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Chat Thread

crump: Posts : 20116

Post n°1

Chat Thread

by crump Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:42 am

The Maestro wrote:Went into GAME to get Hitman and it reminded me why I hate it .. they just do not take no for an answer when it comes to asking you for a reward card or shit like that. It's fucking annoying

I order online now, there is this right grumpy unsociable cunt there at ours too who is always snappy, fucking dick head.

Me: Just this please mate
Guy: Cool anything else?
Me: Nah thanks mate just that
Guy: Any pre-orers?
Me: No thankyou
Guy: (This was back 2 months ago) Black Ops 2? FIFA 13? Halo? Hitman? Need for Speed?
Me: No thanks mate
Guy: Reward card?
Me: No sorry it's at home
Guy: Want to register another one?
Me: No thanks.
Guy: Trade in card on you?
Me: No sorry.
Guy: Do you want one?
Me: No thankyou.
Guy: Okay mate that's £19.99
Me: Okay thanks.
Guy: Do you want me to put these points on a seperate card.
Me: No thanks.

That genuinely happened, I shit you not.

JamieB: Posts : 6787
Age : 30
Location : Chorley
Supports : Manchester United

Post n°2

Re: Chat Thread

by JamieB Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:44 am

crump wrote:

The Maestro wrote:Went into GAME to get Hitman and it reminded me why I hate it .. they just do not take no for an answer when it comes to asking you for a reward card or shit like that. It's fucking annoying

I order online now, there is this right grumpy unsociable cunt there at ours too who is always snappy, fucking dick head.

Me: Just this please mate
Guy: Cool anything else?
Me: Nah thanks mate just that
Guy: Any pre-orers?
Me: No thankyou
Guy: (This was back 2 months ago) Black Ops 2? FIFA 13? Halo? Hitman? Need for Speed?
Me: No thanks mate
Guy: Reward card?
Me: No sorry it's at home
Guy: Want to register another one?
Me: No thanks.
Guy: Trade in card on you?
Me: No sorry.
Guy: Do you want one?
Me: No thankyou.
Guy: Okay mate that's £19.99
Me: Okay thanks.
Guy: Do you want me to put these points on a seperate card.
Me: No thanks.

That genuinely happened, I shit you not.

You have a good amount of patience not to slap the cunt Crump.

crump: Posts : 20116

Post n°3

Re: Chat Thread

by crump Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:44 am

Learnt them patience at McDonalds, I think they've gone now, when I'm shopping I have patience though, incase I ever visit back, don't like burning bridges you see.

crump: Posts : 20116

Post n°4

Re: Chat Thread

by crump Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:45 am

Unlike my Mum who would probably cause an argument when shopping over anything, I think it's her sarcasm that just intimidates people when she gets pissed off.

So I just walk off.

Uncle John from Jamaica

Uncle John from Jamaica: Posts : 8455
Age : 31

Post n°5

Re: Chat Thread

by Uncle John from Jamaica Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:46 am

Won some award at work, got to rent a dinner suit now for the ceremony. Laughing

Laughing

Best be free beer and I better be able to claim the taxi there and back on expenses!

crump: Posts : 20116

Post n°6

Re: Chat Thread

by crump Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:47 am

Expenses

not worthy

I have a work course soon, I am going to be mega pissed off if there is some cunt that asks a question for everything and makes me late coming home.

Uncle John from Jamaica

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Post n°7

Re: Chat Thread

by Uncle John from Jamaica Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:53 am

crump wrote:Expenses

I have a work course soon, I am going to be mega pissed off if there is some cunt that asks a question for everything and makes me late coming home.

Last course I went on had a dude like that. Had a smart arse point or a question about everything, always trying to be awkward seemingly on purpose. Made us half an hour late for tea one day cause we ended up straying massively off topic. Neutral

Neutral

crump: Posts : 20116

Post n°8

Re: Chat Thread

by crump Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:56 am

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

crump wrote:Expenses

I have a work course soon, I am going to be mega pissed off if there is some cunt that asks a question for everything and makes me late coming home.

Last course I went on had a dude like that. Had a smart arse point or a question about everything, always trying to be awkward seemingly on purpose. Made us half an hour late for tea one day cause we ended up straying massively off topic.

Lick arses.

My Mum got a new position at Nat West and she's been to like 6 courses in 2 months and she just sits on her own unless there's one decent person there Laughing

Laughing

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Post n°9

Re: Chat Thread

by Walcott Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:09 am

crump wrote:Unlike my Mum who would probably cause an argument when shopping over anything, I think it's her sarcasm that just intimidates people when she gets pissed off.

So I just walk off.

Some woman at work got pissy yesterday cos I said 'Thank you' when she didn't say it when I held a door for her. She was speechless when I questioned her manners. Chat Thread 73365

Chat Thread 73365

Bushido: Posts : 4577

Post n°10

Re: Chat Thread

by Bushido Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:11 am

Walcott wrote:

crump wrote:Unlike my Mum who would probably cause an argument when shopping over anything, I think it's her sarcasm that just intimidates people when she gets pissed off.

So I just walk off.

Some woman at work got pissy yesterday cos I said 'Thank you' when she didn't say it when I held a door for her. She was speechless when I questioned her manners.

