 'um'. He managed to get like 6 words before saying 'erm' and I was like 'wheeey' and then it was my turn and I said 'um' straight away then said 'FUCK' and got a weird look off the subway person

I fucking hate SubWay.

I'm an utter SubWay-phobe and won't go on my own.

I just don't know what to have, don't know how much it is and end up rushing. Last time I spend 6.99 on a 6 inch and a drink somehow.

How did you spend that much on it?

I know what I get nowadays, although I haven't been since about October.

Meatball Marinara on Italian Herbs and Cheese bread, with Cheese and toasted, then I put lettuce, onion, sweet corn and pepper and then some mayo

Zzonked wrote:21 this year. I don't want to get married, it's only depressing because they've been in a happy relationship for long enough to get married and I am forever alone.

Please zzonked, I like you and know you're better than that.

BMT is what I have with lettuce and chilli sauce.

I'm not eating anymore fast-food till Maga though!