If was footballers entered a bar..

Just seen something like this on another forum by accident.

Some examples from that website:

Luis Suarez - Will only go home with a Caucasian woman.

Fernando Torres - After being with an ugly bird for a long time, finally gets with a hot, successful chick. Unfortunately she doesn't turn out to be all he expected and each time he goes near her box, he shits himself.

Arsene Wenger leaves with someone of a questionable age.

Titus Bramble - Enters the club and rapes some woman.

Hernandez - Turns up around closing time. Meets a nice girl in the queue for the toilets and goes home with her.

Theo Walcott - Runs around trying it on with every girl and gets knocked back- eventually pulls a stunner and the local lads thinks he's a legend.

Joey Barton - Nobody remembers him being out but according to Twitter it was a great night.

Ok .................................................................

van Persie - Goes on a massive streak of pulling ugly or no birds, has one good night and starts his run of being able to pull fit birds every time he goes out

Stewart Downing - Fails as a wingman and fails to pull anybody, then one night goes ballistic and pulls for him and his friend

Rooney- Started off really young and now he just pulls the same bird every time.

Van Persie - Goes home with a little boy inside of him.

Sam Hutchinson: Out on a student night and meets a fucking legend called Forest from the Playmaker forum. Gets told he's fuckung class and a future England international

Messi: successfully gets through 5 cock blocks and goes home with a hot chick, Xavi, and Iniesta.

Van Persie doesn't get lucky this time and ends up getting beat up by 10 lads, they slice his throat and cut off each one of his toes and feed them back to him and then they cut his nipples off and feeds them to kyro and then they rip his head off and throw him in a ditch and no one finds him forever and I bet this is why they signing lewandoeski ok

Mario Balotelli starts selling aftershave in the toilets and is found signing no spray no lay

Mario Balotelli buys everyone a drink before setting fire to the bar

Steven Gerrard - Punches the DJ after he doesn't let him change the song

If was start entered a bar, he can has cheezburger.

Phil Neville enters the bar and goes "EHHHH"

Rooney enter's a pub, downs 5 pints then does a shit on the bar, elbows an unsuspecting victim and then pays a local granny for a shag.