I hate that with a passion. It's even worse when somebody doesn't keep the door open for you, especially when you need to use your card to get in the building. Fuck you

Fuck you

crump: Posts : 20116

Post n°11

Re: Chat Thread

by crump Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:16 am

That's really annoying, I always say thankyou and that, I just feel a rude bastard otherwise, manners cost nothing.

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Post n°12

Re: Chat Thread

by The Maestro Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:27 am

There is a Pakistani fella in my course, he came over last year so I've known him for about a year now but he is one of the most annoying people I've ever met.

Whenever I walk in in the morning he'll be sitting back on his chair with a big grin saying "good morning (my full name)"

I just reply "alright" and sigh because I know he's going to to get on my breasts for the entire day. He'll come over and stand behind me like a shadow as I'm working and when I turn round he'll just look at me all goofily. He'll ask dozens of questions a day. Last year when I had only met him 10 minutes he had already asked what my full name was, how old I was, when I was born, what hobbies I have, if I have a girlfriend, who I stay with, what siblings I have.

Everyone else just tells him to fuck off but I dont have the heart.

JamieB: Posts : 6787
Age : 30
Location : Chorley
Supports : Manchester United

Post n°13

Re: Chat Thread

by JamieB Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:29 am

I remember a few months back, a woman got really annoyed at me because i asked if i could use the toliet after her(you had to pay 20p to get into it and i had no change on me)

The Maestro: Posts : 1002

Post n°14

Re: Chat Thread

by The Maestro Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:30 am

JamieB wrote:I remember a few months back, a woman got really annoyed at me because i asked if i could use the toliet after her(you had to pay 20p to get into it and i had no change on me)

She was probably really creeped out.

You are supposed to use the mens toilets Jamie, and you are supposed to pay.

Not sneak up behind some lady and ask to go with her to the toilet.

JamieB: Posts : 6787
Age : 30
Location : Chorley
Supports : Manchester United

Post n°15

Re: Chat Thread

by JamieB Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:30 am

The Maestro wrote:

JamieB wrote:I remember a few months back, a woman got really annoyed at me because i asked if i could use the toliet after her(you had to pay 20p to get into it and i had no change on me)

She was probably really creeped out.

You are supposed to use the mens toilets Jamie, and pay for them.

Not sneak up behind some lady and ask to go with her to the toilet.

It was an all in one thing.

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Post n°16

Re: Chat Thread

by Guest Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:42 am

Rangers vs Elgin has been called off on Sunday because Elgin sold too many tickets, WTF? Neutral

Neutral

Bushido: Posts : 4577

Post n°17

Re: Chat Thread

by Bushido Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:50 am

JamieB wrote:I remember a few months back, a woman got really annoyed at me because i asked if i could use the toliet after her(you had to pay 20p to get into it and i had no change on me)

Creepy toilet seat sniffer.

JamieB: Posts : 6787
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Post n°18

Re: Chat Thread

by JamieB Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:51 am

I needed a piss Neutral

Neutral

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Post n°19

Re: Chat Thread

by luke. Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:20 am

Chat Thread 198407_10151265357537259_1885261437_n

Moses hangin about the hood with the boys.

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Post n°20

Re: Chat Thread

by dena Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:21 am

crump: Posts : 20116

Post n°21

Re: Chat Thread

by crump Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:23 am

Just fell asleep for an hour, strong no sleep for me tonight.

The Maestro: Posts : 1002

Post n°22

Re: Chat Thread

by The Maestro Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:23 am

dena wrote:

That is absolutely fucking vile.

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Post n°23

Re: Chat Thread

by Sean Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:25 am

dena wrote:

22nd November- Im so thankful for everything I have

23rd November- MOVE BITCH THAT PHONE IS MINE

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Post n°24

Re: Chat Thread

by George Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:26 am

Some guy pulled out a gun in a store in Texas today. Crazy stuff.

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Post n°25

Re: Chat Thread

by Novi Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:29 am

Sean wrote:

dena wrote:

22nd November- Im so thankful for everything I have

23rd November- MOVE BITCH THAT PHONE IS MINE

Laughing

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Post n°26

Re: Chat Thread

by Guest Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:31 am

Tried to redo a screen protecter on my phone and I bought a pack of 5 because I knew I'd fuck it up, the fourth one is okay with minor faults, one left and I'm not sure if I should risk going for the last one or just being satisfied. oh god why

oh god why

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Post n°27

Re: Chat Thread

by Zzonked Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:37 am

dena wrote:

'murrica.

Honestly I don't think I've ever seen anyone even cause any trouble in a queue in the UK, we invented well mannered queuing biatch.

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Post n°28

Re: Chat Thread

by Guest Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:37 am

George wrote:Some guy pulled out a gun in a store in Texas today. Crazy stuff.

Everyday Texas life.

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Post n°29

Re: Chat Thread

by Zzonked Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:38 am

Sean wrote:

dena wrote:

22nd November- Im so thankful for everything I have

23rd November- MOVE BITCH THAT PHONE IS MINE

You can be thankful for shit and still want more shit to be even more thankful for.

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Post n°30

Re: Chat Thread

by Guest Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:39 am

dena wrote:

That title is inappropriate.

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