The tennis thread.

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:How many double faults?

None in the competition yet they just said.

Has lost one point on her serve so far in this match.

My word.

They just said she's only missed 2 first serves so far.

kyro7 wrote:They just said she's only missed 2 first serves so far.

The stats on the site say she hasn't even hit a 2nd serve yet

Yayy, first set 6-1 to Maria after 31 minutes.

Oh, the stats on the site say it's 4-1

Cirstea crippled.

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:Cirstea crippled.

Changed to this match just to see what's going on and I see her on the floor.

Is this fucking Maria? She has another love service game and finishes it with an ace. Serving like a boss, no doubt that wont last long.

Some sort of lower back problem. Her movement was shocking for the 2nd half of the 2nd set.

MTO & pills have been given, should be able to tell if it's a serious problem over the next few games.

Loooooooool, Kerber hit a serve just out and Maria played it beautifully across court for a would be winner and Kerber must have thought thank fuck my serve was out.

Lol Maria love break, they called Maria's last shot out but it was in, Kerber got to it but no way was getting it back, thought they'd replay the point though but the game was given, Maria paying them off.

Pffft how boring. Kerber was supposed to make a match of it.

"Looks like Sharapova's dress has got gills"


"It's Kerber who's doing all the heavy breathing."

Kerber is so pathetic, shouting "COME ON" at Maria smashing an easy volley into the net..

Kerber breaks though, after 6 attempts.

Errani, what a bitch. Opponent is crippled and she's drop shotting and lobbing her every other point.

I dislike Kerber, she knocked Julia out of Auckland

the bitch

I fucking hate Kerber, she shouts come on every fucking point even when she does nothing in the point, bitch.

Kerber is going to win this set.

kyro7 wrote:I fucking hate Kerber, she shouts come on every fucking point even when she does nothing in the point, bitch.

Kerber is going to win this set.

I hate Kerber as well. She did the same thing when she was beating a sick Julia Görges. Her taunting prompted Julia to start crying

Cirstea is done.

Robyn is the I in your sig Kerber?

Good lord, no.

Oh good. I hate her

Did Julia play well yesterday I CBF watching highlights of the match

Chip wrote:Oh good. I hate her

Did Julia play well yesterday I CBF watching highlights of the match

Didn't see much of the match but her opponent looked like a (barely) walking pharmacy by the end of the match Both legs and feet taped up.

Maria just shouted COME ON so loud at a failed drop shot from Kerber, to be fair it won her the break but these two are being so bitchy without even being bitchy. So obvious.

They're two of many who do that tbh. Annoying to watch when they do it.

Maria first double. It was inevitable.

I'm amazed she lasted that long

I want Maria's bag.

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:They're two of many who do that tbh. Annoying to watch when they do it.

Kerber started it becuase Maria was outclassing her, disappointed that Maria got into it as well but kinda glad she's giving it back at the same time.