The tennis thread.

Sean wrote:Is it just me or do all tennis commentators sound like your dad or something? Whenever anything happens they just sound embarassed

That's not my fucking dad, nothing embarrasses the cunt.

Why is this interviewer asking about Madrid and uncle Tony and swimming and shit. Is this Piers Morgan life stories?

That's right, turn it into an interview about Tomic, twats.

Worst interviewer ever.

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:

I was THERE.

ZOMG I was on TV.

tennis interviewers are absolutely terrible, ya'll know this.

Why doesn't Rafa wear this? He's so hawt in blue.

Has Djokovic played already?

dena wrote:tennis interviewers are absolutely terrible, ya'll know this.

True. Usually it's up to the player the make the interview.

kyro7 wrote:

Why doesn't Rafa wear this? He's so hawt in blue.

That'll be the one he wears in night matches...I hope

Sean wrote:Has Djokovic played already?

Destroyed Mahut yesterday, will smash Hewitt tomorrow.

Maria is on the night session tomorrow.

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:That'll be the one he wears in night matches...I hope

Fingers crossed.

Fuck these times, actually wanted to watch these games.

Whens the final?

Sean wrote:Fuck these times, actually wanted to watch these games.

Whens the final?

Saturday & Sunday morning.

If I wake up and see Tomic has knocked out Federer..

I thought you were strictly a Rafa fan?

Sean wrote:I thought you were strictly a Rafa fan?

Yeah but Rafa - Roger matches are hard to come by in slams these days and I really want them to play each other.

But
a) Nobody wants to be denied of a Rafa v Roger semi final
and b) Nobody likes Tomick.

This asian woman is looking in much better shape, looks a lot Lina.

Ouch, that looked bad.

Uh oh

kyro7 wrote:This asian woman is looking in much better shape, looks a lot Lina.

My joke was so bad I injured Clijsters.

kyro7 wrote:

kyro7 wrote:This asian woman is looking in much better shape, looks a lot Lina.

My joke was so bad I injured Clijsters.

In her farewell season as well. You swine.

It's okay, Nadal smashed Delpo like this.

You go girl.

Aussie Kim

Why do you call Kvitova Petrafile and is it just you that does that or is that a thing?

kyro7 wrote:Why do you call Kvitova Petrafile and is it just you that does that or is that a thing?

Because her boyfriend is a lot younger than she is

and lots of people like to poke fun at it (the jokes just offer themselves on a plate sometimes) on the tennis forum I use, but "Petrafile" has yet to really catch on

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:

kyro7 wrote:Why do you call Kvitova Petrafile and is it just you that does that or is that a thing?

Because her boyfriend is a lot younger than she is

and lots of people like to poke fun at it (the jokes just offer themselves on a plate sometimes) on the tennis forum I use, but "Petrafile" has yet to really catch on

Oh right.

http://www.tennisnuts.com/shop/tennis/players-gallery/sharapova/nike-womens-maria-statement-slam-1004644.html

Definitely buying that and wearing it.

Is kim retiring?

Spoiler:

kyro7 wrote:

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:

Because her boyfriend is a lot younger than she is

and lots of people like to poke fun at it (the jokes just offer themselves on a plate sometimes) on the tennis forum I use, but "Petrafile" has yet to really catch on

Oh right.

http://www.tennisnuts.com/shop/tennis/players-gallery/sharapova/nike-womens-maria-statement-slam-1004644.html

Definitely buying that and wearing it.

Do it. That colour is phit.

dena wrote:Is kim retiring?

From the match or for good? I don't think there's been any official announcement but the general consensus is that this will be her last year on tour.